Stir Bake And Mix Up Memorable Moments In The Kitchen
dan: hello internet! can you feel it? dan: the rumbling of the pumpkin patches, dan: the erotic chill of a ghost passing through your body dan: the spooky shaking of your very bones?! dan: yes dan: the time has come... for halloween baking phil: neighhahah hah ha (papyrus dying) dan: what was that? phil: it's a witch!
dan: that was a witch, was it? dan: oh, okay. it sounded like a goose falling down the stairs... oh my god phil: sorry dan: but firstly i need to summon a baking minion dan: hair of raven, skin of snow, clumsiest of them all the time for baking has arrived, philip, hear my call! phil: hi! phil: i'm actually quite offended dan: why... cause i said you were clumsy?
phil: no dan: because i said you have pale skin? phil: no dan: that's true dan: why? phil: 'cuz you called me a minion! dan: (ffwah)oh my god! dan: oh my god! phil, i'm sooo sorry dan: i didn't mean it like that. phil: friendship over
both: hi dan: i see that you're wearing your festive jumper, phil? phil: yeah, sorry dan you can't have it this year. d: whoo ooh, well don't worry. as i, have come prepared p: mhm? d: "b","r","b", (be right back) d: are you ready? d: what on earth are you doing? p: i was just doing kitchen exercises.
d: i leave this guy for one minute... d: check it!phil: wow! d: that's right! d: i have my very own halloween jumper! d: and i would dare say it is spookier than yours. p: that is very dan. p: i like it. d: (hums:"spooky scary skeletons") d: this has gotten off to a strange start
d: hasn't it?phil: it has. d: right! p: do you think about the skeleton that is always inside your body? d: don't scare them phil! this is about baking, not horror! p: alright. p: so, baking it up, but not on my channel this year. d: no, this time, it is on danisnotonfire! d: so you know what that means? p: what?
d: strippers, swearing, hard drugs. p: no, you can't have hard drugs or strippers on this channel. d: really? ah, okay. i'll stick to cakes. p: good. d: so, after the flop of last year's "green velvet cupcakes,"phil: hey! i decided we'd definitely do something brown, but, incredibly seasonal. phil,you're going to like this one.
d: you festive fiend. we are making... pumpkin spiced pumpkin cookies! p: oh my god! p: you said "pumpkin" twice. what does this mean!?! d: because... not only are they pumpkin spiced- p: yeah... d: -but they are pumpkin shaped!
that's right, people! pumpkinception! got to use the sound effect again p: kinda missed it d: thought i'd bring that back. p: so i'm guessing if this is a baking video, we'll need some ingredients. d: that would help. p: or should i say... p: singredients.
d: the puns stop right there d: i swear to god. p: as always, everything will be in the description below. d: if you want to follow the actual instructions. d: not mine and phil's, but- d: we'll do greatp: yes d: so let's believe in ourselves!p: yeah! p: i don't think i do enough ingredients modeling. d: well, i'm glad i'm helping you live your dream.
p: thanks. d: you will need d: three hundred grams of plain flour, d: half a teaspoon of baking soda, d: some pumpkin spice mix or, if you wanna be fancy like us, d: a ground teaspoon of cloves,p: cloves. d: a teaspoon of cinnamon powder,p: cinnamon. d: a teaspoon of nutmeg,p: nutmeg. d: and a teaspoon of ginger.p: ginger!
d: don't attempt challenges with any of these things, d: you'll probs die. p: yep. d: a pinch of salt! p: ah! p: i'm gonna throw it over my shoulder. p: which one is it?d: ooh. p: left or right? d: i don't know-
p: left! d: what happens if you get that wrong? p: i don't know. you kill god or something p: one's the devil, i know that much d: wow.. don't wanna make that mistake, do you? d: 175 grams of granulated sugar, p: straight from a fairy's eye d: they cry sugar? p: they cry sugar crystals, it's quite painful
d: wow.. let's go fairy milking tonight for our coffee supply. d: 115 grams unsalted butter, ergh. it's squishy it's gonna dribble on me. d: at room temperature, d: one large egg p: straight from your mum d: you raised by hawks phil? p: yes i was d: that would explain a lot
p: 1 cactus d: no. no, put the cactus down. no cacti in the pumpkin cookies. d: half a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract p: can we give it a sniff? d: be careful with that, it can cause nuclear explosions if you smash it. d: don't get high before it starts. d: sweet jesus d: and 85 grams of dark molasses p: molasses!
d: or black treacle if you don't know what molasses are. p: looks like a jar of your soul dan d: aw thank you phil. that is honestly all i aspire to. d: for utensils you will need.. d: cling film aka saran wrap.. some p: *drops cling film* sorry p: saran wrap d: some baking parchments p: parchment
d: p.. parch.. you can tell thats from waitrose like baking paper... baking parchment d: a bowl d: another mixing bowl p: k i won't do that [laughs] d: a rolling pin d: oops oooo p: you scared me with that p: you could kill someone with this couldn't you d: you could kill someone with anything, phil. p: kitchen disaster.
d: and i'm sorry everybody that i'm about to do this but it is necessary d: a whisk p: oh no d: ahhhhh will never be unseen p: i haven't seen it so i'm fine d: our evening plans are sorted p: no d: and for the decoration ya'll need some d: some pumpkin coloured icing
d: and something to squeeze it out of p: yeah d: what d: nothing inappropriate about that you do. you need a nozzle people. d: now for the meth p: meth? d: od p: oh p: good d: aye p: not ready to be jesse pinkman right now
d: step zero, d: preheat oven to 190 c d: or 375 f d: if you're one of those f d: weirdoes p: what about the gas mark? p: someone's always got a gas mark. d: god help you, d: if you're gah- no idea honestly, p: google it! d: phil, you are on close up duty, so get ready
p: i'm like the steven spielberg of baking!
