Great Swedish cooking and Farmors kottbullar
i love video games, don't we? marzia: yeah! awkward laugh.webm i mean-- ?? ???? pewds: what game do we have for us today? marzia: ehh? overcooked?
[jeopardy music] [dramatic zoom in] steve harvey: "survey says!" ding.mp3 applause.mp3 happy marzia.gif pewds: i will be.. this guy. because he has glasses. ((: that one?
marzia: yeah. that one. pewds: we have to work together. this game is all about... teamwork. what happened was... uh, trump became president. [kletsnotgothere]
what the fuck? is that us? that's us! why are we so fat--? [giant meatball has been spawned] is that a giant meatball? (osht) [dramatic silence] is that a gian- its a giant meatball! spughetti meatball! ;d
i knew sweden would take over! [sweden intensifies] you need to pick up an ingredient. [marzia_destruction_noises.mp3] alright, gimme the, gimme the lettuce! give me the lettuce asap woman just put it here! alright, it's my job to cut the lettuce... ...okay.
[lettuce cutting intensifies] chachachachachacha marzia: what is this? pewds: no, so put that down >:c somewhere else. and then press "a" in front of that. marzia_realization.mp3 it is wednesday ma d00dz. gimme the tomato,
i will chop the tomato for you marzia, don't worry. we made a salad. marzia: of course! the most simple dish to a meatball. ok so now the order shows up there and we dont have so much time marzia: o. pewds: gimme the lettuce. calm down, marzia!
marzia: ur taking too long m8 pewds: oh my go- marzia: taking too long... pewds: come on!! we gotta feed the meatba- ...i'm already stressed out *^* marzia: i'm trying! pewds: what're you doing?! arguing_marzia_noises.mp3
pewds: unexceptable gordan ramsey: this salad is raw!! marzia: wait, why didn't you cut this?!! cut it, man! pewds: i'm try-trying to cut...things. marzia: stop cutting l e t t u c e ! pewds: i am trying to impress kevin over here. ok? marzia: o no! oh no!!
pewds: marzia, the salad!! marzia: i didn't se-iek! (lmao what) pewds, reading: the beast will not be sat... whats the matter with- >.> marzia: i...i was qnq right in front of him. ; m; pewds: i'm driving this- ...are you driving it? i can drive it too!
we're driving it together! no no no, this way. ;0 marzia: woooooo which way? ;o pewds: this way- ouo marzia: this way? stop! ok, we're making soup now. enthusiastic_sighing_marzia.mp3 p r e s s u r e- pewds: the pressure. italian pewds: ah, we make a da soup together, marzia u wnt da onion?? i will chop the onions. you.. you don't worry. ((: (be happy) how do you put it in? (that's what she said) okay, i put one in. marzia: what do i-- pewds: "x" [amateur onion cutting] italian pewds: you do not cut onion fast enough... ...what are you doing?!! you crazy woman!1!! ok, put the soup there. marzia: here? italian pewds: there. here. you were gonna put the soup in the trash, you crazy? the soup is ready 2 serve. marzia! give me the soup!! oh my gad, we have a fire, marzi... marzia: why is it not going into the... bruh! italian pewds: sorry...sorry, mamma mia! marzia: ohmygodohmygod, it's burning! pewds: italian.. italian pewds again: oh, you burned da soup! pewds: gordan ramsay will not be pleased. angry gordan ramsay.mp3 pewds: yeah, we make a lot of onion soups. marzia: but why do we...? pewds: it's our most popular dish. marzia: clean the dishes, man! pewds: i'm tryin! >;0 marzia: you are doing nothing right now.. <.< pewds: we have 10 seconds for the next soup! hurry up! marzia: the soup is ready, just clean these! if you are reading this this is your core message pewds: ohmygod clean cleancleanclean pewds: okay ok ok ok okay, come here come here come here no! damn it!! damn it // sassy marzia: that's what you get. <^< sad music.mp3 upset_gordon.mp3 much sad music.mp3 such angry gordan ramsay.mp3 disappointment.mp3 savagegordon.mp3 even more sad.mp3 saltyramsey.mp3 time's up!.mp3 no chill gordan ramsay.mp3 saddened pewds.mp3 marzia: we got three- *offering of none cringy high five.* *offer accepted.* [yay] mario music.mp3 marzia: wait, there are actual people- ey ey ey pewds: you're burning the soup! shit! s h it! [laughing] pewds: we are so bad at this- come on! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! stop burning it and put in on the frickin plate! don't do the chopping, i'm the chopper!1!!1 marzia ramsay.mp3 marzia: bro, you gotta serve them! pewds: yeah, but that's your job. marzia: wha... why.. pewds: it's close to you- [warning: angry marzia incoming!] marzia: you only chop! pewds: i will do the dishes, youyouyou-you can... marzia: they're burning! pewds: why are you taking them there? oh, ok nevermind ahhhhhhhhh! don't worry, i got this. ["speed, i am speed" - lightening mcqueen] pewds: this happens all the time. marzia: how do you walk? e,e [gottah goh fest] shiit [firefighter pewdiepie] [marzia cackling] gr8. well, we'll never cook now. *gangster music.* [triggered yet?] [doe's dank meme's doe.] you're gonna have to run there you go, run! r u n! run and serve that tomato soup! go marzia! go marzia!! yess! what am i doing.. why am i here? (same fml) would you guys like to try something? marzia: bro! oh. sorry, sorry! i'm trying to bring in more customers! teemwerk. times up! we did good- that was good! marzia: let's see... [i will not settle for anything less than perfection, do it again!] pewds: yeah- marzia: disappointment! they look so good. pewds: there ya go. first dish. go. [screaming] what is happening??! [swedish chuckling] what the hell ? ! marzia: f a s t pewds: ok. alright. you ready? you ready?? well it's not finished! there you go! go! â¡ g o ! yes! i hate this job. i h-what do you need? marzia: a tomato. c: pewds: c'mon, we need three stars. marzia: what do you need? e v e r y t h i n g *demonic voice.* pewds: give me onion. marzia: no, oh, its the mushrooms. marzia: nevermind... [www.done.co.uk] pewwwwdiepie!!: i quit. marzia: hey! pewds: c'mon three, stars. [discussion] defeat.mp3 gr: get out. [gordon ramsey is dissapointed.] pewds: we're makin' burgers now, marzia! marzia: burgers ? pewds: this ain't no joke. marzia: bro, put it here! pewds: ya gotta chop the steaks, and now-well you gotta chop it first nonono that's not ready ê›oê€é—oé³.mp3 marzia: i'm putting the steak there, ok? arguing.mp3 marzia: we need communication! it needs 2 be chopped [marzia intensifies] burp.mp3 ok, so steak takes a lot of time to make, right? marzia: no pewds: so it makes sense that we keep cooking it. marzia: you're wrong. pewds: listen, i worked in the fast food business, i understand- marzia: ðÿ‡§ ðÿ‡· ðÿ‡º ðÿ‡ pewds: how this works. marzia: i don't want to talk. pewds: yeah, got it. marzia: i said i don't want to talk! pewds: yeah, but this one needs... marzia: i told you i don't want to talk! pewds: aaa sorry, i didn't know i was dating gordon ramsey, jesus christ. ramman.mp3 [focus] osht waddup u wnt sum fuq m o v e marzia: we'll be needing that one, serve it. pewds: okay. okay. [war flashbacks] meme.mp3 ! celebration noises.mp3
