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>> we now go live to the dailywhite house press briefing with press secretary sean spicer.>> sit down. sit down.sit down. first i'd like to announce iwill am calm now. i will remain calm now as longas you -- sons of a -- i'm not going to do that.that is the old spicy. this is the new spicy.i am told to cut down on the gum chewing.i am now limiting my -- myself to one slice a day.i will enjoy my one and only.
and you can just sit and watch.i will be back to pick you up later.now i would like to begin with the president's schedule.3:00 p.m., president trump will meet with the leader fromcentral, central asia. president -- oh, boy.amaga -- to discuss rest and unrest in --kazakhstan. specifically, specifically inin adabada -- adabada -- and so write that.they will also joined by his wife.you know what?
i'm going to take a pass on it.i am just going to call her connie.all right. okay.did that. now i'm going to open this upfor questions. and i am going to completely>> i just want to know what the president intends to do now thatthe appeals court denied his request to stop the travel ban?awe. >> you're testing me big guy.it's simple. if the appeals court won't dowhat's right, president trump
will see them in court.specifically, the people's court.>> that isn't real. >> duh, that isn't real.i'm glenn. it is real, glenn.it says that right before each tape, glenn.the cases are real. the rulings are final.don't -- with me glen. next question, let's go to thisturkey. >> the president has said thereshould be a test to see if immigrants truly love america.what would that test even be?
>> easy as extreme vetting.>> yeah, what does that mean? >> what does it mean?it means that it is extreme. spicy is going to explain itstow you dumb babies can understand it.so i guess i will won't use my big words.i'm going to have to use my dolly.ready for dolly. so you can understand what isgoing on. here it is how it is going to godown. you have your tsa agent righthere.
and you have barbie coming in.nice american girl. back from a dream vacation.we know she is okay, because she is blond.and so she gets in. easy.we understand that. perfect.now, who is up next? uh-oh.uh-oh, it's moana. whoa, slow your roll, honey.and then we are going to pat her down.and then we are going to read her e-mails.if we don't like the answers,
which we won't.boom, guantanamo bay. all right, let's go!next question! uh yes.yes. >> earlier this week you saidthere was a terrorist attack in atlanta.>> yes. because i said that.you wrote it. when i said it wrong, you guysshould know what i mean. right or wrong.that's why you are here. obviously i meant orlanta.>> orlando.
you know what!okay. look, the problemis all of these terrorist instances and incidents that youare not reporting on. okay, i have a whole list herethat you never even write about. never covered them once.let's read from the list oechlt kay, the bowling green massacre.not the kellyann one, the real one.okay, the horror in six flags. okay.the slaughter at fragglerock. and the night they drove olddixie down.
okay?and then there is the light terrorism this week whennordstrom's decided to stop selling ivankatrump's line of clothing and accessories.[ cheers and applause ] okay, that's nordstrom's loss.because these are high, high quality products.in fact, i am wearing one of her bangles right now.it is beautiful. it is shimmery.it's elegant. it is $39.99.it is unbelievable.
unbelievable.don't get me started on her shoes.all right. these babies are real headturners now. we have a brand new attorneygeneral. everyone is very excited abouthim. he is going to answer somequestions as well as here we go. yeah!jeff sessions. hi.i just want to say i appreciate it, the fierce debate around mynomination.
lindsay graham came in like aporcupine. and then mitch mcconnell, swoopin like an alligator. bite his head off.and we know there are two kinds of crime, regular and black.>> all right, all right, all right.case made. case made, thank you, secretarysessions. now you know we need someone here to bring back law and order because in places likechicago, the murder rate is over 80%.80% of people in chicago have
been murdered and are dead.they're dead. and that's on you.you did that. >> yeah, okay.you know what, i'm looking at the real numbers here and theydirectly contradict everything you just said.you know what that was? that was me blowing away theirdishonesty. any other questions?>> yeah, uh, just mentally though, are you okay?>> are you kidding me? are you kidding me?you don't have a chance!
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