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just a minute, i'll be back. yesterday, i saw herfor the first time.. ..and fell in love instantly. hey taani! your bridal outfit is here. nobody is going to see mybridal outfit before me. stop! oh taani my childfinish your mehendi first. oh dad! today is my wedding dayso please no time tables today..
..and if you are in such ahurry why don't you sit for mehendi. saw that surinder! all my lifei have disciplined so many kids.. ..but this professor gupta couldn'tstraighten his own daughter. the princess has evenchosen her own prince charming. it's a love marriage. hey taani! come here. guess who is this? this is surindermy most favourite student. remember i used totell you about him?
oh my god! so you are surinder! you have no clue mister.. ..as to how many problemsi have gone through because of you. because of me? oh yes! throughout school and collegei have only heard one thing.. why don't you get markslike surinder! respect elders like surinder! surinder did this,surinder did that.. ..and more than anythinghe wanted to get us married!
no, no.. what no, no? i am telling you. he told me very seriously.. ..that only a very fortunategirl can get a guy like surinder. actually you don't know, buthe loves you more than me. you just can't stop talking.be quiet now. taani come here.- i am coming. ok! it was nice meeting you, bye. yes! of course, nice.
yes it's true! i fell in lovewith her the moment i saw her.. ..her beautiful face, her joyousdance, her unhesitant laughter. i thought i was seeing agirl for the first time. it was a strange feeling, i washappy and in pain at the same time. what happened? the bus carrying the groom and hisfamily has met with an accident. seems like no one has survived. please come everyone. get a car.. fast.
it was a massive heart attack. we have done our best.the rest is in gods hands. who is surinder? i have brought uptaani with a lot of love. she is still veryyoung and very fragile. she will break undersuch circumstances. if you think its rightthen please marry taani. knowing that taani is in safehands i'll be able to die in peace. i don't have time son.
if you agree theni'll speak to taani. i know this is not the righttime to talk to you about this.. ..but what to do.. ..seems like godhas called for me now. i have never forced you foranything and nor will i today.. ..but before leavingi'll give you just one advice.. ..in life we make some relationshipsand some are made by god. you just think that godhas chosen surinder for you. rest is your decision..
..but my child i wont beable to rest in peace.. ..if i leave you here alone. i won't be able to rest in peace. i'll do as you wish father. bless you my child, bless you. long life and happiness,my children. i always sleep inthe attic upstairs. so the room and thecupboard is all yours. and if you need anything justlet me know, i am a light sleeper.
there was a delay inthe meter delivery. it's all right now.i have checked the inventory myself. yes within 48 hours. thank you. punjab power at your servicelighting up your life. so surinder! what news? nothing. so suri, you didn't cometo office for two days. is everything alright my friend?
yes! everything is fine. then why didn't you come to office? actually.. i had toattend someone's wedding. someone's wedding or your own? no nothing like that. anything can be kept asecret from us in this city? friend! you turned outto be very secretive. you kept your bigday a secret from us. no.. no.
listen everybodysahni has got married. so, when do we getto meet your wife? come, oh not like this. surinder is our dear buddyhe will throw us a party. hey everyone there's aparty at sahni's place today.. ..and we will beintroduced to his wife. no khanna not today,not today. thank you! thank you! punjab power,lighting up your life.
hey you surinder sahniopen the damn door. why are you hiding inside? are you too ashamed to seeeye to eye with bobby kholsa. i say, open the door. even i don't wantto see your face.. ..just came to tell youthat we are no longer friends. i don't need a friend like you. the one person who did everything.. ..together with you hears aboutyour marriage from neighbours.
is this the value ofbobby khosla in your life? i know you are inside,you left office an hour back. i know everything suri. bobby.. hey bobby.. bobby is dead man! bobby can't die till suri is alive. come in, i'll explain everything. so where is she?
down in my room. and you sleep here? yes. and now what? whatever god decides. here come thecaretakers of punjab power. always late to work but always ontime for free alcohol and free food. you see to themi'll check on taani. don't worry it'll all be ok.
i am coming, i am coming.what is the damn hurry man? taani, it's me surinder. some friends fromoffice have come home. they found out about the weddingand invited themselves over. i tried my best to dissuade thembut you know how these people are. i just have a small request.. if you could come and meeteveryone for just two minutes.. it's ok taani,you don't take tension. i'll tell them that you are unwell.
i'll take care of it,you please take rest. hey sahni! where is your wife? we are all too eager to meet her. he won't let us meet her so early. he must be hiding her somewhere. it's not like that dk. she is not feeling toowell after the long journey.. oh! i'll go get her.. hey chaddha! you havestill not had a drink with me.
ok then! first we'll drink andthen we'll call on suri's wife. ok surinder we'll take your leave. it's quite late. we'll probably meetyour wife another time. not a big deal. no, no actually she wasvery keen on meeting you all. surinder ji! i wanted to talk to you.could you come outside please! i'm sorry i behavedvery badly today.
i have married you willingly.. ..hence i have no right totake out my anger for god on you. i promise you that from nowon i'll be a good wife to you. just be a bit patient with me. i have to kill theold taani that i was.. ..and become a new taaniand that might take some time. there is one more thingi needed to tell you.. ..i wont be able to love you. ..i don't think i have anymorelove in me to give to someone.
i don't know if you canlive your life without love. and if you can't, then i wouldn'twant to be a burden on you. i don't know what love is taani. i have never had the good luckof falling in love with a lady. actually i don'teven know any ladies. today the way you kept my dignity infront of my friends, is love for me. i am not used to nor doi require more love than this. you are very lucky thatyou have never been in love. there is nothing morepainful in this world than love.
ok good night then. now i know taani, why i havebeen in pain for the past two days. i had fallen in love withyou the first time i saw you. good night. good morning! good morning. soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow, the winds blow soft, sweet, slow, the healing glow
soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so soft, sweet, slow isthe rise of the moon soft, sweet, slow liftthe veil maroon soft, sweet, slow weget high and we swoon take it slow now, let it sink take a breath, stepback from the brink toss your cares away with a wink cos life goes by in a blink soft, sweet, slow love will flow
raj- you must have heard of me the streets of love lie hassled tied up in shy coy tassels they fight a war with themselves this heart's uncertainin every beat it shies away in coy retreat it says something doessomething else this mischief heartis a riddle, surprise rush into love and pay the price
slow down love, let it sink love will flow now soft,sweet, slow god must have his own god too who will work hismagic ways on you and you will see inme what i see in you in the name of god, lets go beyond horizons, lets go carry me away, lets go remember the words
of the prophet's poem in the river of fire,you sink to swim soft, sweet, slow,they bless us so i'll take it. what is this? these people areteaching dance here.. ..it's a big company from bombay. actually i have alwaysbeen very fond of dancing.. ..and anyway i get boredat home the whole day..
..but if you are not okwith it i won't do it. mention not. bobby my friend yes suri my friend if i tell you somethingpromise me you won't tell anyone. never till i die my friend.. never i have fallen in love congratulations,celebrations, fireworks.. ..but with whom?
with my wife taani. cheers to this.this is more like it. but she does not love me. how dare she not love you,she is not your wife. two slaps and she'llbe loving you all over. hey don't you dare!you will slap my wife? no, no not me you will. never! the day i raisethis hand on her.. ..you cut this hand withyour scissors, all of it.
you love her so much? but she says shewont be able to love me. she wants to change herself. she says she has to killthe old taani that she was.. but i love her just the way she is. i want her to remain the happy,fun spirited taani that she was.. ..and with whomi fell in love instantly. i don't want her to change. i want her to fall in love with me.
make her fall inlove with me my friend. do something that makesme the hero of her life. the kind of hero that sheloves to watch in films.. ..and then she willcome in my arms. do some magic with your hands.. ..and make my love storymy friend. balwinder viz. bobby khosla startedthis salon for this day perhaps. now you wait and watch howi write your love story. bobby! will she really notbe able to recognize me.
suri! if she recognizes you.. ..i will close this salonand go back to my village. oh that's great, the thing is,taani has joined a dance class.. ..and i really want to watch herdancing, so first i will go there. and i'll quietly watch her dancing.. ..then later i'll gohome and surprise her. hey what are you doing?i don't want to cut my moustache. oh relax i am not cutting,just trimming your moustache. girls nowadays don'tlike thick moustaches.
slowly, slowly.. you duffer! oh sorry! don't worry it'll beback in a minute. i'll just check. where are you going?i am feeling a bit tensed? but why? will taani like this new suri? she will come dancing into your armsand will softly whisper in your ears. what? suri.
yes.- i love you. how much. wow that was fantastic. we bombayites never knew.. ..that people inamritsar could dance so well. amritsar this one's for you. you must have noticed that we havedivided you all into two groups. group green and group red. now one person from groupred will be paired with..
..one person from group green. because after all, the real fun ofdancing lies in partner dancing. ok guys you can now go aheadand find your dance partner. damn it! oh i am sorry.. listen this is a misunderstanding. i just can't dance. please listen to me,i have never danced in my life. oh no, no, no surinder.no running away now.
you are not suri i workfor punjab power anymore. now you are taani's hero. you sing songs, you dance.. ..you save the girls,you kill the bad guys.. hello i am taani. and i am your hero. i mean 21, 21. you must have heard of me. um.. no i haven't.
don't worry. you will keephearing it from now on. alright then! i'll seeyou tomorrow. goodbye! oh no, no, no, i mean.. ..never say goodbye. always say, we aretraveling the love lane.. ..down the roadwe will meet again ok. raj.. raj, we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again
we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again i just don't get it. you said you'll watch taani danceand then go home and surprise her. and now you are making mecreate this fake moustache? oh you fool! i have got the chance todance with taani everyday.. ..and you want me to loose that. do you think,if she knew it was me.. ..would she everdance with a geek like me?
never. and even if she did she wouldn'tbe the same taani i saw today. what are you trying to say? you just don't get it. suri reminds taani ofher tragedy, her sadness. she can never be theold taani around suri. but now by being raji have the opportunity.. ..to spend some time with her. tell me out of so many people..
..how come she was the onlyone who became my partner? how do i know? i'll tell you. because of god.. if he wanted she could haveeasily recognized me in a second. but he didn't do that know why? why? listen to what god is saying. he is saying..
..there i havestarted your love story. now dance with taani all you want.. ..get to know her better,make her laugh.. ..give her heaps of happiness sothat she forgets all her pain.. ..and becomes yourfun-loving taani forever. as raj you can tell herwhatever is in your heart. all that you could never say as suri,now go live your love story. you got me all emotional again. here is your moustache,and suri is back.
i am sorry i got late,i'll just change and come. i will take the tiffin- alright what is the matter? oh nothing, i have sprained my neck.i'll be back. you heat the food. taani from now i'llbe late every night. i am doing overtime at office. since you are busy with yourdance classes in the evening. i thought it's besti take on extra work. alright.
we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again.. oh she's my sister dude.. the thing is there was noother colour left in the store. these mumma's boystook every other colour.. ..but even if there wasi would have chosen this one only. since yesterday yellow hasbecome my favourite colour.. ..because yesterday i sawyou for the first time.. ..and you had worn yellow. listen mister raj!i do not appreciate such talk.
please do not evertry to flirt with me. but where am i flirting. flirting would be ifi were to tell you that.. ..i have never seen a girlmore beautiful than you.. ..and when you dance all sweaty.. ..the way your hair swings leftand right, my heart skips a beat. but i didn't sayanything like that. no flirting. sorry mr. raj but i wontbe able to dance with you. oh no, no, no, i am sorry,i apologise.
see the thing isi am a loud mouth rowdy.. ..i don't know how toconverse with decent women.. ..and you are very simple. so i will never do anyloose talk around you. i'll be absolutely quiet. i promise. sorry wrong finger. one chance,just one chance. yippe yippe! taani partner youdidn't tell me sexy dress no, it is pretty cool ya. raj, come here.- coming, coming.
punjab's number one bike andnumber one dude at your service. no it's alright. i'll manage. oh don't think so much. it's raining, you'll get wet,come on i'll drop you home. why are you saying thank youi should say thank you to you. alright then ready steady go. damn my hairstyle will get spoiled. know what taani partner,it's considered very lucky.. ..to get wet in the first rainand whatever you wish for comes true.
really?- of course! superb! so what did you ask for? it's granted as soonas i asked for it. that the world's most beautifulgirl be sitting on my backseat. raj, you are flirting with me again.stop the bike i'll go on my own. ok, ok i am sorry, i apologise,never again. so taani partner what did you wishfor in this first rain. - nothing. oh taani partner i am sureyour heart wants something. no my heart does not want anything.
how is that possible taani partnereveryone's heart wants something. you seem to know everything.. ..so why don't you tellme what my heart wants. should i? yeah! your heart wants to stop paining. caught you now, didn't i?now you are not saying anything? say something, yes or no? taani partner, close your eyes andlet every raindrop reach your heart.
what are you doing raj?who will watch the road? you are watching it right? please look straightand drive properly. ok, here we go this is it. please stop here. ok then, your stop has come. ok thank you, bye! no, no taani partnerno goodbye remember. oh right! we'll meet again.
no, no full version please. we are traveling the love lane.. ..down the road we willmeet again. happy! very, very happy! have you ever tasted the firstraindrops, they taste heavenly. taani partner close your eyes andlet every raindrop reach your heart. i am sorry i had sometrouble with the car so got late. taani can you please shut thewindows the floor will get spoilt. this is milk with turmeric.it's good for your cold.
ok good night. 1,2,3,4 raj what onearth are you doing? chill i am alright.. 5,6,7 cheers. hey why are you stickingyour finger in my nose.. ..would you like itif i stick my finger in your nose. i have got it now. oh where are you going? raj leave me. oh why are you goinginto my armpits now.
what the hell are you doing? please don't getover familiar with me. do what they are teaching.. ..look how well the othergirls are dancing, come, come. give me your hand. - take my hand,take my nose, take whatever you want. do you know this oneringaa ringaa roses. what the hell is your problem? they do this in villages,during festivals. listen up everyone, from monday wewill start the dance competition.
every couple willget points each week.. ..and then the top tencouples will compete in the finals.. ..and whoever winswill be proclaimed.. ..the best dancing pairin amritsar. thank you madonna madam. good night folks, bye, bye. this madonna madamis 10 on 10 correct. i have a strong feeling fromwithin that we will come first. we'll come last not first.
it isn't raining today ican go on my own. thank you. no that's not why i am here. taani partner i think youshould change your dance partner. see i know that my dancing iseven worse than my talking.. ..but you are just the best. you will surely come first. but if i am your partneryou will certainly loose.. ..and i really won'tlike to see that happen. so then its fixed that frommonday you'll find a new partner.
alright then. we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again. here buddy, end raj's story. just think again suri. oh i have thought of it enough.i can't see taani upset. she was so disappointed.. ..when she heard about thecompetition and looked at me. how long was thisgoing to last anyway! so it's best we end this here.
anyway i am happy with this much. moreover this damn rajwears really tight clothes. it hurts a lot inthe front and the back. hey buddy i have totake taani out for a film. i am late. i'll leave now..i'll see you later. alright then raj buddyyour role ends here. i could not be yoursin this lifetime rahul. but i promise that i'll beyours in all my lives to come. i'll wait for you inall my lives to come.
taani partner.. getting bored, right? love stories of todayhave lost their charm. i have learnt about lovefrom the gods of love. so i'll show you how to romanceand dance in hindi film style i'm in love, i feel so high here's where i live,and here i'll die away from your arms, your streets i wouldn't know where to fly
my heart's a trampwith two left feet now tell me are we to ever meet? in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again bees buzz inside my heart when i smell the flower of love come on love, now sing your part
my heart flutters like a dove before your house, i'll build onesmaller, even though it won't do someone love me just for a moment,even if its untrue even if its untrue o pretty woman withthe lush long hair to the world i'm junglee,without a care roam the night, you do,singing yahoo yahoo with stars wrapped around you praise the lord shiv shankar
cos you just cant strikeor junk her however hard you try you're my soulmate it seems the princess of my dreams i think now i can fly the world will talk, don't heed it pray i find peace, i need it o this ache in my heart i ache in every part
but i'll show the world still i'm as good as the best i want you to know you have my vow my love taani, please sit down. need some water? um.. actually my partnerraj hasn't come in today. would you have hisnumber or address?
sure, raj.. raj.. oh ya raj kapoor. there's no number but the addressis raju motors, 21 gol maseed. raju motors? how much longer raju? almost done buddy, buttell me something.. ..why does surikeep riding your bike. i just sold him abrand new hyundai i 10. oh that's a story i'll tell youanother time just..
..hurry up now please. almost done buddy. raju sir some lady ishere looking for raj kapoor. oh idiot even my mother has beenlooking for raj kapoor for years. hey listen! make her sitand tell her that.. ..mr. raj is coming in sometime. raj kapoor, the actor is coming here?i'll just call my mother.. oh buddy not raj kapoor, the actorbut our suri is coming as raj kapoor. how did suri become rajkapoor now, what is going on..
it's a very long story, i'll tellyou later. anwar hide the bike.. ..buddy there issomething important you have to do. hey suri, i amcalling from raju's garage. your wife is here looking for raj. taani has reached there? now what do i do, i told youthat i have ended the raj episode.. ..so she can comefirst in the competition. i know that but youseem to have forgotten.. ..that now this story isbeing written by god, not you.
and how and when raj's episodewill end, is upto him not you. you just get here fast.i have made her wait here. ok buddy i am coming right away.but where are my clothes? right there in my cupboard. alright i'll be there in ten minutes.hey bobby i love you buddy! i love you too buddy. here you go. good evening taani partner! hello dear, never fear,raj is here, cheers.
so taani partner did myboys attend to you properly. absolutely. ten on ten hospitality. i have only taughtthese fools, come on now! what are you looking at? enough of your singing, i am notpaying you to idle away your time. go do some work, come on come on. did they serve you biscuits. i am sorry. oh trying to impress thegirl with your english eh?
come on you oaf get to work now. so taani partner you here,what, why, how come. um why didn't you cometo dance school today? oh the thing is i have leftdancing it is quite boring.. ..and not somethingdudes like me can do.. you haven't left dancing youhave left your taani partner right? so that i don't loose. oh no, no nothing like that. but i am not going to leave mypartner nor am i going to lose.
you know, earlier i thought youwere a really cheap kind of.. ..a guy but now i haverealized that under all.. ..this cheapness is areally good hearted guy. if you can be soworried about my winning.. ..can't i worry about your dance? now that we are partners wewill remain partners till the end. and anyway if you promise towork hard and do extra practice.. ..i also promise youthat we will definitely win. taani partner i had toldyou that you'd miss me.
looks like raj'smagic has worked on you. you have started again raj? please promise me one more thing.. ..that you will never do thischeap flirting with me again. oh no, no way, i can promise to doextra practice, to work harder.. ..but i can'tpromise to stop flirting. you see this flirting comesnatural to me, i cannot control it. it's god's gift. raj we are friends from todayand you will behave like one.
ok then we'll meettomorrow at dance class. ok.. what's the big deal. taani partner you areforgetting something. we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again. oh man, i'll die of happiness. it's a match made in heaven you may agree or not with thing but it's in the songthe minstrel sings oh bobby you are sleeping..
here, hold this. o come on buddy we werehaving such great fun. where are my pants now and when.. oh there you are. o suri buddy did yousee raj's style? taani partner couldn'tresist coming to raj, eh! did you hear what she said? from today we are friends. and you have seenenough hindi films..
..to know that a girl anda guy can never be friends. after friendshipcomes love and romance. so now i will hold taani's handand while i dance and romance her. you can be happyholding the tiffin.. ok.. oh why are you standinglike a villain between us.. ..you married herand spoilt her life. she's like a miss world and youare suri i work for punjab power.. listen buddy i am telling youbefore she runs away with me.. ..and you are left holdingyour leg between your legs..
..you should yourself step aside.. so that this dude can sweep heraway and walk into the sunset.. ..and gloriously the endappears on the screen with a bang.. ..and the audience burstsinto a thunderous applause. hey why are you so quiet. alright take your time, thinkit over, we'll talk tomorrow. thought about it? i willtell you what you are thinking. you are thinking whatif while loving raj.. ..taani completely forgets suri..
..what if she neverfalls in love with suri.. ..what if in the endsuri is left saying.. ..we are traveling the love lane,down the road we will meet again. put your left leg in and your right leg out come on baby, let's start turn your head around swing your legs up and down that's all it takes, let's start
hey dude check it out sing, dance, twist and shout take my hand and hit the floor now take a chance on this danceo soniya take a chance on this dance now flick your hand to the tune like a clock hand, from 7 to noon you've got yourself a step a step that's made you hep
now swing your hip without a care like a figure of eight in the air 'take a chance on this dance throw a hand up, shake it well like you're ringing a temple bell shake the other hand below like you'd tug a kiteto make it soar you both have been selected.. ..in the top 10 ofthe dancing competition.
what will you have? gol guppa. how many? sweetheart! you just keep bringing them,today there's no limit. very well then. what do you mean by no limit? raj partner gol guppa competition. competition in this too?
oh! then tell me. what prize does the winner get? the winner can make the loserdo any one thing he wishes to. anything? - absolutely,and the looser can't refuse. in that case taanipartner you have lost.. ..because raj will eat allthe gol guppas in amritsar.. ..but won't loose. see it then. hey man! bring onthe damn golguppas.
bring it on. taani partner if you aretired feel free to give up. cheers! congratulate me? huh! i have been selected for the top 10in the dance competition. this is very good newsmany many congratulations. i have made chicken rice today,while you change i'll heat it up. chicken rice!!!
you don't like it? of course i like it, i love it! i'll just be back. your plate? i am full. i actually atea lot of chaat on the way. raj and i went out to celebrate. raj.. who is raj? oh! i totally forgot to tell you. raj is my dance partner.
this dance competition is in pairs. each person is given a partner. he has his own garage, raju garage. he is a very funny guy.always makes me laugh! you didn't like the biryani? it's a-one.. a-one. suri buddy, taani was rightthis love is a painful thing.. ..there's pain in disguisingoneself, pain in dancing.. ..and now pain even in eating.
this love will surelykill you one day suri! i'm so sorry. you bloody bitch! please mind your tongue,i said sorry, right? keep quiet, i know peoplelike you.. ..you hit purposelyand then say sorry.. ..so that the bestof the competition.. ..goes out right at the beginning,bloody bitch! hey you miss wannabe!
if you say bitch once moreyou won't know what hit you. taani partner, you justignore this miss wannabe. raj is here so why fear..i'll talk to her! talk!- what? talk to me! to hell with the talk, i'll justsay sorry on my partner's behalf.. ..and you say sorry onyour partner's behalf. make me say it!- what? tiny! see what happened to my leg.
tiny? tiny singh. my name. any problem. oh no, no.. size doesn't matter. man should be solid like you. my own pet name is little..chicken little. let's just put this behind us. i'll say sorry on everyone's behalf. full and final sorry. happy family.. hug? ok ok no hug.
bitch! what did she say?- tich tich.. she said tich. and man your biceps areglowing in this light, i must say. where did you get this tattoo? leave it man!!- left it.. left it. who am i to catch you anyway? bloody bitch! i should havegiven her one tight slap.. ..and she'd be dancingall her life. taani partner can i say something?abusing doesn't suit you.
when did i abuse? you just said.. b for bitch. i know cdf as well. wanna hear? no, no thank you.this is enough for today. dammit!!! bloody dolly..move it.. hold this! holding it..why are you tying this.. she has left..what are you doing? son-of-a-gun, take it easy man. there they are.
oh! no, that's a different couple. dolly, bitch. i'll show you now. raj, get off. i'm ready partner,but what's the plan? tiny, i suggest you mess withpeople your own size next time. and dolly.. dance now! hell with tiny! taani partner you are dhoom 3.
my best friend's brotherhad a bike.. ..and we used to stealand ride it every night. i have three years of practice. any more surprises taani partner? you won't fly away like superman no? you never know, wait and watch. i have only been waitingand watching. so your wife was riding the bike? that too at the speed of 120?
and what were you doing? i was sitting behind. what were you doing at the back? i had to hold the handbag, right? oh man! a lady is riding the bike.. ..and you are sittingbehind holding a ladies handbag. you have spoilt the whole macho. sorry bobby, whichpart of the bike is macho. is it very expensive? - oh man it'snot a bike part it's a man's part.
why do men ride bikes?to look macho. why do they wear jeans?to look macho. but who is this macho? macho means manhood. they show in films, right,that if heroines don't listen.. ..the heroes just pick themup and take them that is macho. our action king dharmendra is macho. our stallone rambo is macho. and you are sitting behindholding a bag destroyed the macho..
but now how cani rectify this macho? to start with never siton the backseat whether.. ..it is the bike or your house. the handle mustalways be in your hands.. ..otherwise your wifewill never respect you. and when you walk you mustswell your chest high like this. hey macho. hey bobby. what macho man?
girls are tyingrakhi all around here.. ..every girl is makingher partner her brother. what if taani gets intothe mood to do the same? do one thing.go hide in the bathroom. that's exactly where i am.even i have that much intelligence. but now what do i do? do anything but just don't come out. you can diebut you cannot let her tie the rakhi. ok best of luck buddy!
raj.. raj are you inside? yes i am here. my stomach is not keeping well. so i won't be able to dance. i am having loose motions,i am afraid. oh.. ok.. so thenwe'll shop for costumes today. anyway nobody seems to beinterested in dancing here.. ..too busy tying rakhis.it's very irritating. it's irritating?in that case i'll just be out.
no rakhi - macho,no rakhi - macho. the festival of rakhi has beenmade into a joke in this country. wherever you goeveryone is tying rakhi. just so that peopledon't make any wrong.. ..notions about a boyand girl relationship. can't a boy and girl just be friends,can't they be professional partners? 10 on 10 correct taani partner. but actually it's the girls whoare responsible for this charade.. ..given a choice no boy wouldever make a girl his sister.
now look at tiny and dolly itself. till yesterday wethought that they were.. ..girlfriend and boyfriend, right? but just today dolly tieda huge rakhi on tiny's hand. poor chap was crying.. booohooo. what do the poor guys do? ..these girls don't even saywhat they really want. no girl wants a bodyguardin the name of a boyfriend. who does nothing butgoes around showing his..
..muscles like some macho. here.. try these. what no macho? but bobby.. raj.- yes present! come on. taani partner. hmmm! i am confused. why? is the size not right?
no, no not in the clothes.. ..there is someconfusion in my mind and heart. what confusion? taani partner, tell me one thing.. ..what does a girl really want? you've asked a verydifficult question. the answer to what a girl wantscan be understood only by a girl. i have to become a girl now? the answer is very simple..
..but by the time a guy understandsit both of them turn old. no, no taani partner pleaseexplain it to me in a shorter way. i don't want to turn old alone. the only thing a girl desires isthat someone loves her like.. ..no one has ever beenloved before. there is nothing elsea girl wants from life. so now you understand? if dolly thought tinyloved her like this.. ..she would havenever tied him a rakhi.
come on now, let's go. suri loves you even morethan you can imagine taani. but you are just notbeing able to see it. never mind, now raj will showsuri's love to you. and no macho. taani partner,tomorrow is my birthday. oh wow.- thank you! i wanted to spend the whole daywith you, what say.
um full day.. i don't think.. no saying no taani partner,remember gol gappa winner.. ..so today i am asking youfor my prize and you can't say no. and anyway every yeari spend this day alone. so i thought let's dosomething different this year. but i don't.. now don't tell meyou will have to tie me a rakhi.. ..to spend the day with me. alright raj partnertomorrow's day is all yours.
way to go, i will pick youat 9 am tomorrow, amritsar time. you are my heaven my final tryst you are my prayer my soul's bliss you are the calm that i seek you are in every heart beat i know nothing else now except
i see my god in you i don't know what to do i can't help but bow before you so far somehow i'm helpless now but i touch you with my gaze your scent your words i'm in paradise in a daze
you're the light inside my heart you're the treasure i'd never part it's a match made by god with anklets that ring leave me longing your shadow teases with its touch when you go by smiling so shy even my god can't take so much
you are that shine my light divine hey khanna, ready, steady go.. what.. what is this raj? it's love taani partner,swear to god it's true love. see i am a rough tough guy.. ..had i gone to expressmy love through words.. ..something stupidwould have come out. so i thought let me get the wholeof amritsar to express my love..
did you not like it? like it! every girl dreamsthat someone loves her this madly. but this kind of madnessno girl can even dream of. i really liked it raj but atthe same time i am feeling sad. i have made a huge mistake.. i should have told youthat i am a married girl raj. i know everything,his name is surinder sahni.. ..and he works for punjab powerand you reside at b-52 hussain pura. i know everything.
but i did not do all thiswith any wrong expectations.. ..no absolutely not. i just wanted you to knowhow special you are to me. and you don't worry,nothing has changed between us.. ..we were friendsand we will remain friends.. ..the only differenceis that you are married.. ..and i will get marriedsomehow someday. nothing has changed,every thing is the same. no raj everything has changed.
when a girl begins todream with open eyes.. ..then her whole world changes. nothing remains the same after that. please leave raj. i want to be herealone for sometime. please. ok taani partner. suri i think it's enough now. now put an end to this double roleand tell her the truth. no buddy not now.
but why not? because i want to knowwhether she loves raj or suri. oh come on buddy!they are both the same. whoever she lovesshe'll be loving you only. but she does not knowthey are the same, right? for her there is a lot ofdifference between them. suri is her husbandand raj is nobody. in that case thereis another difference. raj expresses his lovefor her loud and clear.
and suri, keeps his loveshut in his tiffin box. buddy nobody here is god,all of us are human.. ..and humans are hungry for love. we get pulled wherever we find love. you are being unfairto your wife suri. on one hand as raj youare showing her heaven.. ..and on the other hand, as suri.. ..you show her yourgrandfather's cottage. buddy show her suri's love..
..and then see she'llnever even look at another raj. bobby my friend,to make taani laugh.. ..to keep her happy, suri cando comedy, suri can dance.. ..suri can change himselfcompletely and become raj. but to win her lovesuri won't change. she will have to love this suri iwork for punjab power for who he is. and she will have to understandsuri's love soft, sweet, slow. otherwise we aretraveling the love lane.. ..down the road we will meet again
oh god! why are you adding spiceto his sugar sweet love story? so how is your dance practice going? good. and how is your partner,what was his name? raj. yes, yes raj! so is this mr. raj married? no he isn't. i have got two passesfor a trade fair from the company..
..would you like to go? hi, hello, hope you're fine. this game here will blow your mind. if you're not here it's your loss. and to all who are here,at this japan fun fair. welcome. we have for you, importedspecially from japan, mr. sumo! if you can last ten minutesin the ring two return ticketsto japan will you win
so i ask you where isthe son-of-this-soil who can make this warrior toil? come on my hero smash him down to zero oh if there's someone herewho had a love in japan tripped up, lost out,failed in his plan oye here's your chanceto make her smile win 2 return tickets,go the extra mile oye is there a lion heartwho here sits
can blow this monsterto little bits so we have here an amritsar hound who'll bring thissumo down to the ground your name please? surinder sahni. o brothers and sisters.. ..put your hands togetherfor mr. surinder sahni. buddy you're sure? then why delay? just walk this way..
sir you saidyou were sure, so fight.. this is wrong sir.. let go.. the line is out..the line is out.. it's a miracle. sumo's been flung to the ground it's a balle ballefor punjab this round and mr. surinder sahnihas won himself.. ..2 tickets to japan fromamadeus absolutely free. what was this drama?
what was the needfor you to do this? aren't you aware that you arean average working class man. who everyday puts on his glasses.. ..sits in a 4 by 4 cubicleand works in front of a computer. you are not a hero to go.. ..and fight withsomeone four times your size. what were you trying to prove? huh? please tell me what wasthe need to do all this? you were very quiet at the fair.
only at the japan stallyou showed some interest. i knew with my salaryyou'd never be able.. ..to see japan so i thought that.. ..if i win you'd be ableto see japan and feel happy. please stop worryingabout my happiness. i am happy, but i cant keepjumping around all the time. if i am quite it doesn't meani am not happy.. ..and if i want somethingi will ask you for it. you have already doneenough for me.
please don't do so muchthat i am never able to pay.. ..you back all my life. please don't do anything for me. please i beg you. i was not doing you a favour taani,i was just loving you.. ..and love can never be paid back. oye suri look who is here. that day's dinner was just amazing. the tandoori chicken youmade was out of this world.
everybody enjoyed it, everybody. ok, ok let's getback to work, good day. you forgot this. there is a new film playing atrialto, would you like to see it? alright, i'll be ready. punjab power lighting up your life. taani partner i had told youthat you'd miss me. looks like raj's magichas worked on you taani partner, close your eyes andlet every raindrop reach your heart
there's nobody inside. hello suri your wife is here. she is asking for raj. i am coming. oh good night taanipartner happy monsoon. i thought you haveforgotten your partner.. ..the lights and the i love youmust have scared you a bit? oh forget it all and drinkpunjab's number one tea.
taani partner any problem? how can you be so happy? how can you love mewithout expecting love in return. don't you feel pain in love? pain? love is god's gift so howcan there be pain in love. and about expecting lovein return.. ..one doesn't love onlyif the love is reciprocated. look i see god in you soi fell in love with you.
you saw god in someone else soyou fell in love with him.. ..it's that simple. now you should not worryabout all this, you just.. ..drink this hot, hot tea. my life is not that simple raj. i don't see god in anyone. i had shut all my doors to love. and then you come along laughing,singing, dancing. and declared i love you.
from you i learnt what true love is. that there is no pain in true love. you awakened love in me once again.. ..the love that i had killedwithin me long back. why did you come in my life raj? what do i do now? i am a married girl. so now why don't youanswer a very simple question? run away with me.
if you are not happy with him. if you don't love himthen come along with me. god does not give allof us equal happiness. some of us have to snatch ourshare of happiness from him. you also snatch your share. take me away raj.. take me away. i have seen a lot of unhappinessi can't handle the pain anymore. i want to be happy, i want to laugh,i want to live, i want to love again. take me away raj,i can't take it anymore please.
i promise that tomorrow,the night of the competition.. ..will be our last nightin amritsar. i lost buddy. i had set out to make taani happy.. ..to make my love storybut it's become the end of me. i just don't understand why are younot telling her the truth now? try and understand man,when a married woman.. ..especially someone like taani isready to run away with someone else.. ..how unhappy she must bein her marriage. just think.
taani does not love me,she is not happy with me. so isn't it my duty to set her free? so that she can findher raj somewhere. but no raj will have suri's heart.. ..and taani has fallen in lovewith that heart, don't you get it? no buddy if she had fallenin love with that heart.. ..she would haveunderstood what is in suri's heart. she would haverecognized suri's love for her. i have decided,tomorrow after the competition..
..i will leave a letter and be gone. i have put this house on her name.. ..and have requested for a transferto the delhi office. you have gone mad,you have gone mad totally. i am telling her everything. you have my swear bobby. remember you had stoppedme once by telling me.. ..that god is writing thislove story. so now leave the endof this story to god.
i come here to take blessingsbefore every important work. today is a big day for you soi wanted god to be with you. god! let my taani be happy whereverand with whom ever she may be. i don't want anything else from you. he says that he sees god in mebut i am nothing like you. in what way do people see you? even i want to see you.please show me god too. please show me god too. you asked no questions
right from the start? you gave me all straightfrom the heart didn't say one word or judge me while you gave me all with a smile you're my sun, you're my shade you're my own you'll never fade so this was couple no. 6 their marks the judges will now fix.
without a delay, straightfrom heaven, here's couple no. 7 please welcome dolly and tiny. i cannot come with you raj. for sometime your love had mademe weak, it had made me selfish. i had forgotten that he hadheld my hand when i was all alone. now i can't leave his hand. he is a little boring,he doesn't speak much.. ..looks very simple inhis ways, in his work.. ..in everything he isjust a common ordinary man.
but i see god in him. yes raj, i see god in him. it's possible to leave a manbut how does one leave god? wherever i may run to,god will be present.. ..and wherever thereis god he will be there. i can't leave my husband raj. i am sorry, please forgive me. so ladies and gentlementhat was your couple no.9 and now you all must bewaiting to know who is couple no.10
so now coming in front of youto show their scintillating.. ..performance is our lastcouple of the competition. ladies and gentlemenplease welcome miss taani.. ..and mr. raj. wow, nowadays guys seem tobe more shy than girls.. ..the girl is here but theboy isn't, not a problem.. ..let's just try again. so ladies and gentlemenplease welcome mr. raj. maybe he is in the bathroomdoing last minute dance practice.
let's try once again loudly.. so ladies and gentlemenplease welcome.. my dance partner won't be coming.please disqualify us. are you sure? raj- you must have heard of me. oh nothing, i have sprained my neck. i'll be late every night.i am doing overtime at office. his name is surinder sahniand he works for punjab power. it's love taani partner,
swear to god it's true love. i see god in you soi fell in love with you. you saw god in someone elseso you fell in love with him. if you don't love him.. ..then come along with me. lies. no taani. all lies. no, no.
you lied to me, that youdon't know what is love. how easily you turnedall my sadness into joy.. ..all my tears into laughter, i did not give youa single drop of love.. ..and you just keptshowering your love on me. how can you love me so much? it's very simple, i see god in you. when i pray to himmy heart feels solace. and when i see you laugh,i see you happy..
..my heart feels even more solace. taani if this is love theni love you even more than god. what's this? please don't cry. handkerchief? i forgot it at home. taani, god won't be angry with me.. ..that i love you morethan him, no? then it's a-one. a-one.
so ladies and gentlemen this isamritsar's dancing couple no. 1 mr. raj and miss taani. excuse me..it's mr. and mrs. surinder sahni. ok my mistake. so ladies and gentlemen putyour hands together for.. ..mr. and mrs. sahni andfrom here begins a new journey.
