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The Recipe For Dry Skin Care

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The Recipe For Dry Skin Care

hello friends welcome to let's begin channel lemon juice which is rich in vitamin c it removes dead cells from skin and brighten our skin. rose water it is a great moisturizer and skin toner it hydrates our skin

and maintain the ph balance of the skin glycerin which is a good toner and cleanser it generates new cells in skin for making moisturizer or toner take 1 table spoon of rose water add 1 table spoon lemon juice add 1 table spoon glycerin always try to take all things in equal quantity

mix it well skin toner and moisturizer is ready for use you can even store large amount of this toner in a bottle and use it within 20 days. apply this before going to bed if you have any questions regarding this video then write it in comment box i will try my best to give answer as soon as possible if this toner is help for you then don't forget to subscribe on our channel for more updates.

The Other Side Of Mexican Cooking

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hi friends, today we are cooking a delicious mexican side dish, mexican rice. my name is mai. for this delicious recipe you will need long grain rice, chicken broth, tomato sauce vegetable oil, cumin powder, kosher salt, fresh chopped chopped onion and garlic. first wash and rinse the rice to remove the starch.

now in a medium pan on medium heat sautã© chopped garlic and onion, vegetable oil, chopped garlic, chopped onion, rice, chicken broth, tomato sauce, kosher salt and cumin powder. mix the ingredients together. increase to high heat and bring it to boil. when it begins to boil

reduce to low heat, cover and simmer twenty five to to thirty minutes. the rice should be light and fluffy. garnish with cilantro. and here you have a delicious side dish mexican rice. we hope you enjoyed watching our video. if you would like this delicious recipe please visit our website.

The Original Old Fashion Paczki Recipe

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The Original Old Fashion Paczki Recipe

(music) gemma's bigger bolder bakinghomemade donuts hi bold bakers! this week's recipe has beenthe most requested on bigger bolder baking. what is it? donuts! more specifically, bakeddonuts. my donuts look and taste just like fried but without all the extra fat. so it'sa win-win! so let's get baking. so i know what you're thinking, if these arebaked donuts then they're probably those cakey donuts that you pipe into a mold. no, they'renot. this is a really great yeast dough and i'm going to keep a big secret about it untilthe very end so see if you can figure out what it is. in stand mixer, we're going to add our flour,sugar,

salt,and yeast. a little tip when adding in yeast. don't letit come in direct contact with the salt orit will actually deactivate the yeast. now mix your ingredients together separatelyso everything is well combined. in a separate jug, we're going to measureout our milk, our water,and butter. we're going to heat this mix in the microwaveuntil the butter melts and it's blood temperature. if you can't feel the liquid around your finger,it means it's the same temperature as your blood which means it's blood temperature.

lastly, add your vanilla extract into yourliquid. turn your machine on and add in your liquid. we're going to mix it on low for two minutesto actually wake up the yeast and get it activated. the recipe for this dough can be found belowthe video in the description box. after your two minutes on low,turn the machine on to medium speed and we're going to knead for around 6-8 minutes untilit starts to clean the bottom of the bowl. our dough is done, it's been on for 8 minutesand it's good to go. so we're going to turn it out on a flouredsurface. it's kind of a sticky dough so make sure youhave flour around.

and we're going to scrape the bowl cleanand we're going to pour a little bit of flavorless oil into the bowl so it helps the dough to rise and then popit back in. you see when you push on the dough and itbounces back at you. that is exactly what you want. it means thatyour dough is alive. now cover your dough tightly with cling filmso no air gets in and i like to lay a tea towel over the topto keep it warm. and just so you know, you can make this doughthe day before and then bake it the next day. now we're one step closer to making our homemadedonuts.

it's been two hours, our dough is lookingfantastic so we're going to turn it out onto a floured surface. roll your dough out to around 1/2 an inchthick. we want our donuts to be nice and big. this is bigger bolder baking after all. to cut your doughnuts, you do not need a specialdonut cutter. i just use a regular cutter and to cut out the donut holei just use the bottom of a piping tip. then just tap out your donut hole. and then straight onto a baking tray andgive them a little bit of space so they can rise and grow.

my first job in the united states was actuallyas a bread baker. and i used to have to get up and go to work at 3am in the freezing coldand snow. but i loved it. so because this is bigger bolder baking, we'regoing to make a few different varieties of homemade donuts. if you want to make stuffed donuts,just cut another round and don't cut out a donut hole with the leftover doughgently rework it and cut out more donuts. once you've cut out your donuts, we need toproof them again a little bit longer for around another 30minutes

and then they're ready for the oven. our donuts are proofed and they actually onlytook only 20 minutes you can tell when they're done when they'renice and rounded out. you see how you can't see the lines of thecutter anymore. before they go in the oven, we're just goingto brush the tops with melted butter and this gives them a really nice color. now one thing i iike to do when working withyeast dough is to sprinkle the tray with water so then when the water evaporates it createssteam and it helps all of the yeast to rise and also ithink it gives your donuts a nice soft top.

our donuts are ready for the oven.i can't wait for them to be baked. while our donuts are in the oven, we're goingto get cracking on the glaze because we want to dip them straight away when they come outof the oven. in a large bowl,add in your icing sugar, vanilla extract,and a little bit of water. and then just whisk together.add enough water to get a thin icing. this glaze is really easyand it's very reminiscent of a krispy kreme flavor if you know what i mean. our donuts are finished baking. you wouldnot believe what my kitchen smells like right now. look at these beautiful donuts!

why would you eat fried if you could justbake them off and they're going to be just as good. oh man, they smell so good. ok, i have to stop touching them. we're going to glaze them and we're going to get eatin'. once your donuts come out of the oven, thebest thing to do is glaze them straight away because all that warm dough kind of soaksup the glaze and that's exactly what you want. can you believe these are baked donuts? what i like to do with these donuts is toactually double dip them in the glaze. so i do one layer, let it setthen i put them back in again for another layer. it makes them really good and keeps them nice and soft.

if you needed any convincing that these aredonuts then just look at this! so now it's time to get really big & bold. dip your donut holes in butter while they'restill warm and then toss them in sugar and pumpkin piespice. i love the sweet and salty flavors together. i like to serve these donut holes around theholidays for easy entertaining with chocolate sauce. oh, these are so good.check these out. by tasting this you'd never know it was a baked donut. so do you remember these donuts that we madefor stuffing? we are going to fill them with nutella.

just make an incision in the bottom,fill your piping bag with nutella, and then squeeze.you will actually see it getting bigger. and then add a swirl to the top. now you have a big & bold box of homemadedonuts. remember that secret i mentioned earlier,well my donut dough is also my monkey bread dough. it works really well for both. i really hope you guys try out my homemadebaked donuts. you will not be disappointed. don't forget to subscribe to my channel andi'll see you back here again next thursday for more bigger bolder baking.

The Original Healthy Fast Food

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The Original Healthy Fast Food

hello friends welcome to the world's firstyoutube cooking show from a village. i am nikunj vasoya and today i am going to showyou a very special and very interesting gujarati style fast food which belongs to the kutchregion of gujarat, it is really very and delicious, i love it very much, you can find it at everystreet of gujarat and people just love to eat it, it is known as dabeli, there are twokinds of dabeli one is normal and other is kutchhi dabeli, kutchhi dabeli is more famousthan the other dabeli because original dabeli is belongs to kutch, so let's have a lookat ingredients one by one. for kuchhi dabeli you will need 250 gm ofboiled potatoes, i have roughly chopped it, 4 bread which is known as pav, it's an indianbread look at the shape it is very popular

in india, it is also served with vada pavand pav bhaji, here i have whole dry spices like 15 clause, 15 pepper corns and 1 smallstick of cinnamon, some freshly chopped coriander leaves, around 50 gm graded coconut, around50 gm of masala pea nuts, this pea nuts have lots of masala in it, it is a little sour,sweet and spicy, half tsp of garam masala, 2 tsp of sugar, lemon juice of 1 lemon, 1tsp of red chili powder, half tsp of garlic and ginger paste, salt to taste and around2-3 tbsp of oil. i have been travelling since for last 2 yearsfor our network and other channel which is known as streetfoodandtraveltvindia. so itis really very good for me to know the experts cooking their special food and in shops andin their restaurants. if you want to watch

my street food show then you can go to streetfoodandtraveltvindiaon you tube and you can also watch the videos and read the articles related to indian streetfoods from the different different cities of india on streetfoodandtraveltvindia.com.first a fall i am going to heat the oil, i am heating around 1.5 tbsp of oil, i am goingto make powder of whole dry spices in mortar and spacer, see you have to make the powderlike this, i want to tell you one thing that whenever you are making dabeli you alwaysmake this masala fresh and i recommend you not to serve this masala in freeze becauseif you make this fresh then it will give the good taste and very great aroma so it is reallyreally very good to make it every time whenever you are making dabeli, now our oil has getheated so i am going to put the garlic and

ginger paste into it, put potato in it, 2tsp of sugar, 1 tsp of red chili powder, salt according to the taste, garam masala, stirthis very well, in dabeli you have to make the mixture spicy so you can have the nicetaste of all the masala because bread usually don't have any flavors so you have to makethe masala spicy, now i am adding our home made masala, and just around 1 tbsp of waterso we can make nice paste from it, you have to mash your potatoes like this so everythingshould combined nicely, usually in dabeli we have this kind of masala only, we don'tneed any big chunks of potatoes, you have to cook your masala at low heat so nothingget burnt and you can have nice flavor of all the spices, turn the heat off, it is ready,you have to keep mashing until all the things

combined nicely, now sprinkle graded coconuton it and some fresh coriander leaves, see it's should be look like this, see the consistencythere is no big chunks of potatoes so everything get mixed nicely, so this is ready and i amgoing to take it out in a bowl. our potato mixture is ready so now it is thetime to stuff the dabeli, take a pav cut it from a corner to other end like this, makelittle big space for filling the potato mixture or spicy masala into the pav, with the helpof spoon fill the mixture into the pav like this way, gently press it so it gets stuckto pav nicely, and some masala pea nut on it, so it is ready run the knife on everyside so the it get's seal from all the side. after filling the mixture into the pav, nowi am going to heat the oil in the same pan

in which we made the potato mixture, i amheating around 1.5 tbsp of oil, spread it equally, you can also roast the dabeli inbutter but i recommend you to make it in oil because it will give more flavor than thebutter, usually in the street food shop they roast it with oil only, so it gives good flavorand it gives good aroma of masala in it, our oil is ready so i am going to roast it, spreadthe oil equally into the pan and you have to keep the heat very low so you can roastit perfectly, you have to roast it at low heat so it can made crispy, after roastingit for 20-30 sec on one side i am turning the side, again put some oil if you need androast another part same way, see it has started becoming crispy, i wish you can smell whati am smelling right now, it is really really

very good, you can have the same fragrantin gujarat streets when you pass through the streets, it is one of the most popular fastfood of gujarat so people just love it and also they make this at home also, so thisis perfectly roasted, when you see the little burnt spot on it turn the heat off.now it is the time to serve very special and one of the very popular gujarati fast fooddabeli kutchhi dabeli, you can serve this with any kind of chutney that you have, iam serving this with tomato ketchup because usually we have tomato ketchup at home, sowe don't have to make any other chutneys, put some drop of tomato ketchup like this,this is just a decorating part, you can serve it in a bowl.this is it my very simple, easy and delicious

kutchhi dabeli is ready to serve, it is smelling so good and looking very crispy fromoutside, it is really very good in taste and you can get the nice aroma of all the dryspices, it's giving the same taste as you get in any street food shop, it is littlespicy but perfect for the gujarati people, you can add the red chili powder accordingto your taste but it is perfect for us, it is the perfect combination of crunchy breadand very soft masala and crunchy and spicy masala pea nuts, so all together makes thedabeli very special, it is really very good and we gujarati people love it.i hope you have enjoyed this recipe, so don't forget to like, share and subscribe to foodontvnetwork,you can get the detailed recipe on foodontvnetwork.com. thanks for watching. see you in the next episode.

The Original Chocolate

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The Original Chocolate

hello and welcome to todd's kitchen. i have made compound chocolate i have made white chocolate and i have made dark chocolate but theres only one left and everyone keeps asking me for so here itis. so join me today as i make my version of milk chocolate to start of i have a pot on the stove, now its on a high simmer and on top of the pot place a clean and dry bowl make sure its dryotherwiseit's gonna ruin the chocolate. so we are going to start of with our main ingredient and thats our

cocoa butter. don't get this confused with normal butter as they are nothing alike now you should be able to find this in good health food stores but if not just google it and im sure you will find it around. so into our bowl place in our cocoa butter i will leave a list of ingredients down below and how much you need to use. and using a metal spoon just so theres no moisture just turn these just stir then until it completely melted. and also as a hint just make sure the bottom of the bowl is not touching the water

other wise you can burn the chocolate. now that the cocoa butter is melted we are going to add in our cocoa powder. just regular cocoa powder and we are going to stir that through until its completely dissolved. once that has been dissolved we a going to add a very small pinch of salt and what the salt does it just helps to enhance the chocolate flavour next we are going to add in our milk powder. now you might be asking can we just use regular liquid milk unfortunately you have to use thepowdered milk and honestly that is how chocolate

is actually made so stir that through again. so once that has been stirred through finally we are going to add in our icing sugar now if you don't have icing sugar check out my how to playlist where i show you how to make it and finally we are going to stir that through. now with all the ingredients before you pour it into the mould just give it a quick taste just so its to your liking if not you can add more cocoa or more icing sugar or what ever you like just to its to your liking.

so as you can see this is looking lovely now it's just about completely dissolve. so what we are going to do now it take this of the heat we are going to let it cool down for five minutes and we are going to place it into our mould. now that our milk chocolate has cooled down we are going to use a mould now i use this same one for the dark chocolate as you would remember so we are going to use that. you can find these at allot of craft shops or party shops so with our cooled down chocolate we are going to pour it into the mould and doesn't that look lovely. so what we are going to do is

place this into the fridge and let it set for about two hours so i have taken it out of the fridge and as you can see i filled up the other two moulds because i had extra left over lets just take one out and there we have it, now look at that lovely lovely milk chocolate. so this is incredibly easy to make and the best part is it's homemade so lets give one a try oh yummy. nothing, nothing

beats a good piece of chocolate. but i'll to you what this tastes exactly like and you know why? because it is. and you can also experiment with the taste if want to add more cocoa powder or even more cocoa butter. you really can change it to your liking. but no matter how you change thishomemade milk chocolate tastes simply delish so give it a go and don't forget to put up aphoto on my facebook page so that you can show it of to everyone elsebecause i know it will be fantastic thank you for watching this episode of todd's kitchen. as always the ingredients are listed down below as well as links to my facebook, twitter and home handy hints channel

please do me a massive favour by giving this video a thumbs up and leave a comment and i'll see you next time for another delicious recipe.

The Joy of Cooking IPTVRecipes.com is way beyond Julia s kitchen

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( grunts ) whoa, whoa, whoa. â™ª yeah. nick, nick, nick, nick,nick, nick, nick, nick â™ª â™ª nickelodeon. â™ª ( hip-hop playing ) â™ª mm-hmm â™ª â™ª yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah â™ª â™ª give it, give it â™ª â™ª yeah, yeah â™ª

( scatting ) â™ª whoo, yeah, yeah â™ª â™ª it's harriet the spy â™ª â™ª spies look at the eye â™ª â™ª now there she golike looking at â™ª â™ª say why, hi, my, my, my,my, my, my, my â™ª â™ª dig it, dig it, yeah â™ª â™ª there she,there she go, go, go â™ª â™ª there she go now â™ª

â™ª look at the spy â™ª â™ª hey, watch her, watch her,watch her â™ª â™ª she's a spy, my, my â™ª â™ª dig it, dig it â™ª â™ª oh, yeah â™ª â™ª she's lookin'in your eye, eye â™ª â™ª why? i don't know â™ª â™ª whoa, yeah. â™ª ( chorus scatting )

harriet: boy with ringlets. man with tattoos. girl on... a leash? man, if my parents ever tried putting me in one of those things, i'd trade them in. this kid looks like she can roll over and fetch. i learn everything i can

and i write down everything i see. golly says if i want to be a writer then i'd better start now. which is why i am a spy. lady with a purse. man with... her wallet. oh, help! please!

stop him! ( yelling ) ( chickens clucking ) â™ª quack â™ª â™ª quack, quack â™ª and... done. what is it? it's nanomichi. you know, the godof storm and thunder.

cool, huh? okay, come on, hurry up before it dries. yeah. okay, ready? here, give meyour foot. harriet: the secret tattoo. my best friends sport, janie and i thought we should be blood buddies.

but this was so much less painful. just remember the rule. if anyone seesthe secret tattoo... all:...swift and painful death. ( all gurgling ) ( car horn honks ) ( groans ) it's... starting. here comes...

nice marion hawthorne. it's happening. i can feel it happening. janie:good lord. it's the dreadedhawthorne effect. ( retching ) oh. ( sighs ) good morning, janie, simon...

and harriet. harri...et! i got to get to class. see ya. see you guysin a few. harriet: sixth grade. ( bell ringing ) all the usual suspects are back in action. first of all there's rachel hennessy,

marion's second in command. the only thing more pathetic than being marion hawthorne is wanting to be marion hawthorne. ( both yawning ) pinky whitehead, the human fish belly. if janie's theory is right, then pinky's dna was combined with a pint of vanilla yogurt at birth. carrie andrews thinks she's cool...

( pencil clattering ) 'cause she spent her summer vacation growing boobs. laura peters looks like someone pinched her face and it stuck that way. the boy with purple socks. a man of mystery. he never talks. if i were known only by my footwear, i'd hang myself.

beth ellen hansen always looks like she's about to cry. i wish someone would just kick her and get it over with. ( ellen sighs ) and then of course, there's our teacher-- miss elson. she's nice, and polite. i bet one day she goes on a psycho killing spree, and all her neighbors will say...

"she was nice and polite." well, from what your lasttwo teachers tell me, it looks likedã©jã vu all over again. ( chuckles ) it's time to vote fora sixth grade class president. and for the third yearin a row... we're down to our finaltwo nominees, and they are harriet welsch and marion hawthorne.

and so, as youmay know, the duties of the classpresident include taking attendance,reporting bad behavior and best of all, editingthe sixth grade newspaper. and now we vote. marion hawthorne... again. three years in a row. you know what?i think i'll invent a poison. a really good,

clean, untraceablepoison. one that friesyour brains and makes all your bodilyfluids boil at once. could you? check it out. one day i'd be like,"oh, hi, marion. "oh, no, i'm notfinishing this soda." and she'd be like... ( gagging )

( blubbering ) i'm serious. any of you guyswant to come over? i got to get home. if my amoebas startincubating, they reallystink up the house. sport:harriet? sorry. spy time. spy route.

harrison withers' place. higher altitude, lower risk. but always a show. ( man humming jazz tune ) ( cats meowing ) â™ª yeah, everybody's gonna havesome grease today... â™ª all right, now,jelly roll. yeah. â™ª lady day â™ª â™ª come what may,whatever you say â™ª

â™ª we all gonna havea good time â™ª â™ª a little bitfor you, satchmo â™ª â™ª you, bessie â™ª â™ª and how 'bout you,jelly roll? â™ª golly says, people who love work love life. â™ª dizzy, dizzy â™ª i like harrison withers, 'cause he's a guy that loves both. â™ª scooby dah... â™ª

â™ª scooby-dooby, du-day â™ª okay, that's it. curiously, harrison lives for his cats. wow! birdland. but his work is for the birds. ( harrison scatting ) charlie parker. yardbird.

in any case, his cages are the most beautiful i've ever seen. ( humming jazz tune ) ( door buzzer sounding ) ( humming beethoven's "fifth symphony" ) ( whispering ):it's him. the health department has it in for harrison, 'cause they say he's got too many cats. ( cat meowing )

( whispering ):i know, i know. too bad for them, harrison has a system. see a hat, don't be home. no hat, no problem. ( engine starts ) ( relieved sigh ) another score for the cat fan. ( woman gasps ) hey.

want some necklace? how about you, man? ew. you got itall spitty. tastes betterthat way. good. hey, harriet, whatare you writing? notes. can we read them? can you read this?

okay, okay. i just wanted to know why you're alwayswriting like a maniac. i want to remember everything. i want to know everything. well, you mustrealize, harriet, knowing everythingwon't do you a bit of good unless you use it to putbeauty in this world. true or false?

true. of course it is. harriet, your mother called. she's going to be late. come on, sport, janie. i'll have you homebefore dinner. golly always takes us places. she sees things other people barely notice. she's my nanny and... well, she's golly.

okay, surveyof the day. today's question is: what wouldn't you eatfor a million dollars? bratwurst. sport? sport:um... camel boogers,dried roadkill, and my dad'smeatloaf. janie? it's the last day of summer.

harriet:sad but true. au revoir, monsieur soleil. farewell! so long, bye-bye. sayonara! good-bye... we're here. janie:is this a garden? sport:what a place!

what is this? golly, what's that? that's mrs. w.,a very good friend of mine. kind of unusual. golly:you know, there are as many waysto live as there are peoplein this world. and each onedeserves a closer look. mrs. w.:welcome! come on in.

hi. look around. have fun. sport:whoa! awesome! ( clanging and whirring ) ( glissando ) ( clanking ) bop, bop, bop, bop! ( bubbling )

( kids laughing ) singer:â™ª do-wat, do-wat, do-wat â™ª â™ª i'm goin'! â™ª harriet:ooh. ( laughter ) ( singer scatting and improvising ) ( cheering ) hey, you guys... what do you sayi propose a toast?

come on. ( kids screaming ) oh... go away. say it quick, beforeit stops fizzing. shake it up, take a sip,and wish for what you want most in the world. okay. i want to replicatemy own dna and winthe nobel peace prize. yeah.

( whooping ) ( laughing ):oh! golly:very good, janie. okay, shake it up,sport. shake it up. i want to playmore baseball games than cal ripkin, jr. oh, yeah! and get filthy richdoing it.

golly:shake it, harriet. i want to see the whole world and i want to write downeverything. janie:harriet, slow down. golly:that's veryimpressive. ( burping ) golly:that's good,harriet. that's very pretty,isn't it, janie? janie:yes, i like it.

got you! ( all groaning ) ( vocalist scatting and improvising ) hey, wait up. â™ª everybody, hello!it sucks, sixth grade! â™ª feet off the bed,please. feet off. golly:oh, the heinie bounce. good choice.

very cute, harriet,very cute. the neighborswill ask me, "what happenedto harriet welsch?" "i don't know,"i'll answer. "such a shame. "she disappearedwithout a trace. and she wasso adorable." how long have you beenwith me, golly? since you were born.

11 years and12,000 tomato sandwiches ago. and you'll never leave me,right? well, i won't leave you"leave you," harriet, but, you know, one dayyou're going to be big enough. and well... well, big enoughto take care of yourself. and whenthat day comes you won't need meand i'll be gone. but you know what? that day is not today.

and now, it's time for bed. are mom and dadtucking me in? no. they're at a very fancy party and i bet they'rethinking about youright now. really. listen, i think i can hear 'em. ( singsongy ):harriet... listen to everythinggolly says to you. we're drinking champagneand eating caviar, harriet.

let's go to bed. who's going to bed? uh, you are, tough guy. ! ow! ow! child abuse!child abuse! oh, you thinkthat's child abuse? you haven't even...how about that? what about that?what about oneof these?

stand still,you little booger. ugh! i'm telling you,just give me the big knife and this will all be over. harriet, dear,you have taken a tomato sandwichto school with you... with mayonnaise. ...with mayonnaiseevery day for that past five years.

don't you wanta little variety? nope. not even cream cheesewith olive? yum-yum-yum! or how about pastrami?roast beef? how about the fancycucumber kind, with the crust cut off? mom, i can't help itif i know what i like. and i know that i like tomato.

after school spy route-- hong fat's food emporium ( whispering ) holy cats, a veggie thief. this must be investigated thoroughly. mr. hong fat:frankie, you took the trucklast week. wasn't that enough? stop walking around. mrs. hong fat.frankie, go dosome homework.

i've done my homework. do some reading. watch tv.do something. grandpa, all i needis the truck. i know you knowthat i mean. ( speaking chinese ) come on, ma,let me have the truck. ( speaks chinese ) i got a date!

what do you take me for? harriet: the hong fats have a son-- frankie. he's cool; american style. his parents are chinese-style cool. frankie likes going out, but they'd rather he work in the store, selling milk and bread and lizards. ( sniffs ) ugh!

( gasps ) mr. welsch:i mean, do i try to interferewith your bookkeeping?! my business is comedy! that's what i do! i'm funny!i'm the funny guy! yes, you are. mr. welsch:they're the money guys. golly:okay, slippery, bath time's over.

come outwith your hands up. but i just got in. oh, sure.i believe that one. let's see your fingers,prune girl. talk to the hand,'cause the face ain't gonna listen. mr. welsch:he asked me to come up with something new,something fresh. you read it.it was good.

yes. it was thefunniest script we've had all year! yes, it was. so whatwas their problem? hey, i want to hear. oh, yeah?i want to sing opera, but i can't, so i don't. that downstairs is... well, your dadhas a high-pressure job.

what's a high-pressure job? it's when you don'tget to do what you want and when you do, you don't have timeto do it. do spies havehigh-pressure jobs? only whenthey're caught. i'm never caught. you're right. you never are.

oh, look,a ugly water bug! ( shrieks ) hey! caught ya. here she is. night. good night. good night. you wantme to tuck you in? golly can do it.

golly:"'the time has come,'the walrus said. harriet:"to talk of many things." "of shoes and shipsand sealing wax." "of cabbages and kings." "and why the seais boiling hot." "and whetherpigs have wings.'" do you haveany wings? let me see. ( laughing )

crap? no, no. this stuff is beyond crap. this is what crap wantsto be when it grows up. listen to this. "a question cornerby marion hawthorne. "horse riding,for those who can afford it "is a very wonderful sport. "every weekend,my father takes me riding and we laugh togetheras we ride."

does she mentionher mom pays for dork lessons? man, once that disintegration rayis complete... bzzt! she's molecular toast. both:oh, yeah. mom and dad's night out. me and golly's night in. hello. what's that smell?

deliciousgerman bratwurst. we hate bratwurst. i love bratwurst. since when? ( doorbell rings ) i'll get it! no. no, no. i will get it. i'll get it!i'll get it!i'll get it! i said i'll get it

and i meani'll get it. i got it! good evening, katherine. the veggie thief. katherine? harriet ann welsch, mr. george waldenstein. how do you do? i've seenhim around.

bet he stole that pineapple. ( opera playing softly ) ( loud slurping ) good soup. harriet, where are your manners? i don't know. maybe somebody stole them. hey, you cheated.

( laughs ) oh, you win. my congratulations. yeah, well, i know some stuff. so, you're a delivery boy? mm-hmm. well, no offense, but, uh,you're like, what, 45? ish.

shouldn't you bea delivery man by now? harriet! well, harriet, i'll tell you. not long ago,i had another life. i had a big business,i had a lot of money, and you know what? i was the mostmiserable man alive. so, one day,i told my wife that... wife?

i told mywife that i wanted to start all overagain and if she wanted to, she could startall over with me. so what happened? oh, she left me, but that'sall right, that was her choice. my choice was to becomea delivery boy-- well, man. i don't have thebusiness, of course. i don't have the money. you know what?

my life is sweet again. hmm. ( sizzling ) the wurst! oh, no! my wurst! no, no! oh... oh, lord. oh, no. no.

don't be sad, katherine. this is a blessingin disguise. harriet:that's a prettygood disguise. don't you see? the three of ushave to go out for dinner. yeah! yes, dinnerand a movie! movie, movie, movie!come on, golly! the idea seemspopular enough.

yes, but thewelschs... will be out. till million o'clock! oh, please, golly. please, oh, please? oh, please, please,please, oh, please. oh, please, please, please. what the heck. this is absurd.

yes! don't speak. wait! wait for me!i'm not dead. are you okay? how comeall the lights are on? where is my child? uh-oh. harriet? harriet,what are you doing in that contraption?

come in here at once. miss golly,what are you doing with my child, at this hour,without my consent? who is that? my name is... shut up! i'm sorry. we only went to dinnerand then a movie. harriet is notyour daughter, miss golly.

she is mine,and you have no idea, none, what it is liketo come home and find that your child is missing. we had no idea that you'd be home this soon. i don't care.i don't carewhat you did or whereyou went or why. all i know is thiscan never happen again. miss golly... you are fired.

what?! no! george:just a moment. this is my fault. please. well, it seemsawfully sudden. actually... maybe it's not. i think you're right,mrs. welsch. it is time for me to go. what?

mrs. welsch:now, look, i admit,i lost it... because, i just...i was frightened. but the thing is, the fact iswe need you, golly. we can't do it alone. mr. welsch:we all spokeout of turn, i think. none of this is causing... mrs. welsch:absolutely not. absolutely, no. i mean, i think we weretalking about...

our feelings out there. you were afraidand-and-and now what we shouldbe focusing on, right? is-is harriet. mrs. welsch:look, i'm sorry. i lost my headout there. look. there. no, no. i was just...

but you can't go--i mean, we need you. harriet would neverstand for it. please, won'tyou reconsider? golly:you know, it's not about what happenedoutside tonight. it really isn't. mrs. welsch:but golly... golly:i just-- no, i think it's time.i really do. harriet can take care of herselfnow, so she should.

but harriet's just... she's just alittle girl. you know,it's the right thing. it's the right thingfor all of us-- for me, for youand for harriet. are you sure? yeah, i am. "'the time has come,"the walrus said," "to talk ofmany things...

"of shoes and shipsand sealing wax..." "of cabbages and kings... "and why the seais boiling hot... ( voice breaking ):and whether pigshave wings." where yougoing to go? well, i don'treally know. i'm thinkingi may travel. are you going to go besome other kid's nanny now? and love them more than you?

never. remember, in my life,in this world there will alwaysonly be one harriet. so get back to work--you've lost nearly an entire dayon your notebook. it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter? did i hear you say"it doesn't matter"? because i thought i heard you say

"it doesn't matter," but harriet wouldn't say that,would she? now come on-- just becauseyou're on your own, doesn't mean the worldstops turning, or that there areno more fascinating people to observe and fillyour notebooks with. that's your job,harriet. that's your jobfor life.

and when you'reall grown up and you sellyour first novel, i'll be first in lineat that bookstore, getting my autographed copy. i hope. i'm not going to cry. ( sniffles ) i'm not goingto cry. ah, it's okay to cry.

but whatever you do,don't laugh. no, harriet, i will not toleratelaughter as ileave, no. hey... come here. you remember-- a good spy canget in there and fight. ( sniffling ) good-bye, harriet the spy.

i was kind of worried, you know? i kind of thought, "well,there's something wrong with me or something," and so... narrator:growing up from girl to woman, there's so much to get used to. this is the time when a wholenew set of feelings unfold. feelings about yourselfand your maturing body... everything's the same as when golly was here. it looks the same...

it smells the same... but there's this tiny hole inside me that wasn't there before. it's like... like a splinter in your finger... ( wind blowing ) only this one's right above my stomach. are you okay? uh-huh.

something's... different. ( pigeons cooing ) no cats? how can harrison withersnot have a billion cats around? they finally nailed him. ( meowing ) i will always remember that face. that's the face you makewhen you really lose something. ( radiator hissing )

uh-oh, frankie took the truck. ( arguing in chinese ) speak english! oh, okay, you want usto speak english, huh?! well, you are a jerk, huh? i tell you, "don'ttake the truck. you smash the truck." well, you tell me now, mr. wise guy,was one date worth it?

...we have peoplehere shopping! ( grandpa grunts ) hey, all right,grandpa. it's cool, right? it wasn't a big deal, huh? i knew you'dunderstand, right? ( grunting ) ( all yelling ) sometimes i think families everywhere

are exactly the same. frankie:everybodyget back to work. mom, dad, please?grandpa! just calm down. man:too exciting. $6.75. you got it or not? hey, sport. how you doing?

um, i saw you drop this outside. thanks. i got to go. ( chalk squeaks, class groans ) now it's time for our annualsixth grade holiday pageant. so... pageant ideas-- who would liketo make a suggestion? simon. pirates.

good dramatic potential,if not exactly seasonal. anyone else? how 'bout the manhattan project? i can be j. robert oppenheimer and with the right chemicals, i know i can doa mushroom cloud. that's impressive, janie. but i believe there'sa taste issue involved. ballet.

pilgrims. musical. swan lake. ( kids clamoring ) girl:jazz. vlad the impaler. boy:yeah, that's cool! i think the most excellent ideafor a pageant would bea giant holiday feast.

something healthy, low in fat,and very delicious, of course. there could be partsfor everybody. uh, grains, vegetables and best of all,a shiny, silver centerpiece. miss elson:that's a very goodidea, marion. you could play the barf bag. harriet:she made me an onion. tell me about it. "you, my dear,are a great big squash."

i'd like to squash her. i've got something better.come here. smell this. what is that? you like it? wait, i mean you hate it. it's like something crawledup my nose and then died. excellent. it's a sulfur-basedalkaloid.

i want it to chemicallyfuse with combustibles. and, in english,that would mean... stink bomb. we tape it to theschool air ducts, attach it to a timer, and five minutes beforethe school play starts... ( imitates explosion ) empty auditorium. ( knocking )

hey... ( laughs ) what are you girls doing? nothing. are you getting readyfor your big stage debut? actually,mrs. gibbs, janie and i were just talkingabout the school play. right, janie? yeah, we're reallylooking forward to it. ( chuckling )

good, good. that's good. janie, what is thissupposed to be? no, mom. don't touch it. ( pops ) ( screams ) what?! janie!

it's an experiment with mold. oh... janie! that's where my veronica'scloset bra went to, huh? you know,i'm sick to death of this mad scientist baloney. look at this.look at this. girl,we got to talk. i don't know what i'mgoing to do with you, but we're goingto talk.

some of janie's experiments really creep me out. i wonder if she'll grow up to be a billion-iq genius, or a total nutcase. ( up-tempo rock music plays ) ( sport clucking, man laughing ) man:sport, sport... ( laughing hysterically ) ( clucking, laughing ) ( cracking )

chicken man. man:do it again, do it again. ( clucking ) ( creaking ) ( weakly ):sport. sport... sport! help me. hey, harriet.

all right, come on. how does it look? uh...give me the mousse. no, no... don't worry, it's justone of dad's nightmares. i mean day-mares. he says it happensto all great writers before they get their big break. hmm, a real writer.

( mumbling ) my dad calls guyslike your dad"a starving artist." who's starving? i cook, i clean,i do the dishes and the books. what do you mean,do the books? these are the books. every week i get a check. i write the amountdown in here, i pay the bills and thenwhatever's left is food money.

i hate money. you'd like it a lot moreif you didn't have any. i got to get to work. hey, sport? no! don't. yeah, yeah, come on. strike a pose. ( dogs barking ) spy route: brand-new stalk.

home of agatha k. plummer, a big private house with big-type security. until today. a spy must choose ingenious tricks, must blend into her surroundings. hiya, freckles. must live with being called... "freckles." ( truck door slides open ) ( man speaking indistinctly )

here we go,in you go. here he is. maid:so, here's thelittle monster. bye. wave to the man. are you happy? oh, score! ( growling ) ( whispering ):quiet. quiet, puppy dog. go away!

( yipping ) don't, don't, don't.go away. ( tap at door ) pee-wee, don't make mecome in there. away. ( barking ) pee-wee... get away from thatdumbwaiter. shut up.

stupid fuzzball. i ought to shave you downand teach you to hunt. ( cables creaking ) ( rumbling ) ( pee-wee whimpers and snuffles ) maid:shut up! ( woman laughing ) agatha k. plummer:no, no. no, darling.

if you want to talk aboutsomething delicious... ...i have something delicious. i have thesecret of life. yes, darling. you simply crawl into your bed, and you never, everleave it again. never...

ah, sweet liberace. ( agatha purrs ) what was that? i have no idea. then why don't you go over there and get an idea? and if it's that rat... kill it! oh, mrs. plummer,

i'm sure it's absolutely nothing. ( both screaming ) ( all screaming ) oh, well... a good spy never gets caught. a good spy never gets caught. i am the suckiest spy on earth. ( giggling )

hey, harriet,check this out. "this year's winterpageant promises "to be truly inspiring,as miss elson's "sixth grade classpresents a holiday feast, "starring a turkey,vegetables, "and a grand finale of delicious,dancing... gravy." oh, my god. i'd like to see her split a turkey suit

with butt-breathpinky whitehead. hurry up. you're so slow. come on, you guys. harriet, you wantto go play in the park? or do you have to do thattop secret spy deal again? no. i can play. you can? yeah, come on.

no way. i still say we play"buy the volvo." that's stupid. no way! you guys, i canbe the dealer. you guys can be thecouples looking for a sassyyet affordablefamily vehicle. get real. yeah, right.

okay, i've got it:hide and seek. all:no. hide and seek? i am set. that's retarded. red rover, red rover. no! that's akid's game. i don't think so.

( all talking at once ) kick the can. kick... what about spin the bottle? all:ew! i got it. bumper tag. see, now,that's a good idea. eenie-meenie,miney-mo,

catch a tigerby the toe. if he hollers,let him go. my mom said to pickthe very best one, and you are it. away, you foolish mortals! beth's it! ( latin jazz playing ) ( screaming )

( squeals ) you run fast, but now i shall destroy you. ( roars ) janie:oh. you winded? me, too. ( slight groan ) upsey-daisy.

time to move. where's my notebook? your what? my notebook! boy... wait, wait.no, wait. carrie... carrie. carrie, carrie, carrie. andrews.

get this. get... okay. "carrie andrews thinksshe's so cool "'cause she spenther summer vacation growing boobs." come on, readsome more. hold on,hold on. "now, the boy withthe purple socks is a man of mystery." all:mystery!

marion:hold on, youguys, you guys. listen, listen,listen. "the only thingmore pathetic "than beingmarion hawthorne, is wanting to bemarion hawthorne." oh, rachel. rachel. she is... jealous.

she's jealous. it's pure jealousy. you give thatback now! looks like there's somethingin here for everyone. you heard her, marion. give it back before i pound youinto the cement. ooh, i'm so scared. hey, maybe thereis something in here for you.

girl:janie... ( chanting ):janie, janie, janie... come and get it. read it. come on. what does it say? janie,janie. "janie reallycreeps me out." ooh. "i wonder ifshe'll growup to be...

a total nutcase..."? boy:a nutcase! her best friend. that's herbest friend. beth. "i wishsomeone would kick beth ellen." oh! uh, laura. "laura peters--her face looks totally...

pinched." girls:oh. "if i were the boywith the purple socks... i'd hang myself." somethingelse. cut it out, marion. maybe thereis something inhere for sport. "sport... " fine, then.

i'll read itright out loud so everybodycan hear. "sport is so poor,he can't even afford food. "why can'this father just geta real job?" ( girl gasps ) oh, and getthis, as well. "one day, i hadto pretend hedropped a dollar just so he couldafford somemilk and bread."

marion:ooh, harsh. oh, oh, oh. that's mean. sport, i... i-i got to go. it-it's spaghetti night. i got to make spaghetti. i can't stay here anymore. marion:harriet...

sit over there till we decidewhat to do with you next. boy:wait. what's this? marion:"i learneverything i can "and i write downeverything i see. "golly says if iwant to be a writer, "then i'd betterstart now, "which is why all:i'm a spy." ( all laughing )

my position is bad. my position is terrible. my position could not be worse. golly would know what to do. ( knock at door ) mrs. welsch:harriet? harriet, are you all right? fine. do you wantanything?

you sure? ole golly, ole golly,ole golly, ole golly,ole golly, ole golly, ole golly, ole golly. harriet? i said i'm fine. really.

( excited, indistinct conversation ) ( zapping ) lookit. ( muffled laughter ) ( conversation fades ) janie. you hear something? girl:plug this inover there. girl 2:over there?

girl:um, well,that one's closer. ( whispering ):carrie? carrie? oh, my... ( whispering ):sport? sport, catch. ( quiet giggling ) girl ( whispering ):let me see. children:â™ª we love our teacher,and our best friend â™ª â™ª we'll stay together â™ª â™ª until the end â™ª

â™ª we're moving up... â™ª â™ª ...and together,we'll always have fun â™ª â™ª we love our teacher,and our best friend â™ª â™ª we're one for all,and all for one â™ª â™ª and together,we'll always have fun... â™ª ( bell rings ) harriet:i will always have a notebook. only golly understands this. i will write down everything, and i'll know everything.

and i'll take everything i know, and write my memoirs, and be a huge, big, celebrity, and go on all the talk shows and tell them marion hawthorne smells. and... won't that rock? ( kids groaning ) what smells? eww!

did something die? get away. marion:where's your notebook,harriet? i don't know, marion. have you lookedup your butt? you all better stopbeing mean to me, or else, i'm going to... or else, what? girl:yeah, what are yougonna do about it?

i'm gonna getyou real bad. i'm gonna... no, that's where you'rewrong, harriet the spy. we're gonna getyou so bad... and you know why? 'cause we have a plan. all:yeah! ( aggressive rock theme plays ) â™ª â™ª

( all groaning and shouting ) ( car alarm sounds ) marion:i don't like giving orderstwice, you know. i told you to nail itto the side, not to the right. all:one, two, three, heave! sport:i need more nails. marion:harder, harder. hold it, hold it. a club for catching spies?

i'm doomed. "if golly said choose between being a spy "and having friends... i'd pick spy." maybe you're not allowed to have both." ( clanging and shouting ) get her! spy-catchers are everywhere. my route is ruined.

no one can stand in my way. forget thatmy heart sank when i saw you standing therewith that policeman. this is yourmother talking. but when i ask youfor some kind of explanation, it's like... it's not that big a deal. oh, no-- wrong. being brought homeby the cops

is a very big deal,harriet. cop. cop. one guy. that's it. no, that's notit; we've spokenwith miss elson. you rememberschool? and she tells usthat you've done zero schoolwork in days. all you do is playwith your notebook. it's not play, it's work.

school is yourwork, harriet. yeah, well, she can shut up,'cause i'm learning tons. oh, yes? well, not about history, huh? not about geography. not even english. i swear, if it'snot in your notebook, it's as if you don'twant to know about it. so what?

harriet... this... obsessionyou've developed is not entirelyhealthy. now, we've madea decision. and-and we, uh... we want youto stop with the notebook. s-stop writing? mr. welsch:not forever, justas an experiment.

harriet, the world is filledwith so many things a person like yourselfcould enjoy. well, that's right. and you're going tofind that, sometimes just experiencingthem can be enough. that's how i experience things--with my notebook. no. let's see youexperience things without your unhealthyobsessions, huh? every day you come home,and pour yourself a big martini.

how come you don't give that up? and how many daysgo by without you goingto a stupid party? or buying some other pieceof crappy jewelry-- like, two? don't take thattone with us,young lady. we're your parents.we make the rulesin this house. now, hand overthe notebook. i threw it away. you're sitting on it.

i'm not moving. if you makeme move you, i will move you. i'll just get another one. oh? miss elsonwill be checking. ( stomping ) don't you wantto talk about this? miss elson:harriet... did we forget?

notebook check. ( kids giggling ) dweeb! ( kids snickering ) ( laughter continues ) ( kid laughs ) ( whispers ):hey... ( whispered chanting ):harriet the spy,harriet the spy... ( whispered chant ):harriet the spy,harriet the spy...

oops! i'm sorry! you did thaton purpose! it was an accident,i swear. here, let me help you. no! get away! that's it, work together, and we'll have harrietcleaned up in no time.

don't worry, harriet, we'll all help you. no, stop it. i don't need your help. you all get away! ( gasping ) wait! whoa... well, that wasn'tvery dignified.

( water running ) ( indistinct whispering ) ( laughing continues ) ( panting ) ( dramatically ):"to be... or not to be... "that is the question. ( moans ) wait. is that a question?

( kids chuckling ) "whether 'tis noblerin the mind to suffer "the slings and arrows "of outrageous fortune "or to take arms "against a sea of terribles "and by optioning, end them? "to die... i want to die.

"to sleep no more "and by a sleep to say "we end the heart-chat "and the thousandnags of shock... "the flesh "is here, too... ( scraping ) "'tis a consummation "development to be wished

to die... to sleep no more." narrator:there are many signs that tomis changing from a boy to a man. tom is getting a deeper voice and sometimes it gives hima little trouble. don't be insulting my ( squeaks )( clears throat ) friend. man:this is an actual photographof vocal chords taken through a special instrument. the chords vibratewhen the person breathes out.

the larynx is hereat the top of the windpipe and is the housingfor the vocal cords. ( distant laughter ) boy:bra on a pole!bra on a pole! ( kids shouting ) oh, no. ( hissing ) ( laughing, shouting ) hello, marion.

get away fromme, harriet. or what, you gonnatell your father? i heard my parents talking. you don't have a father. all those stories abouthorseback riding are garbage. you made them all up. your father lives in amsterdam. he hasn't seen youin three years. and you want to know why,marion?

'cause hedoesn't love you. move. ( door opening ) ( muffled crying ) ( whimpering ) mr. welsch:harriet, come down here. harriet,what's happened to you? we've gotten callsfrom every parent at school. mrs. welsch:they're all eitherfurious or terrified.

marion hawthornecan't stop crying. laura peters has locked herselfin the bathroom and won't come out. the only parentswe haven't heard fromare pinky whitehead's. ( phone ringing ) i'm notanswering that. mr. welsch:i always hated school myself. no, now, see,that's the problem. what? i know...

something is verywrong here, ben and you need to takethis seriously. i am! no, come on. i'm just asserious as... you know whatyou're doing. you're coming inand teasing... no, i'm not. we have a reallybad situation.

we don't know what thesituation is at all. you always come inand make jokes and then i have to come in do we know whatthe situation is? and be the grumpy one. maybe we should findout what it is. ( arguing and phone ringing ) ( repeating ):i'm fine, i'm fine... ( both talking at once )

i'm fine,i'm fine... ( intensifying ):i'm fine, i'm fine, i'm fine... ( screaming ):i'm fine...! no, sweetheart. i can't understandhow this is fine. harriet, uh, uh,can you explain this? well, what do we do now? we can do anything you like. what am i supposed to do?

how about a game? do you play chess? golly was going to teach me,but... golly? who's he? just somebody. ( clattering ) you sit here and playwith this stuff all day? don't you have toys at home?

but i'm 11. you stink. what are you doing? just taking notes. are they the mean, nasty kind...or the regular kind? why? because... ( hits robot's head )

i'm just telling you, it's tough getting awaywith the nasty kind these days. thanks for the advice. nobody ever takes your notebook away from you,i bet. tell you what. how about i giveyou a notebook. would you like that? yeah. sure.

this guy's not bad. definitely one of those people golly says deserves a closer look. at least he knows the value of a good notebook. doctor:harriet? hmm? it's time to go. can i keep the notebook? i'll have to talkto your parents about that.

( bell tolling ) well, what did he say? what did he say? well, he says that, uh,you're fine. and, uh, you're a wonderful girland very smart and you'll bea terrific writer some day. i could've told you that. i didn't read it. you know, harriet,

uh, someday-- when you grow up--you might have children. doubt it. well, not tomorrow, or soon, but some day. maybe. and, if you do, you're going to try really hardto understand them. but i keep telling you... i know, you told meabout the notebook.

and even thoughyou're telling me, and even thoughi'm listening, i still don'tunderstand it, harriet. is that why youtook it away? we made a mistake. don't do itagain, okay? we try. mom? yeah?

will you tuck me in? sure. there we go. ( kissing ) mr. welsch:green. harriet:g-r-e-e-n. aren't you going to workon your notebook today? yeah. pick a number. seven.

one, two, three, four,five, six, seven. all right. "turn around." that's not a fortune. turn around. golly:turn around. golly! why, harriet the spy, i believe you've growna full inch.

nuh-uh. you certainlyhave grown. oh, golly! so whatdo i do now, golly? "beauty is truth,truth beauty. "that is allye know on earth and all ye needto know." john keats. what is thatsupposed to mean?

it means you'vegot trouble. you wrote down thetruth in your notebook, and your friends, who weren'tsupposed to see it, did. now there are only twothings for you to do, and you're not going tolike either one of them. like what? well, you have to apologizeand you have to lie. but you said never to lie. i know, i did.

let me see howi can explain this. sometimes a little lie thatmakes people feel better isn't really wrong. you know, like,you can thank someone for a meal they cooked you,even if you hated it. you could tell a sick friendthat they look better, even if they don't. sometimes a really small liecan be a really big help. they tried to squash melike a bug.

it's too hard. it's not worth it. aw, never saythat, harriet. you're worth it. you're an individual,and you know something? that makes people nervous. and it's going to keep makingpeople nervous your whole life. my whole life? yep.

what do i do? you stay true to harrietand you accept the cost. now, come on. that's enough lessonsfor today, okay? you're 11. i think it's time for youto start writing something other than notes. you'll think of something. can't you come backfor just a little while?

oh, no, i never go back.only forward. and you know what else? good friends are oneof life's blessings. don't give them upwithout a fight. ( door closing ) janie:replicate. replicate. stupid spores. harriet:hi, janie.

( glass breaking ) look what you made me do. this stuff is going to eat right through the floor. three months of incubationdown the porcelain pee hole. if you roll the rug over it,it won't show so much. oh, so next time youcan ruin the rug? then why are you here? i just want to say that...

forget it. i'm sorry, janie, okay? will you takea look at this. huh? huh? what do you think of yourold man now, sport? 10,000 smackaroos. no more payingwith change. no more, no morespaghetti. going to feel like steak.

and you know those fancybasketball sneakers with the, with thebuckles and the velcro and the crapall over them? their yours,buddy boy, all yours. hello? murray. hey, hey,i take it all back. all agentsaren't useless. oh, i'm kidding you,i'm kidding you, man.

you know i was alwaysin your corner. oh, yeah, i knewyou'd come through. well, sport and iare gonna do a littlecelebrating today... sold his book? got a real job. hey, harriet, youhear the good news? you're a writer. so how's it feel?

oh, big sliceof heaven, side orderof fries. say, you hungry? i feel like goingto the fanciest, schmanciestrestaurant in town. we'll abusethe waiter. who's with me?harriet? she can't come. what do you mean,she can't come?

you haven'teven asked her. i said she can't come. you can't be my friendif you're not my friend. i'm sorry, sport. harriet: no one will forgive me. things will never be the same. i have nothing left to lose. paige:someone told methe only reason you guys play with me isbecause of my mom's cake.

well, it is very good cake. yeah, but how comewe get these piecesand you get those? we told you,we're officers. and we need our strength. you get to fix the clubhouse. somebody's dreaming. i am so bored. if you don't like it,you can leave. hey, you're right.

wait up. janie:anybody sick oflistening to her ought to get a life. marion:okay, but youcan't come back! we're voting!it's official! ( indistinct conversation ) shh! teacher!there she is. good morning. today, we are...

yes, harriet? miss elson,i've been thinking a lot, and you know how class president automatically gets to be editorof the sixth grade newspaper? well, i think... i think that it'stoo much for one person and that it's not fairto everybody because everybodydeserves a chance. and...

and we should change it. objection! this isn't a courtroom, marion. i like that idea,harriet. let's see what the class thinks. marion:miss elson,i think i speak for everyone when i say this is, this is a really,really stupid idea. that is one opinion.

but let's takea vote. marion is now editorof the guidepost. would anyone like to nominateanother candidate? well, i guess if no onehas anything to say... i have something to say. i think that harriet'sa very good writer and... if we only listento one person's opinion we may neverget anywhere new. but harriet might havesomething very original

and i'd like to readwhat she has to write. miss elson:is there a second? i second it. i third it. okay, then. harriet welsch is nowa candidate for editor. who votes for harriet? that... is that. ( straining )

i am on a mission to be a great writer. a good friend once told me that all great writers try to see everything. okay, here goes: i knew this guy once. he used to be a bajillionaire. now he rides a bike. want to know the freaky part? he says the bike's better.

please write in if you think he's lying. there's a difference between looking at stuff and really seeing it. look who's here. give them some bread, huh? here you are. to really see, you've got to get a closer look. why, thank you.

so much. a cabbage. george:carrots in herefor you. and a sausage. i've noticed that, sometimes, stuff you think is broken forever is actually totally fixable. but some stuff is supposed to fall apart. speaking of which,

certain high ranking officials of a certain secret club had better de-dorkify themselves in a hurry... or else everybody's going back to where they were in the first place. this reporter believes that de-dorkification is a difficult, but not impossible, process. mostly, you've got to want to be cured.

but i'm pretty sure it's a two steps forward, one step back kind of deal. in theater news, miss elson's sixth grade holiday pageant was the theatrical controversy of the season. some were happy to see it, and who am i to argue? ( classical music playing ) others say... it stunk. ( yawning )

this reporter has no comment. and, hey, stupid school board, give miss elson a raise, would you? she's not so bad as teachers go. and she puts up with a lot. ( applause ) there's evidence to suggest that janie gibbs will grow up to bethe world's greatest scientist. so far, she has shown amazing progress in the areas

of mold manipulation and chemical combustibles. we have also learned that sport's father is rolling in dough from his latest book, which just goes to show,if you stick to what you love-- and work like a dog-- you will succeed. for those of you who don't know, a retraction is when a newspaper takes something back. this newspaper would like to retract certain statements in a certain notebook

which may have hurt certain people's feelings. they were lies. and those that weren't lies... ( clears throat ) were mean. like, just because a person's father is far away does not mean he doesn't love you. anyway, don't think about it. the truth is important,

but so are your friends. and if you can have them both, then it's a good life. until next issue, i remain your faithful correspondent, harriet m. welsch. ( funk music playing ) â™ª get up offa that thing â™ª â™ª and dance tillyou feel better â™ª â™ª and dance till you...sing it now â™ª â™ª just try to releasethat pressure â™ª

â™ª and shake tillyou feel better â™ª â™ª and shake... say it now â™ª â™ª try to release that pressure â™ª â™ª get up off... â™ª ( trumpet playing ) â™ª huh â™ª â™ª good god â™ª â™ª so good â™ª â™ª uhh â™ª

â™ª everybody ready? â™ª â™ª follow me â™ª â™ª and shake till you...say it now â™ª â™ª and shake till you...sing it now â™ª â™ª ooh... so good â™ª ( applause and cheering ) â™ª huh! â™ª whoo-hoo! eew, a stink bomb!

( groaning ) â™ª dance till you feel better â™ª â™ª wait a minute â™ª â™ª funky â™ª â™ª i need it. â™ª ( song ends ) ( up-beat spy music playing ) â™ª a crack in the door â™ª â™ª a slit in the vines â™ª

â™ª a hole in the fence â™ª â™ª so easy to find â™ª â™ª people doing people things â™ª â™ª whatever that might be â™ª â™ª they go onabout their business â™ª â™ª too wrapped up to see â™ª â™ª in the shadows â™ª â™ª my unblinking eye â™ª â™ª i love...the secretive life â™ª

( instrumental break ) â™ª i hide in the park,behind a bush â™ª â™ª i see runners and skaters â™ª â™ª and a half naked manshowing off his tattoos â™ª â™ª and i see old mr. grayin his bad toupee â™ª â™ª with some dumb girlabout half his age â™ª â™ª people doing people things â™ª â™ª definitely not his wife â™ª â™ª are calling out to me â™ª

â™ª all their grandand foolish schemes â™ª â™ª it's better than tv â™ª â™ª they're so funny,i could almost cry â™ª â™ª there's johnny's dadon his third martini â™ª â™ª and his noseis getting bigger â™ª â™ª as i watch him throughthe kitchen window â™ª â™ª they really oughtaclose those blinds â™ª â™ª and under my coat,i got a microrecorder â™ª â™ª a pad, and a pencil,and a picture of you â™ª

â™ª i can't believe you did that â™ª â™ª i see two love birdswalking by â™ª â™ª with that sick and dreamylook in their eye â™ª â™ª and there's a big fat copwith a magnum mustache â™ª â™ª trying so hard to look mean â™ª â™ª the secretive life â™ª captioning sponsored byparamount pictures captioned bymedia access group at wgbhaccess.wgbh.org

The Food Lover s Site I ve Been Waiting For

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alright so check it out itâ€™s trevor james iâ€™m in old delhi, india today weâ€™re going for a full on breakfast tour iâ€™m so pumped this is my first trip here there is going to be so much to try letâ€™s check it out old delhi comes alive in the morning

you can travel here and explore the unlimited street food scene and immerse yourself in deep alleyways full of action and flavors and thatâ€™s what itâ€™s all about just walking through old delhi gives you this incredible feeling of excitement and energy as you go through these deep streets that are so alive weâ€™re going deep the first thing you have to try is a famous northern indian street food famous at breakfast time

the bedmi poori with aloo sabzi here, beautiful poori dough made of wheat and daal is rolled out and fried twice to perfection its served with a beautiful potato aloo packed with coriander, fennel, turmeric, chili powder, salt, ginger, and green chilies itâ€™s the ultimate way to start your day poori with lentil this is going to be good

look at that heâ€™s going to fry it in this oil here itâ€™s going to be great thank you great oh this is the poori oh itâ€™s hot so i have a classic old delhi breakfast feast here oh yeah this is a poori stuffed with lentils

weâ€™re just going to put a warm potato curry in there and then try it out that is gorgeous this poori feels quite wholesome and healthy stuffed with lentils, it actually doesnâ€™t feel oily at all you should also order up a nagoori a small crispy poori served with a sweet dry porridge made of semolina, ghee, and cardamom eating all of these for breakfast is the ultimate savory and sweet combo weâ€™re going for more

itâ€™s going to be a full on breakfast tour next up is the famous chole kulche delicious curried chickpeas served with chopped onion, mango powder, green chili, and coriander itâ€™s served with a super soft kulche bun that you can load up the chole on itâ€™s to die for look at this this is the chole kulche very nice very nice!

wow, a little sweet! itâ€™s a little sweet you can just put it right in the bread here thatâ€™s what iâ€™m going to do that is really nice you can taste the sweetness from the mango you can taste cilantro a little spice from the chili sauce i bet you itâ€™s just going to be divine here

very taste and good for health too! and good for health yeah letâ€™s try it out not too spicy a little spicy very savory you come here every day

you come here for breakfast? itâ€™s a nice breakfast delhi delhi breakfast itâ€™s really good honestly the action in delhi, the people, the smells and the food is enough to make me want to stay here for years i could just eat here every day and be a happy man weâ€™re going to keep exploring

after a quick walk we found ourselves in the jama masjid area featuring one of the oldest mosques in india and more importantly some of the best and most diverse muslim indian street food the options are endless and a quick walk through here will really invigorate all of your senses sensory overload next up is buffalo biryani next up is the heavy filler dish that youâ€™ll crave for more

the delhi buffalo biryani deep in an alleyway of old delhi youâ€™ll bask in itâ€™s incredible flavor on your first bite with juicy and tender pieces of buffalo and light and fragrant basmati rice that soaks in all the lightly spiced buffalo juices youâ€™re going to want to keep coming back for more and more look at all the buffalo meat nice look at all that

oh itâ€™s saturated beautiful buffalo biryani oh you can smell the aromatic meat oh i can smell the pickles this looks awesome look at that buffalo meat itâ€™s so tender in the biryani

look how soft it is and that biryani rice is so aromatic weâ€™re going to taste that that buffalo meat is so tender this is really nice that biryani is so fragrant and this buffalo meat is the best part that is really tender and there is a slight sourness to it

you can taste there is some pickles in there that is so good oh the buffalo meat is so tender and the rice is so packed with flavor itâ€™s good right? really flavorful and juicy you like the food here ting? i think today is the best day today is the best day

yes awesome food next up is just one of delhiâ€™s many types of homemade baked tandoor bread the sheermal the uniqueness comes from the milk, ghee, and sugar that is added to the dough giving you a sweet and crunchy satisfying snack that goes well on itâ€™s own or parted with stews, desserts, or curries hi trevor

one sheermal itâ€™s ready already oh the sheermal sheermal sheermal! very nice look at that huge tandoori oven wow! this is what dreams are made of here

india india! itâ€™s very nice itâ€™s good food very good food best quality this sheermal is the best quality this is the best quality sheermal? butter

water milk butter, water, milk sugar? sheermal? ok itâ€™s beautiful bread milk, sugar and cardamom ok letâ€™s try it out

that is really good itâ€™s very sweet it has a hint of cardamom and crunchy the outside is so crunchy and crispy itâ€™s very good usa? canada canada!

and after a quick ride we made our way to a huge spice market to get a sense of the spices used in northern india and found what felt like an unlimited variety of spices and ingredients for cooking indian cuisine the streets were packed with vendors and lots of people hard at work packing spices and bulk good all through the busy streets for our final stop we made our way into another alleyway and found a deep street lassi i am totally blown away by the food here to finish it off we are going to get a lassi

here we are sugar yoghurt lassi street lassi in delhi delhi lassi oh itâ€™s chunky oh itâ€™s like a chunky lassi a chunky street lassi

itâ€™s good? itâ€™s sweet and sour and the yoghurt chunks are very nice thatâ€™s a finisher in delhi what a beauty had so much good food here i gotta give a huge thank you to anubhav from delhifoodwalks.com i wouldnâ€™t have been able to find these deep street locations without him

thank you so much thank you trevor for coming on our food tour it was a pleasure having you it was a lot of fun thanks guys please leave a comment down below click that like button and subscribe as well letâ€™s keep exploring

The Delicious Paella Recipe From Valencia Spain

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la paella, one of the most famous and deliciousdishes from the spanish cuisine. i am joe,and let's start cooking. today's paella dishis the paella valenciana, it is a paella dish with the main ingredient as meat, as comparedto paella de mariscos, which some of you may be familiar with, which is the paella withseafood. i think this paella dish is better for the people who don't like seafood as muchand would want a meat paella dish. for this paella we need meat, for instance we're goingto use chicken meat today, but we can also use rabbit meat and some pork as well. wealso have some beans right here, this is green beans, lima beans, and we also have a tomatoright here, which is made into grated tomato. also we have paprika, smoked paprika, saffron,thai jasmine rice, olive oil, water, and some

salt. so for the first step, we're going tosautã© the meat. so we're going to first put the olive oil in the pan. from the middle,we need to level the amount of the oil. and then we need to put the chicken in. afteryou put the meat in, you just need to salt the chicken. so as you can see right now,the meat turned into golden brown. so right now it's the time for us to put in the vegetables.we'll just let it sautã©.we've sautã©d the vegetables for a while. leave some space inthe middle and then we can put in the tomato, grated tomato. we let it sit there for a fewminutes. and after that we can put in the paprika. now we've added the paprika, it'stime for us to put in the water. just need to let it sit for 20 minutes. now the waterhas been boiled for about 20-15 minutes we

can put in the rice. then we put in the saffron.which is this, we just put in a little amount of the saffron, and then we can put it onthe rice, and then we can let it cook with the rice. we let it sink down and then it'sgood. after around 8 minutes of simmering* the water with the rice. we're going to turndown the heat and let it simmer* for another 7 minutes. after the 7 minutes we can letit rest for 5 minutes and then we can start eating the paella. after 8 minutes of highheat and 7 minutes of low heat, we're going to let it rest for around 5 to 10 minutesand we'll cover it up with foil paper and a lid. so now we've let it rested we're goingto look at our paella! enjoy!

The Debt Free Living Recipes

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(music with song lyrics) gemma's bigger bolder baking1 minute mug breakfasts hi bold bakers! besides dessert, breakfastis another important meal of the day. so by popular demand, i'm going to make your liveseven easier and take breakfast to a whole other level with microwave mug breakfasts. solet's get microwaving! just like all of my previous mug cake videos,i'm going to give you tips throughout to have successful mug breakfasts every time. andas always, my recipes can be found on biggerbolderbaking.com. our first breakfast in a mug, is a light andfluffy blueberry muffin. we're going to start out in a microwavable mug. add in your milkand flavorless oil and mix these two together.

i'm using vegetable oil but you can use anyflavorless oil that you like. to this, were going to add in our flour, sugar, baking powderand baking soda. and then gently mix together. just like with all of my mug cakes, just mixuntil well combined. if you mix them a little bit too much they'llend up kind of tough. obviously, a very important ingredient inour muffins is some lovely blueberries. i'm using frozen but you can use fresh. if you'renot the biggest fan of blueberries, you can use any fruit that you like. once you've addedin your blueberries, don't mix them around too much because you don't want the colorto bleed. now every good muffin has a little bit ofstreusel on top so that's our next step. in

a bowl, add in your butter, flour, sugar andsome vanilla extract and combine them until they resemble bread crumbs. for best resultsuse a fork to blend in your butter so you get those lovely bread crumbs. when your streusel is ready, just scatterit on top of your muffin. our little blueberry muffin is ready for themicrowave. so the timing i'm giving is based on my microwave which is 1200 watts so checkyour microwave because you might need to use less or more time. our first breakfast in a mug is done and itlooks delicious. so if you find at this point that your mug cake is a little bit tough,it means you over-microwaved it. so i suggest

you keep a close eye on it while it's in there.and in case you didn't notice, this recipe is actually egg free which means even morepeople can enjoy it. this blueberry muffin is delicious and doesn'tneed a whole lot else so we're just going to add a little bit of icing sugar on top. this tastes so good and it's light and fluffy.but breakfast does not stop at just muffin so let's go on to our next recipe. our next breakfast in a mug is a lovely littlecinnamon roll. now this is definitely more of a cake then it is a dough but the combinationof flavors all together makes it taste just like a cinnamon roll.

in a microwavable mug, add in some oil, milkand apple sauce. and then mix well together. so this is another egg-free recipe, that'swhy we're using apple sauce. but i know apple sauce is not readily available in a lot ofcountries so you can also use banana because i tried it the other day and it came out perfect. to this, we're going to add in our flour,sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, and salt. and gently mix all of these ingredients together.i use oil in mug cakes because it keeps the cake lovely and moist and the apple saucewill do the same thing. our cinnamon roll mug cake is ready for themicrowave. now i get a lot of questions, can you bake these in an oven. and the answeris, yes. bake them at 350f/180c for around

10 minutes but just like the microwave, keepa close eye on them so they don't overcook. our mug cake is done and it smells fantastic.lovely and warm and spicy. so you're probably thinking this looks just like a little cinnamoncake right now but our next step is going to transform it even more into a cinnamonroll. no cinnamon roll is complete without somecream cheese frosting on top. and of course an extra dusting of cinnamon. now you canmake a cinnamon roll quickly and any time of the day. just like i said, this has everything youlove about a cinnamon roll but in a mug cake but we can't stop here so let's move on toour next recipe.

so i have some very exciting news that i needyour help with. we are submitting bigger bolder baking for a streamy award. the streamy awardscelebrate your favorite online videos and creators and we'd really love your help gettingnominated. just click on the link below. select "channel,series or show." then put "gemma stafford." select the "food" category. add your name, emailand then submit. and i would just like to say a heartfelt "thankyou!" from kevin and i for all of your fantastic support on our channel. i'm really glad youlike our videos. our next breakfast in a mug is one of my favoritesbecause the ingredients are something you nearly always have at home. it's less mess, it'sfaster and that's french toast in a mug.

just like before, we're going to start outin a microwavable mug. add in your egg, milk, vanilla extract, and maple syrup and then mix theseingredients well together. so i'm using maple syrup because you normallyhave it with french toast but if you don't have any you can use honey or any kind ofsugar you would like. a very important ingredient in our frenchtoast is sliced, cubed bread. and i also buttered it to make it nice and rich. now i'm usingchallah but you can use any kind of bread that you like. and just a little tip, if youuse leftover croissants, it is unreal. add in all of your bread and then mix it welltogether until it's nice and wet. so what we have here is a vanilla french toast atthis point you can add in any of your favorite

flavors or ingredients that you like. i'madding in chocolate chips to make a lovely chocolate french toast. as you can see, ihave some nice big chunks of chocolate in there because when they melt it's all ooey,gooey chocolate. our french toast is ready to go. now here'sa little tip. if you want to have french toast first thing in the morning, you can alwaysmake it the night before to this very point, put it in the fridge, and then the next morningyou'll have lovely hot french toast. and our french toast is done! not only doesthis look fantastic, it smells divine. i'm so glad i added in those rich chocolate chips. if you're going to have chocolate french toastfor breakfast, you might as well go all out

and pipe on some freshly whipped cream. andtop it off with some grated chocolate. this french toast has to be my favorite but ifyou'd like another recipe, then head over to biggerbolderbaking.com where i posted abonus video of an apple pie oatmeal made in a mug. with all of these microwave breakfasts, you'llhave something wonderful to wake up to every morning. who doesn't want that for breakfast? if you like these breakfasts in a mug, then pleaseshare this video with a friend. thank you so much for subscribing to my channel and i'llsee you back here again next thursday for more bigger bolder baking.

The Brain Food Recipe

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hey guys, itâ€™s ro! welcome to another nerdynummies! today we are gonna be making something i gotso many requests for! i got so many requests for something withjello! and, something indiana jones, and i thought, ok, we can combinethese 2 things, as long as it is super gory and bloody and gory! so weare gonna be making chilled monkey brain dessert. the things you will for the jello brain cakewill be: this brain mold, i found this online so iâ€™ll put a link downbelow that you can go check out and get 1 if you like. you can also find themat halloween stores, theyâ€™re

very common at halloween stores. and thenyouâ€™ll need a big mixing bowl, youâ€™ll also need gelatin, raspberry jellomix, strawberry jello mix, and blueberry jello mix! and 1 cup of low fatevaporated milk. i also have 2 cups of hot boiling water onthe stove, and thatâ€™s just gonna sit there until weâ€™re ready. the first thing weâ€™re gonna do is addthe whole packet of the raspberry jello mix. oh this smells so good! thereâ€™sso much sugar! then youâ€™re gonna open your strawberry mixand youâ€™re just gonna use 1/2 of it. now youâ€™re gonna add 1/2 ofthe blueberry, and the reason iâ€™m

using these colors, 1/2 of this color, 1/2of that other color, is because it makes a really cool brain color, youâ€™llsee what iâ€™m saying! now youâ€™re gonna add 3 teaspoons of gelatin,and the reason you add gelatin is to make your jello more thicker, so itâ€™smore condensed. so when we cut into the brain it will actually hold itsshape really well. ok, youâ€™re gonna mix â€˜em together, ohyeah! now weâ€™re gonna add the hot water, oooooooh! be careful, donâ€™t burn yourself! and iâ€™m just taking a wooden spoon and youâ€™rejust gonna keep mixing it together until all

the crystals are dissolved. now weâ€™re gonna add the evaporated milk,1 cup. and mix it again. before we pour this into our brain mold, youâ€™rejust gonna spray it really quick with a little bit of vegetable spray.you can just use any kind of oil, canola oil is fine too. because thismold has so many little crooks and crannies, and little grooves in there,so you just want to make sure that itâ€™s a little bit lubricated. so that itâ€™seasy to come out when itâ€™s ready. ok, now weâ€™re gonna pour it in, just becareful when pouring in, itâ€™s hot! and remember, you only want to fill this about1/2 way, because our cakes

are 6 inch cakes. and thatâ€™s about the rightsize, right on the 1/2 way mark, where the brain will line up really well withthe monkey skull. now youâ€™re just gonna take this and putit in the fridge and let it sit overnight. now that the jello is in the fridge, we aregonna make our chocolate monkey cake! i got the idea for this recipe on areally cool blog called bubble and sweet. iâ€™ll put a link down belowso you can go check it out. she made this really cool cake and it wason reddit and i was like, i gotta make 1 for me!

alright, so what youâ€™re gonna need to dois make 4 small chocolate cakes, i used a 6 inch round cake pan, so theyâ€™repretty small, this is why we only fill the jello mold 1/2 way, because we wantthe brain to sit in the middle of this. so this is the perfect size, this isa 6 inch by 2 inch cake pan. and what i did is i pre-baked 4 chocolatecakes, and i already leveled them, using the cake level, but if youâ€™venever used 1 of these before, all you do is line it up and walk it throughthe cake, mer-boo-boo-boo-boo! so after youâ€™ve leveled the 4 cakes, youâ€™rejust gonna take a big mixing bowl to put all the cake tops in. bewp!

which are so good! theyâ€™re like muffin tops,if you like to eat the tops of muffins, which i love that part, itâ€™slike the best part! put â€˜em all in here, eroop, and weâ€™reactually going to use this later, so just set this aside, and now we are goingto stack these 4 flat cakes. as a base for this cake, iâ€™m just usinga white plate, and then iâ€™m flipping it over the other way, so it kind of curvesup, i like the look of that. so iâ€™m just gonna take the first 1, putit down right in the middle. and then youâ€™re just gonna take chocolatefrosting, this is chocolate buttercream frosting, and a little spatula,and just cover the whole top.

once thatâ€™s all frosted, youâ€™re just gonnatake the next level, stick it on top and repeat, do this to the other 2cakes. once you got your 4 cakes stacked like this,youâ€™re gonna put it in the freezer for about 10 minutes, so that it getsa little bit firm, and then weâ€™re gonna carve the shape of the monkeyhead! we just took the cake out of the freezer,and now youâ€™re gonna take a big knife, just make sure itâ€™s a sharp knife,and weâ€™re gonna carve our cake to look like a monkey head! the first thingiâ€™m gonna do is on the first layer, right here, is cut out, a place forhis little eyeballs to sit!

just gonna cut, make a cut like this, makeanother cut like this. next thing youâ€™re gonna do is carve thispart, right in the front, straight down, a little bit flat, because thatâ€™swhere weâ€™re gonna attach his little mouth. ok, now weâ€™re gonna shapethe sides of his head, and, in on the sides. once you got your monkey face carved, you are just gonna frost the entire cake. na-new-new-new, new-new-new! now we are gonna shape the monkeyâ€™s noseand his little mouth.

i like to use the muffin, the under the muffin,so i just pinch a little of that. and then, youâ€™re just gonna takea little bit of chocolate frosting, just put a little bit of spoonfuls in there. now youâ€™re gonna take your hands, mix â€˜emaround. and then youâ€™re gonna get a little ball,youâ€™re gonna make a little nose shape. and then youâ€™re gonna stick him onthe front, right underneath here. itâ€™s really, really sticky, so it shouldstick to the frosting, it almost acts as a glue. alright, now weâ€™re gonna go back and weâ€™regonna make his little mouth.

and just press it down and shape it howeveryouâ€™d like. now that youâ€™ve got those on, just coverthem with frosting. now that weâ€™ve got your little nose andmouth frosted, we are going to add the fondant! the fondant iâ€™m using isthe brand duff, because i love it! itâ€™s 1 of my favorite fondant recipes. thereâ€™slots of recipes online though if they donâ€™t sell fondant in stores nearyou. iâ€™ll put a link below for some marshmallow fondant thatâ€™s really,really yummy! ok, so first youâ€™re gonna take black fondant,just a little piece, very very teeny, and this very smooth roller.

weâ€™re rolling it on top of a piece of waxpaper so that it doesnâ€™t stick to the table, so iâ€™m just gonna roll,roll, roll, like that. then youâ€™re just gonna peel it up, and youâ€™rejust gonna put it in the center, of where his mouth is! now to get the gray fondant, what youâ€™regonna do is you're gonna take 1/2 of this, this is 32 ounces, so you only need 16 ounces.and then you just take a little bit of the black fondant, and massage themtogether, until the color is all even. once you got your gray fondant all mixed,youâ€™re just gonna take a

little bit, i got a little pinch here, andweâ€™re gonna roll it out again, just like the black. and this is gonna bethe bottom lip, of the monkey. and what i like to do, to give it a littlebit of definition. is roll the top back just a little bit.and then youâ€™re gonna stick this part right there. now you go back and take your big piece ofgray fondant and youâ€™re gonna roll it out, just remember that, not onlydoes it have to come to the top, but it has to come a little bit higher, about1/2 an inch taller, because youâ€™re gonna want to make the brain cavityfor the brain to sit in. eraghh!

pick it up like so, and then iâ€™m gonna line uphis lips, wrap it around right away. and hereâ€™s where you can takeyour time, and adjust it so that it looks just the way you want! to add some definition to his nose, youcan take a little q-tip or anything small, and youâ€™re just goingto press in where you want his nostrils to be, merp! now youâ€™re just gonna take scissors, andcut all the way around the top so that itâ€™s level, because itâ€™s goingto be our brain cavity. just remember you want to leave a little bitof room from the top

of the cake to the top of the fondant, sothat it will create the perfect brain cavity. i added little teeth, so iâ€™ll show you howto do that, you just take a little bit of white fondant, and roll it ina little ball, and take a sharp knife and cut off one of the ends,then iâ€™m just gonna stick it on there! now youâ€™re gonna take a paintbrush and somefood coloring dye, this 1 is nude, and weâ€™re just gonna paint theteeth to give him a little, kind of give him some cavities!

now iâ€™m just gonna add a lot of definitionto the face. iâ€™m taking this little roll-y tool, and iâ€™m just runningit down his nose, you can do whatever you want, i just like to add a lotof definition. now iâ€™m taking 2 little black balls of fondant,and theyâ€™re gonna be the eyeballs! now youâ€™re gonna take gray fondant onceagain, the same color as your monkey, and youâ€™re gonna make eyelids andhis angry eyebrow! dun-da-dun-dew, dew-da-dew! now that we got our eyebrow on there, youcan either take this roll-y device,

this little tool right here. or you can usea toothpick, doesnâ€™t matter, anything to scratch the surface. weâ€™re justgonna go and scratch his eyebrows upâ€¦ add some definition. iâ€™m just using my little toothpick to goall around the monkeyâ€™s skin, to kind of make his skin look a little leather-y. now that youâ€™ve made the monkeyâ€™s skinvery textured, youâ€™re gonna take a paintbrush and some black food coloringdye, and dip it in and youâ€™re gonna paint his nostrils black. and i used foodcoloring powder, itâ€™s just a powder form, and i took a brush and just shadedthe monkey face so that

it would look more like a dead monkey. now youâ€™re just gonna take a little bitof chocolate frosting from before, i put it in a zip-lock bag, and iâ€™m justtaking some scissors, snip the tip, bewp-bewp-bewp! and weâ€™re just gonna put a little bit ofchocolate frosting on the top. and a butterknife and just spread it flat. alright, now the final step! weâ€™re gonnatake our jelly brain mold that we made, it is the perfect color, it looks awesome! and weâ€™re gonna put it in the top! oh, yeah,get in there!

oh yeah, oh gross! now that we got our brain in there, iâ€™mjust gonna take the raspberry puree, and fill it in! ah, dessert! chilled monkey brains! it turned out so cool, thanks you guys forsuggesting this! i havenâ€™t done something with jello beforeon nerdy nummies, so this was the perfect, bloody, gory thing to do fornerdy nummies! iâ€™m pretty proud of it! thanks guys for watching and if you haveany other ideas for any other

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[â™ªâ™ªâ™ª] [cell phone chiming] reporter: the vice president is scheduled to preside over a senate vote today on president sawyer's controversial middle east peace plan. then tomorrow, the vote will go to congress. republicans and democrats have indicated they will vote along party lines, but some members have indicated that they may cross over.

[aircraft whirring] carol:castle, this is hummingbird. we are inbound from andy.we're three minutes out. carol.he wants to do the thing. really? really. mr. president,it isn't a good idea to deviatefrom the flight plan. pretty please,carol?

leader of the free worldsaying "pretty please"? that ought to countfor something. captain johns, we are goingto deviate from route omaha. the president would liketo do the thing. johns: copy that. let's give him the special tour. dropping to 30 feet. sawyer:do you know abraham lincoln was the first u.s. president infavor of women having the vote? he wrote a paper on suffrage

while stillin the illinois legislature. i did know that because youtell me every time we do this. carol: castle, this is hummingbird. we are short foxtrot, one minute out. i need a go-no go. man: sky sector 1, castle ground, all clear, three inbound. pilot 1: castle ground, sky sector 1, report. hummingbird,this is castle ground.

you are clear. scanning sky south. clear. hummingbird,this is castle sky. you are clear. hummingbird,this is castle keep. you are-- wait. hold. pilot 1:castle ground, we are holding. air command,switch to thermal.

tech: roger that. switching to thermal. confirm sector 5, southeast quadrant clear. [both sigh] hummingbird, this iscastle keep. you're clear. pilot 1: copy that. pilot 2: breaking off for security sweep. stand by. cockpit officer:hummingbird approaching. pilot 1: castle ground, all clear.

be it ever so humble. marine commander:atten-hut! escort! sawyer:not a bad way to travel, is it? carol:beats dupont circle, sir. what timedoes my wife get in? eighteen forty-five. wake meif civilization ends. welcome home, sir. sawyer: thank you.

hummingbird,you are released. tell me we don't havethe best job in the world. i believe the number-one source of violence in our world is poverty. [snoring] now, we were poor in my neighborhood. sometimes we couldn't even eat. and my best friend ricky, he had it worse than us. one day things got so desperate for ricky,

he made a plan to rob the corner store. and i told my mother about it. you know what she did? she had him over, cooked him a full meal and told him he could stay with us as long as he wanted. and it was then i realized that if you feed a man, you take away his propensity for violence. come on,we're gonna be late. [squirrel chittering] hey, hey. no, no.that's-- no, that's not--

that's not-- mm-mm. uh-uh. this is not happeningright now. clyde,we've had this conversation. my boss does not like squirrels.it's a bird feeder. will you at least look at mewhen i'm talking to you? look, man, i like squirrelspersonally, but you're getting mein trouble. do you see this? you know what this is?

hey. we gonna need backup? [coughing] we're working. come on. we have any more robitussin? yes, sir. in the car. no, i'll get it,it's all right. quiet night? john:we're under attackby squirrels. they're organizedand they have the numbers. stinkers trying to getinto the feeder?

kellerman: morning. hey, roy. this isn'tthe most glamorous job. i appreciate it very much. eli:we'll be therein 10 minutes. sawyer: as leaders, we have a choice. we can sit back and let the same cycle of war continue in the middle east or we can do something about it. know how much we've spent on the war since 2001?

[pager beeping] over a trillion dollars. could you imagine if you had... it's gonna bea busy morning, boys. sawyer:--education, food, health care and infrastructure in the middle east. now, we've begun historic talks with the republic of iran's newly elected president, al-sharif,

to build peace throughout his region. america can't do this alone. we need the full financial support of all of our allies. but what we can do is take the first step. therefore, i'm announcing today all u .s. troops will be removed from the middle east. let's not repeat the same mistakes that we made in the past. and lord knows,

i've made some mistakes myself. instead, i ask you to stand with me today. sign this treaty. let's end this debilitating pattern of violence, and let's show the world the pen is truly mightier than the sword. thank you. reporter: president sawyer delivered what can only be described as a historic speech earlier today in geneva. here.

reporter: let's go live... you changed your hair. last week. i'm gonna be late tonight. i love you very much. driver:good morning, sir. [engine starts] eli:what do you thinkof the president's proposal? john:i don't know. it's goodto have less enemies, i guess.

you're a military man. you don't thinkhe's putting us at risk? that's a little abovemy pay grade. if you feel that way,why didn't you run against him? no. that's one job i neverwanted. i like my office. i like my constituents. i like being a thorn in theside of the administration. but i think voters todaywant somebody cool. oh, come on, mr. speaker,i think you're pretty cool.

[blows nose] [both chuckle] uh, he went to bed at 8and watched... the presidenthas a call scheduled with the speaker at 9:30. i should be there for that,shouldn't i? wallace:no. you have to be herein case of a deadlock... hey,i'm gonna see you later. --with the red tie for that.

jenna? absolutely, mr. vice president. red tie's the way to go. jenna. jenna.did you get me in? what do i get if i did? what do you want? dinner. candlelight. and a promise that you will tryto get to second base. heh. done.

you're meetingwith carol finnerty, deputy special agent in chargeof the secret service. i need a favor. this is a favor. i need another favor.i need a pass for my daughter. john-- you don't understand. she's a freakfor this kind of stuff, so if i get her in,i'm dad of the year.

i will owe you so much morethan just candlelight dinner. i'll make a call. perfect. thank you.you're the best. reporter [on tv]: --a truly historic handshake. what president sawyer is proposing to iranian president al-sharif is withdrawing all american troops across the entire middle east and for that he'll ask his g8 partners for help.

commentator: it's all about money, and who won't like this deal are american companies who do business with the military. [doorbell rings] wanna grab the door? em. i'll get it. hey. you're late. she thoughtyou weren't coming. why wouldn't i be coming?

hey, you, little face. come on, get your stuff.let's go, baby. bye, mommy. i love you. i love you too, sweetie. what's up...? i literally just walkedin the door. what did i do? you missed her talent show. no, i didn't miss it.that's, like, next thursday. no, it was last thursday.

it was on the schoolcalendar. [sighs] what did she do? she was a flag twirler. that's a talent? she practiced for likesix weeks, john. she thoughtyou were gonna be there. it would've been really niceto have a bit of a reminder. come on,i'm not your secretary, john.

i'm not asking youto be my secretary. look, i'm just-- i'm trying. i'm trying really hardto be in her life. it's a little late for that,wouldn't you say? [he met her's "chevy knights"playing] have a good day. john:are you mad at me? just tell me. will you be on thatall day long?

â™ª just keep floating with the wind â™ª [cell phone chimes] "yes." well, that sucks, because, you know,i thought you would want this, but... lame. you don't even knowwhat it is. do you really think a bribe'sgonna work? yeah. i'm hoping so.

we're both adults here,john. speak for yourself, okay? can you please just open it? for me? what is it? it's a pony, baby. i don't--come on, for me, please just... these are white housepasses. yeah. that might meanwe're going to the white house. and that your dad herehas a job interview

with the secret service. this is really cool, john. you're just gonna stickwith "john"? yeah. announcer [on tv]: now the roger skinner show, live from the white house. skinner: hi, folks. president sawyer is one of those academics who never served a day in his life, and now he wants to tellthe military how to run things? he's going to make peace with iran

because he has friends there now? [knock on door] come on. sir, i have the first ladyfor you. remind me why we let these guysbroadcast from our lawn. freedom of the press. you know what?i knew it was something. hey, babe.how are the french taking it? the treaty's gonna bea tough sell here.

how's it going there? raphelson is the key. we lose him, then we losethat southern voting bloc. if this goes down, you'relooking at a one-term president. i know two people who wouldn'thave a problem with that. do you still have that watch i gave you? yes, miss first lady. it's in my pocketnext to my heart. you know, mary toddgave it to lincoln

to remind him he only hadso much time to do good things while he was in that chair. i hear you. well, kiss amber for me,okay? i love you ladies. miss you. i gotta go backto being president. i love you too. emily:did you knowthat 1.5 million people visit the white houseevery year?

john:no, i did not know that. look, i'm sorry. i'm sorry i didn't make itto your talent show. i'm not. seriously. the white house used to becalled the presidential palace. look, i need you to hear meright now. look at me. i really wished i was there. no, you don't.

all i--all i did was twirl a flag. it was stupid. you know you don'thave to do that with me. what? have thick skin. you're 11. [gasps] good morning. john: good morning. how are you? fred: fine. yourself?

john: good. photo ids, please. thank you. what are you guys looking for? explosives. this is awesome. park up on the left,go into the east lobby. have a good one. emily:did you knowthe president travels

in an 18-tonmilitary-armored, modified cadillac ctsbuilt to withstand gas, chemicaland missile attacks? heh, heh.that's on the internet? wikipedia. capitol police, off-duty. have to check your weapon. all right. [metal detector whining]

check her good. hey, tom. hey, buddy. so how is your blogcoming along? nobody says "blog"anymore, john. what do you mean,they don't say "blog"? i just learned "blog." hi. hi. just for 20 seconds,act like you don't hate me.

i'm carol finnerty. hi. john. carol? cale. oh, my god. carol wilkes. um-- actually,i'm carol finnerty now. you're deputy specialagent finnerty? oh, you're jenna's favor. um... this is emily.this is em, my daughter.

my fatheris a very special man. mm-hm. it's nice to meet you. i paid her to say that. let's get started. okay. i don't know. just... john:sorry, i gotta ask. you didn't marryjim finnerty

from sigma chi, did you?that guy was-- an asshole? yes, he was. this is my colleague,special agent todd. standard secret serviceprotocol requires a two-agent reviewfor every interview. you're not to lookat agent todd. uh, i'm sorry,i just looked at him. you're only to look at me. so we just-- okay.

the subject is john cale. born 1980, grew upin the district of columbia, graduated hill high in 1999. looks like you've bouncedfrom job to job. mechanic, limo driver,construction. is my credit score in there? yes, and you should beashamed of yourself. it's a recession, okay?

married melanie schoppin 2002, and had a childsix months later. filed for divorce in 2005. so you did three toursin afghanistan, and you were woundedin the kunar province. yes, ma'am. you received a silver star for pulling a corporal dawsonfrom a burning humvee? there was an ied attack.

humvee flipped, we weretaking fire, so i grabbed him. why? i was a little concerned he was gettinga little too warm in there. it's funny to me you thinkglib is the way to go here. corporal dawson is the nephewof the speaker of the house, and when you were dischargeda year ago, he got you a jobwith the capitol police. actually,on his protection detail.

[snorts] [chuckles] if special agent toddkeeps making those sounds, i'm gonna startlooking at him. will you give us a second,please, ryan? [turns off recorder] john, why do you want to bein the secret service? i can't thinkof a more important job than protectingthe president.

okay, this job requiresa university degree. you dropped out of gwafter our first semester there. you don't finish things. check the file, carol. two years in collegenight school. a certificate of graduationshould be in there. great. yeah, john, you barely maintaineda c average.

i'm sorry, i didn't haveour little study sessions like we used toback in the day, did i? evaluationsfrom your senior officers: "cale frequentlydoes not complete his field reports on time." nothing to dowith protecting someone. "sergeant cale demonstratesa lack of respect for authority. sergeant cale hasraw potential, but seems determinednot to realize it."

you can keep reading that.that is not me anymore. i'm not the kidyou used to know in college. i've buttoned upevery single thing that i have toto qualify for this job. i have 10 times more experiencethan any ivy league kid. it's not justabout experience. i would need to depend on youevery day. what do you want me to do? i'll start at the--i'll start at the bottom.

just give me a chance. i'm sorry. did you get the job? yeah, i think i got a shot. you know how it is. they gotta go talkamongst themselves and... these-- look, these things,they can be really political. walker:good morning. light dayat the white house today. eagle will remainon the 18 acres.

he has phone calls tothe congressional leadership. first lady is back tonight? empress is wheels downat 1845. they're supposed to have dinnerat the residence, but you know how they are. so we should have an advanceon obelisk, marcel's, the usual. what if she wants sushi? no, no, she's off sushi. remember she had that thingon the japan trip?

carol,how are you still awake? caffeine and patriotism,sir. walker:threat matrix? threats against potus havequadrupled since the g8 speech. pid is keeping an eyeon a guy in buffalo they're worried about. visitors today? hope:just the av guys again. dc sonic, they're replacing

the surround systemin the theater. first lady must be thrilled. and she's, uh... she's coming back tonight? carol, is she coming backtonight? uh-- yes, sir.wheels down at 1845. yes, of course. as many of you are well-aware,this is my last week here, so i wanna make this clearto everybody:

if there are anycongratulatory cakes or any of that nonsense, i will be compelledto use deadly force. all:â™ª for he's a jolly good fellowfor he's a jolly good fellow â™ª i hate you. i hate you all. all:â™ª which nobody can deny â™ª thank you. no incendiariesin the white house. john:all right, baby, i just gottaget my weapon real quick. you're gonna haveto sign out, sir. hello.

you guys here for the tour? do you think we can seewhere you'll be working? uh... yeah, sure. gather around, everyone, gatheraround. my name is donnie, and i'll be your guide today as we take a walkthrough american history. i wanna give you all a warm washington, d.c.welcome to the white house, where each yearwe get millions of guests

from every cornerof the globe. where are you folks from? uh, washington, d.c. bad choice.what about you, ma'am? nebraska. what brings youto the white house? i wanna see the tunnels wherejfk snuck marilyn monroe in. unfortunately,no such tunnels exist, but don't worry,we have plenty

of other exciting sightsto show you guys. follow me this way. now, does anyone wanna guesshow old the white house is? yes. 222 years old. that's very accurate. construction began in 1792 on what was then calledthe president's house. now, article 1, section 8of the u.s. constitution

set forth that a districtof no more than 10 miles square should house the new seatof government. does anyone know why? so no one state could claimthe president's house. right again. you're a realkeener, aren't you? ha. donnie:now, the founderswere crafty... hey, so you cantell me the truth. do you get picked ona lot in school? no, i don't.

it's a gift certificatefor a massage. i could use one. martin, it's-- it's been... i know, for me too, ted. [both chuckling] you knowyou're gonna miss this. when's the last timeyou took a day off? oh, i'm fine. hmm?

i'm fine. piece of advice: you gotta get backon the horse. get back on the horse? first rule of divorce:get right out there. sow some oats,break some hearts, have actualhuman interaction with a memberof the opposite sex. carol, you keep this up,

20 years from nowyou're gonna look like me. well, there are worse things. don't make thisyour whole life. trust me. it's not worth it. go home. whew. get some rest. now.

and that is an order. yes, sir. donnie: not too many people realize this but the white houseis actually three buildings: the east wingwhere you guys came in, the west wing, which housesthe oval and executive offices and we're about to enterthe residence, which is the famous building that got blown upin independence day.

what's in there? that's the president'shome theater. membershiphas its privileges. right this way throughthe double doors, please. there's still lots moreto see. you got a visitor. [tools whirringand clicking] could you stay with the tour? donnie:the white house is big.

including below-ground levels,it's six stories tall with 132 rooms, 412 doors,147 windows, 28 fireplaces, and 35 bathrooms. the grounds containa tennis court, a basketball court,a putting green, a jogging track and a swimming pool. and where's the peoc? the what? she's referring

to the presidentialemergency operations center, which is this reallycool bunker behind 10 feetof concrete and steel that's capable of survivinga nuclear blast, plus, for your information, miss,it's the one room in the house that no one knowsthe location of. wikileaks saysit's under the east wing. who wants to seethe bowling alley, huh? oh, my god.

how we doing, folks? mr. president. how's the tour? you seethe basketball court? can i ask you a questionfor my youtube channel? that'd be all right.what's your name? emily cale. emily cale, go ahead. how i look on that?

i wasn't readyfor a press conference. how do you expect 22 arabnations with different regional and religious intereststo agree on a single treaty, especially given the newlyerupting conflicts between the shiites andsunnis in southern pakistan? wow. heh. tough question. to be honest with you,i don't know. whether they'll agree or not,i'm not sure, but i gotta try. the day we stop believing

different peoplecan come together is the day we've given upon the world. i'm not ready to. what i am ready to dois give a little girl a shout-outon her youtube blog. hi, folks,my name is james w. sawyer, and i'm here with emily caleand her video blog. check it out. you have a good one.

wait. mr. president,this is my dad john. he's gonna beon your secret service detail. secret service detail.is that right? i take my protection detailvery seriously. [whispers]stop lying to children. [in normal voice]nice to meet you. nice to meet you too,mr. president. you guys have a good one.need your vote now. oh, my god, that was so fun.

thought you said no onesays "blog" anymore, huh? bye, fred. fred:goodbye, mrs. finnerty. oil painting by tom freemanto commemorate the burning of the white houseby the british in 1814. wait, the white houseburned down? yeah, yeah,in the war of 1812. practically had to be rebuiltfrom the ground up. when i look at this painting,i get very emotional.

john. i thinki need to avail myself of one of the 35 bathroomsin here. heh, heh. there'sa ladies' room downstairs. where? i'll take her. i can go by myself, john. i'm not a child. hey, just don't touch anythingor wander off or talk to anybody thatyou shouldn't be talking to.

i make no promises. he's seven minutes behind. sorry, he got hung upon the state floor. sawyer: good morning, margaret. both: morning, mr. president. sawyer:could you get the speakeron the phone? margaret:right away, sir. have you and the missus zeroedin on a dining establishment? when have you known the missusto zero in on anything?

fair point, sir. martin,i wanna shake your hand. we're all sorry to see you go. thank you, mr. president. and i know that you and murielhave had a tough go of it since kevin passed, and... we all make sacrificesfor our country, sir. yeah, but it's more-- i have the speakerof the house for you.

right. ahem. thank you, margaret. margaret: you're welcome, sir. eli. that was quite a speech,mr. president. if you were onboard,we'd have a real shot at peace. you do know that your plan has upsetthe entire defense industry. these are powerful peoplewho give money to both parties.

i talkedto president al-sharif again about the discussion we had and he's assuring methat he has proof. and you believe him? i do. guys that run thosecorporations have been in bed with radical regimesfor years. all they wanna dois keep the cycle of war going. al-sharif will expose them. all of that wrongdoing is gonna come out

as soon as our plan is signed. sir, if your plan is signed. jesus. since when do you guyscome through here? my supervisor told meto come this way. stop. be careful next time. sawyer: i know we've had our differences, but i've never known you to let politics

stand in the way of doing the right thing. if you stand with me on this,you can be the man that couldtake these guys down. i'd like to dragevery one of these ceos in front of congress,but there's more at stake. i can't support this,not at the risk of leaving usmilitarily exposed. come on, you knowthose bases are for show now. we could launch a drone off of any carrier in the gulf

and hit any target we want. [beeping] excuse me, miss.sir, you can't leave that there. hey, buddy! twenty-four, i'm in the rotunda.i got a maintenance-- [tires screeching] [horns honking] [people clamoring] eli, you all right?

man:keep moving, let's go, push. get your security teams up. [panting] mr. speaker? mr. speaker? are you all right? we have to get out of here.you follow me. where's the vice president? in the chamber. tell him we need to institutecontinuity of government.

i tried.he's been cut by some glass. now stay close.don't panic, take your time. there's been an explosionat the capitol building. and? i'm crashing the white house. we're crashing the white house.get the cat team. i want all nonessentialsevac'd. get that hallway clearif we have to move. sergeant, bolt these doors.

i need marine 1 hereas fast as possible. sir, i need you to move awayfrom the window, sir. agent 1:lock down all these doors.do it quickly. agent 2: go, go, go! agent 3: sir. the residence. [all clamoring] guard: bear with us. sir, we have a tour group.

hold them in the blue room.maintain positions. keep the hallways clear. everybody stay where you are. what's happening?my daughter's downstairs. no one goes anywheretill we lift the crash. she's just a little girl.i gotta get her. step away from the door. man:keep moving, please. everybody. [people shoutingover speakers]

man 1:we're on lockdown.you can't be here. sorry? man 1: we're on lockdown! can't hear you! man 1: you gotta be kidding me. movie time is over.shut this down! let's go. [nail gun firing] bobby, sync watches,60 seconds. silencer. let's go.

man [over radio]: yes, sir, that is correct, sir. we are on full lockdown. guard:hey! we need help up here now! stenz:security sweep! open up! thirty seconds. secure air comm.meet at the rally. [buzzer sounds] [silenced gunshot]

stenz:armory secure. all right, let's go.let's move, move! guard 1:hold up. we're on full lockdown. guard 2:hey! east hall secure.heading for castle sky. emily: you've reached the voice mail of emily cale. why aren't you texting me? em, as soon as you get this,call me back. [sirens wailingand people chattering]

man:keep moving, keep moving! martin, i'm right outsidethe capitol. what the hell is happening?do you have the president? i have eagle.call wfo, get as many men as you canto the capitol. i'll dispatch everyonei can spare. i want a hard perimeterset around castle. a hard perimeteraround castle. agent 1:eastside gate.come on, let's go, people.

agent 2:fred, open the gate. agent 3:we're gonna be fine. agent 4:they're exiting the building. agent 5: keep moving! castle south clear. clear! we have castle sky. bobby: five agents in the east gate, four in the garden. mulcahy: the rest on the south lawn.

and two policemen on the south gate. let's go. agent:let's go! keep moving! shots fired. code black!code black! unh! say again. say again. he said "shots fired." look, it's gotta be an aop.you gotta get out there. back. i'm not doing anything. you serious? look around.

stand back! the threat is out there! go out and do your job! donnie, where'dyou send my daughter? i'm sure she's fine. we're inthe safest house in the world. well, not today, it's not. emily: you've reached the voice mail... em, pick up the phone. man 1:can't tellwhere it's coming from.

man 2:i have no visual on him. ten-four.still have them on...? man 2:no. [gunfire] stenz:clear! motts:clear! [sirens wailing] agent [over radio]:negative. snipers on the roof. do not approach castle.repeat, do not approach castle.

do not advance. do not advance. [clattering] stenz [in singsong voice]:say what? [in normal voice]welcome to the white house,mr. tyler. i love what you've done.bullet holes add to the decor. see that shit conrad pulled offat the capitol? goddamn! let's keep it tight.get to work. where are my goddamnhostages? stenz: shh.

[cell phone ringing softly] dad? john: emily, are you okay? dad-- it's gonna be okay, i promise you. where are you? where are you at? i'll get you. [all screaming] where'd you sendmy daughter?

downstairs. across the hall,second on the left. shut up! [people sobbing] find him. go! what's going on? what? i got it. you better. pilot: castle, this is hummingbird. we are on final approach. what are we waiting for,martin?

marine 1is three minutes out, sir. castle, does anybody copy?i repeat, we are-- break right! break right! we are taking fire.castle has fallen. the white house is down. heavy weapons on the roof. take him to the peoc. they're in the building. we need to exfilt-- walker: i got this!

mr. president, mr. president,i get you to the vault, their game is over. you sureyou can get me there? yes, sir. i am. then get me to the vault. diamond formation. stay low,stay close, shoot first. got it? on me. do you havethe vice president? i repeat, do you have the vice president?

we do. we're two milesaway from andrews. the speaker? reid: negative. we do not. man: evacuate the capitol. kellerman: this way. excuse me. kellerman! cod says we go to the pentagon. i have the speaker. goingto the secondary location. man:watch yourself.excuse me, ma'am.

downstairs,second door to the left. emily. [grunting] aah! no, no, no, please.please don't! i was just on the tour! you had a gun! it's a phone. i swear. look,i got a daughter. please. get up!

that was close. shit. you think you're tough,bitch? stenz [over radio]: keep the ground floor clear. package is on the move. eagle is 30 secondsfrom the vault. we are coming in hot. agent: copy that. eagle is 30 seconds from the vault. go, go, go. mr. president. glasses. match. we're in. go!

go ahead. i'll button this up.go ahead. captain [over pa]: mr. vice president, i apologize. this is gonna be the hardest takeoff you've ever felt. we're gonna put this bird at 30,000 feet in 45 seconds. james william sawyer. gentlemen.what are you doing?! please, martin,what are you doing? i'm sorry, ted. [hope grunts]

martin! consider this my resignation. [softly]emily? where are you at, baby? please tell meyou got out of here. mr. stenz. we're in. i have the package. ground floor, through the library and down the stairs. stenz:the library. we're on our way.

walker: we'll be waiting for you. oh, sh... that's the library. don't go in there. just--oh, this is so stupid. sawyer:you're not gonna get awaywith this. martin! what are you doing? no, mr. president. the question is,what are you gonna do? gonna shake my hand again?give a little speech?

is this about kevin?look, i'm sorry-- run, mr. president!to me, to me, to me! move! stenz: walker. move, move, move! let's go, let's go,let's go! stand behind me,do what i say. stenz:walker, i say again, we are coming to you,we are on the move.

in the library. shit. i'm empty. walker! run, run, run! stenz! john:not that way!they're up there! goddamn! stenz: we've lost the package. secure the exits. which way's this go?

west wing. john:run, mr. president! move! move! this leads to the basement. man: in the stairwell, coming your way. john:aw, shit. we gotta go! elevator's here, let's go! shit! god! they'rein the elevator heading up! cut them offin the central hall!

what are you doing? get him! take care of bobby. stenz: killick, stop them at the elevator. i'm on it. stenz:he's in the residence!cut him off at the residence! son of a bitch!you screwed us, walker. you've got one of your guysrunning around. not one of my guys. then who is he?

i don't know, probably someschmuck from one of the tours. your tourist killedone of my best men! so now i'm gonnatake care of it! no, you will not.you will have your boys sweep every roomin this place. and you will come with me,as planned. find him. you don't talk to me like thatin front of my men. i don't, huh?

no, you don't! ten years i've known bobby! twice the guy saved my life.this doesn't go unanswered! drop the tough-guy shitwith me, junior. now, i know your story,emil. i know what this countrydid to you. we're in this together.so be calm. i'm calm. good.

i'm still gonna kill him. i don't have a problemwith that. but i need the president alive.don't forget that. [elevator bell rings] [alarm beeping] you promised me the leaderof the free world. don't you worry your prettylittle head. we'll get him back. but without him, what kindof time frame we looking at? we have 15 minutes to load in,then maybe another 30 or so

to crack the protocolswithout his code. after that, it's on you. stenz:what about securingthe basement? i brought a party favorfor that. you've got something right... it's right under your nose. vadim. you let me know the secondyou find these guys. vadim: copy that.

somebody pleaseshut the alarm off! i got work to do. motts. take bobby's placein air comm. i'll show you the way. we got some important peoplewaiting for us. are you okay, sir? i'm all right. is your familyin the complex?

they won't be heretill tonight. where's your daughter? i couldn't find her. i hope she got out. do you know these men? that old son of a bitch,his name is martin walker. he's the headof my secret service. you should havea conversation about how seriousyou take your protection.

i didn't pick him. why is he doing this? i think it has something to dowith his son kevin. why? what happened? he was a marine. he got killed last yearin this covert action i ordered. would he do thisfor a personal vendetta? he said he wanted you alive. there's gotta bea bigger play.

we gotta get outof this elevator shaft. i'm, uh... don't tell meyou're claustrophobic. oh, my god. the faa needsto ground all air traffic. where's the secretaryof homeland security? he's at the white house. who's the deputy sec? wyck halsey.he's also at the white house. oh, jesus.

--happens, our thoughts go to terrorism. i've had enough of this. walker told usto stay where we are. madam secretary, gentlemen, i'm gonna ask you toaccompany us to the blue room. who is this man? walker: he is... he's a concerned citizen. good morning,mr. secretary.

[all gasp] you just killedthe secretary of defense. well, he wasn't doinga very good job. okay, so, wouldthe remaining secretaries, please join usin the blue room? kellerman:i'm on with agent reid. eli: how they doing? vp puked all over air force one. i'm general caulfield, vicechairman, chiefs of staff.

have the nuclear launch codesbeen switched? yes, and new codesare active. sir, the stock market'scollapsing. eli:travis, i need youto suspend trading immediately. and there's gonna be a runon the banks, so close them now. [whistling] you guys good? [in singsong voice]don't mess it up.

[in normal voice]son of a... captain, where are we? we have reason to believethe explosive was a diversion. diversion from what? an armed team has taken overthe white house. do we have the president? i spoke to walker. he had eyes on eagle. fifteen minutes is a lifetime.

radio indicatedthey were headed for the peoc. no contact. we have to assumethey've been compromised. we gotta get you to a phone. call seal team sixand they come in here, and they'll shootthese assholes in the head. we keep a satphonein the residence. great. where's that at? of course it is.

ever been rock climbing? we climbing this? unless you gota better idea, yeah. by the way, john cale. james sawyer. i'll get you out of here, sir. just follow me up. yeah, i'm right behind you. john:make sure you have one handholdbefore you let go of the other.

whatever you do, i'll do. i ain't doing that shit. reporter 1:the scene hereat the white house is getting more chaoticevery second. we have got hundreds... as you can see, the military'smoving into position but won't advancebecause of safety concerns. reporter 2: --obvious to everyone, this is the work of al qaeda or some like-minded arab terrorist group.

reporter 3: the national guard... the building's buttoned up.rooftop's secure. they attempted contact yet? not yet. apparently, we're all arabs. cake? no, i don't want cake. i'm diabetic. hallelujah.

this is my graceland! mm... sweet shiva. sugary pops of delight. [classical musicplaying over speakers] man:come on, let's go! move! killick:let's go, sheeple.now, welcome to my house. now sit down and shut up! oh, baby, i've missed you.

let's get you plugged in.you fit in nicely right there. ladies and gentlemen,skip tyler has arrived. ahem. by the timeyou're watching this, i will have pulled offthe greatest hack the world has ever seen. this is difficult for some,it is, but for me, it's as easyas one, two, three, four, five, six,seven, eight, nine. [machines whirring]

ooh, showtime! oh, some latecomers.secretary of homeland security is in the house! ha-ha-ha. you're so getting firedfor this. man:look who was hidingin the press room. oh, my god, roger skinner! the only onewho speaks the truth. ha, ha.i love your show. seriously. after you, please.get in there.

[killick chuckles] [cell phone chirps] [killick whistling] come out, come out,wherever you are. playing some hide-and-seek,little girl? well, then, i will huff,and i will puff, and i'm gonna blowyour house down. [lock clicks] no, no, no! leave me alone.

get in here. killick: move! mr. skinner, stop crying. get comfortable,you little mutt. [skinner sobbing] are you okay? oh, my god, where's my dad? he went looking for you. excuse me for a second.

sir? hi. uh... i understand that this isa very high-stress time, but if youand your, um, colleagues could maybe bea little more careful with the priceless artifactsthat are in this building because i mean,it is a living history-- okay, because, see, that was a ming dynasty16th-century vase that was a giftfrom queen elizabeth ii.

it's irreplaceable. i'll go sit. i'll be over hereif you have any more questions. stenz [over radio]: vadim, chen, report. vadim:we're done with the residence,boss. coming upto the third floor. [bell rings] sawyer:shit. okay, i'm coming up. [thud]

get your head down! [metallic screeching] what are you doing? trying to shoot offthe cables? motts:i heard something. come on.that thing's 100 years old. the shit's too heavy for it. let's unloadbefore it snaps. jesus, they have javelins.

javelin what? surface-to-air missiles. if anybody comes in by air,they're done. woman:i have the vice presidentfor you. alvin, you okay? hammond: i'm fine. who's in command on the ground? well... permission to speak freely.

yeah, granted. it's a shit show. d.c. police are on the scene,fbi is trying to horn in, plus secret service feelsit should be their show. it should. carol finnerty,secret service. mr. vice president, it wasour building that was taken. yes, it was, and now you'restanding in our building. we need to send the army in there and take the white house back.

i don't think you can. posse comitatusand the insurrection act make it difficult to deploycombat troops on american soil. which is why we federalizedthe national guard minutes ago. sir, with respect,only the president can do that. alvin, we're ina constitutional crisis here. we've never hada missing chief executive. we're gonna have to start talking about the 25th amendment.

you wanna remove the presidentfrom power? i don't wanna do anything, but i can't sit here and watch the government come crashing down around us. carol:we've tried them on the phoneby now, right? who? [phone ringing] hello? hello, this is special agentcarol finnerty. to whom am i speaking?

that sounds official. please hold. your call'svery important to us. [classical musicplaying over speakerphone] tyler: we've got an incoming call. about time. put them through. thank you for holding.i'll patch you through. have a great day. hello, this is carol finnerty.who is this?

it's me, carol. you should've called already. martin. we've held the building for 15 minutes. "we"? i'm sure you're recording this so let's make this easyon everybody. my name is martin james walker. chief of the presidential detail of the secret service.

my men currentlycontrol the white house and 61 hostages within. i did you the courtesyof sending you out of here, so let's just keep itprofessional, okay? "professional"? you killed your own men. where's ted? killing ted hope... was the second hardest thingi've ever had to do in my life.

martin, i want you to-- there's not a thing you're aboutto say i didn't teach you. so we're gonna get all this done in two hours and be done by lunch, okay? now, ask me what i want. on any given day, the united states federal reserve holds in excess of $400 million in cash. and i want it loaded aboarda boeing c-17

which you will leave fueled and otherwise emptyon runway one-niner. i'd like to know how you planon getting from the white house to reagan nationalwithout being killed. we have eyes in the sky.if i see a single sniper within 10 miles of this place,i am going to kill four cabinet members, and in a particularly nice touch of irony, the directorof homeland security himself.

is president sawyer alive? i want proof of life. you got two hoursor i will execute him myself on the south lawnof the white house. [line disconnects] jesus, the head of his own detail. at least we knowhow they got in so easily. can we be sure he's the onlysecret service member who's been compromised?

oh, go to hell. proof of life, huh? you can do better than your men? here's your chance.find him. with pleasure. walker's wife, muriel,is in fairfax. could you find her, please? you okay? i have thanksgivingat their house every year.

i wanna run the wholesearch again, from the top. motts, meet meon the ground floor. chen, vadim, the third.meet in the middle. roger that. i'm takingthe stairs. mulcahy, finish up. that was the last one.so you said walker's son died? the pentagon thought iranhad a nuclear bomb. we sent a team in. things went wrong.martin's son kevin got killed. you're telling methis is personal?

he's not doing itby himself. someone elseis footing the bill. the military-industrial complex. those are manufacturersof the weapons. they think they ownthe system and they will do anythingto keep that power. they profit offof your sacrifice. politicians always lovetalking about sacrifice. think i don't know anythingabout sacrifice?

how many people come toyour house and wanna kill you? mulcahy:missiles are topside. elevator going down to one. get off on second floor. john:get off, get off, get off. you all right? you see anybody? no, we're clear. sawyer:kick it in. harder. [metal clatters]

john:mr. president, stay on my hip. i got three rounds. tell me you got weaponsin the residence. no, we usually have two agentsright there with machine guns. we got some knivesin the kitchen. they're big knives. john:great, then you canmake me a sandwich. now, where's the phone? right here.

walker set this number up. wait a minute,he's gonna trace it. we gotta get in touchwith somebody on the outside. i got somebody. you got somebody? yeah, yeah. i need to get my shoes. [line ringing] needed this.

[cell phone ringing] jenna, this is john cale. john, not a good time. wait, wait,hold on a second. close friend? she worksfor the vice president. [cell phone rings] have you heard what's happening? it's not a good time.

do not hang up. i'm with the presidentin the white house. that's not funny, john. does this soundlike a joke to you? yeah, he's-- jenna, this is james sawyer.for the past 10 minutes, i've been getting shot at with this young man. if you could connect meto whatever control structure we still have left,i would really appreciate it.

jenna: hold on. hello? thank you. [jazz music playing over phone] she hung up? she, uh, put me on holdwhen i was thanking her. so we wait for your best friendjenna to hit us back. you smoke? neither do i. this is your moment, sir.

the countryis looking for a leader. it's your time to step up. i told you,we weren't to be disturbed. the presidentjust called my cell. hammond: mr. president. sawyer: it's about damn time. mr. president, are you all right? we're safe. hammond: "we"?

i'm with someone. i'm gonnaput him on the phone. hello, this is john cale. cale? what are you doingin the white house? he's doing a damn good job. they've taken the buildingand they're holding hostages. this is when you come get us. we're doing our best. sawyer:do we have any intelon these people?

caulfield: we are working on that, sir. you have to get the presidentout of there. can you get to the basement? yeah, sure. there's tunnels. jfk used themto sneak marilyn in. i thought that was a myth. it's true. donnie's gonna be pissed. carol: get to the basement. i'll lead you to the tunnels.

okay, carol,i got separated from emily. can you tell meif she made it out? we're gonna find her, but getthe president to safety, okay? cale? can you get him back? [shouting in russian] [gunshots then john yells] [vadim shouting in russian] son of a bitch! aah! [john & vadim grunting]

get your handsoff my jordans! freeze! i said freeze! shoot him! no, don't shoot him. [vadim & john grunting] shit. uh-uh.don't worry about him. he would've killed me if youwouldn't have killed him. thanks, asshole.

look what i found.merry christmas. you got the satphone? and it's on. [dialing] mr. president, are you okay? define "okay." carol: what happened, john? we got two dead bad guys,that's what happened. these guys had military training.

you gotta find outwhat they're doing here. walker demanded a ransom. you think they're goingthrough this for money? you need to see this. carol: hang on, john. --people watching all of this together. no doubt young emily cale had to risk her own life to... can you get methe president here? cale, can you turn on the news?

you got a tv? we need to find out howwalker found these guys. john, you've gotta turn onthe news. i'm so sorry. anchor: what you are seeing really is just amazing footage captured by an extremely brave young girl by the name of emily cale. now, these are the first images coming to us from inside the white house,

from inside this hostage situation. the images have gone viral. they've had more than a hundred million... wait. cale, cale, listen. we're all walking out of heretogether, okay? i gotta go get her. caulfield: captain. yes, sir? get me facial recognitionon everyone in that video now.

reporter [on tv]: --very brave young girl named emily cale. the hostages include the nine girls from watkins charter school in louisville, five cabinet members as well, and also, understandably, a very emotional roger skinner. and from what i understand now... i got the president a satphoneto call his family with. he keeps it in his bedside table in the residence.

see if it's still there. [stenz speaks in russian] no. no. [speaking in russian] walker:vadim, would you be kind enough to confirm your last namefor me, please? they're in the residence. go!that's them in the residence. easy.

anchor: --and the faces of the terrorists. you gotta be shitting me. so we are going to put those faces up on-screen... in here! as we put these faces up, we are sure that we will no doubt learn the names of the men who are holding the white house hostage. these men are clearly not al qaeda.

we are positive that the fbi will have those images out. so again, these are images captured by a brave young girl... how many more ways can you guysscrew this thing up? how you like your chair?you comfortable, mr. skinner? let me ask you a question. where do you come up withall the ideas for your show? uh... i, uh... you got guyswho do that for you?

because, believe me,i got some good ideas. [hostages gasping] [whimpering] donnie:hey! [hostages shrieking] give it to me. [grunts] congratulations, asshole,you just made us all famous. when they come for us,you're gonna die first.

get away from me. you understand? hutton [over speakerphone]: sir, we have facial recognition coming up now. carl killick. this guy'sa right-wing sociopath. first arrested at age 12. tried to blow uphis local post office because they employedtoo many african-americans. last seen with conrad cern. i saw that guy at the capitol.

hutton: runs a white-power hate blog against president sawyer. lovely. kellerman: jesus. skip tyler. king of the hackers.worked for the nsa. was fired for rewritingnuclear launch coordinates to targetapple headquarters. he was unhappy with theirmusic-sharing polices. walker's beenafter this guy forever. hutton: and emil stenz. ex-delta force.

highly decorated. we know this guy too. how? unfortunately,that's classified. well,i hereby declassify it. you wanna share itwith the group? stenz did off-the-books wetworkfor us in pakistan as part of a black-bag cia operation. when the sawyer administration came in,

the new secretary of defense shut down the operationand disavowed its assets, including stenz.his identity was compromised. he wound up spending two yearsin a taliban-controlled prison. no wonder he's pissed at us. it's the threat matrix. every day the secret servicedoes a rundown of threatsagainst the president. every one of these guyswas on it.

it's like walker used itas a shopping list. sir, delta forceis 15 minutes out. all right, general. i want them prepped for an attack on the white house as soon as i give the word. sir, please! please. only the presidentcan give that order. the president is behind enemy lines and compromised. i'm calling the cabinet together to invoke the 25th. get behind this, eli.

commentator 1: what if this were even a coup d'ã©tat? commentator 2: that's just nonsense. commentator 1: why isn't the military doing anything? commentator 2: this is a difficult situation for the pentagon, there are hostages. you can't bring the big guns out, because there's a class of little schoolgirls still inside. [sawyer grunts]

good morning, boys. move, move! come on, go, go, go! stenz, they'rein the ground-floor kitchen. that's it. come on, go, go, go!where's the basement? through here. to the left. [groaning] stenz: shit! motts: they're gone.

goddamn it! hutton:the president and cale calling. carol: cale, give me your location. all right,we're in the basement. uh, there's a gatewith a keypad. okay, the code is 64762. all right, we're in. go down the hallway. that should be the entranceto the catacombs.

are you sure? yes, i'm sure. you should then be in a big oval room. there'll be five tunnels.take the second tunnel, follow it all the way outand we'll be waiting. we found it. mr. president,take this. i can't go. what are you talking about? i'm not leaving my little girl.

then i'm staying. you gotta go backto being president, sir. otherwise,all this is for nothing. you can't do thisby yourself. you're gonna go and sendthe marines back in here to get us, okay? promise me. you got my word.thanks, john. see you outside. [computer beeping]

they are in the basement. all right, everyonein the basement! the basement! cale, come check this out. okay, pleasedon't touch my toys. huh. that's somethingthat we do not wanna touch. carol, we got a problem. the exit tunnel's wiredwith explosives. we need another exit. uh... there isn't another exit.

it's locked! tyler, i need the gate code. i have that right here. here's your gate code. this is not happening.we gotta move. carol, where are we going? uh... hold on. i can't hold on. we need a locationright now!

stagecoach. follow me.let's get to the stagecoach. no, no, no,you'll be trapped. this is a bad idea.they grounded all aircraft. this is jack freemanreporting live from the skiesover washington, d.c. we're bringing youexclusive images of the terrorist-heldwhite house. stenz:clear left. the cabinet is assembling

with the vice presidentto invoke the 25th. carol: if you don't get him out in five minutes, he might not be the president anymore. you didn't give me the job,remember? what's the code to d227? what's the code for d227? hold on. stenz:fast! go, go, go! go, go! 13350.

[gunshots] sawyer: we're in, let's go! motts: go, i'll cover you! stenz:all right, all right! this way, cale.the keys. [gunfire in distance] got them! what the hell are you gettingin the back for? sorry, force of habit.

damn it! keys!let's go! let's go! i'm crashing the gate. no! it's dual-hardened steel. we're not gonna make it.left! where's the garage clicker? you kidding?i don't have a clicker. suburban! i think i'm seeingthe presidential limo driving across the grounds.

we're gonna cut them off!hang on, motts! watch out, watch out,watch out! cale, they're in heavy weaponsfollow-up. what do you mean,"heavy weapon"? you gotta be kidding meright now! killick:move! reporter 1:oh, my goodness!the presidential limo has just burstonto the south lawn! so sorry.

ladies and gentlemen, it's with a heavy heart-- sir, you have to see this! reporter 2: it's trying to make its wayaround the south lawn fountain. that iconic fountain that everybody knows, anyone who's ever been to the white house knows. box them in! go forthe window, motts! tanks. we got tanks.let's put them to use. i think that's my dad.

i'm not sure usingheavy artillery is a wise-- i don't give a damn.you get that tank, you put a holein the goddamn fence! yeah! come on! look, look, look! watch him,watch him, watch him. go for the windshield! go! watch out, watch out. get your head down. yeah, that's one down.

shit! are you in position? roger. then go to work. fall back! fall back! driver, advance! we don't knowwhat is happening, but the national guardis in fact enacting some sort of maneuver.it depends--

rpg's! now! blow these bastardsoff the roof. take cover! fire! incoming! [crowd screaming] commander, come in! [laughs] good job, boys!great job, mulcahy!

reporter 2: this is an unprecedented situation. a full-scale war going on on the white house grounds. mulcahy! take out the limo!let's go! take the limo! what are you waiting on? take it out! reporter 2: they're firing. i can't see.what am i supposed to do? i need him alive!that's an order! why don't you shut up? sawyer:there's a camera systemin the car. there.

what am i doingwith zombies? it's my daughter'sfavorite movie. watch out, watch out! left! whoa. we gotta punch a holein this fence or we're dead in the water. there's a weapons lockerin the back. jackpot! john: what you got?

that's whati'm talking about! that thing in your right handis a blast shield. perfect. aah! can you not hit mein the head with a rocket while i'm trying to drive?! get me to the fence, cale! you gotta stick thatout there, go to work. damn right. hold it with two hands,mr. president. oh, my god,that's president sawyer.

he has a rocket launcher. there's somethingyou don't see every day. here it comes! i lost the rocket launcher. how do you losea rocket launcher? stenz: take one of the hostages outside. show them we mean business. reporter 3: this just in from china. --destroyed the west gate of the white house.

we got our exit. one more around the fountain. no! get over here. reporter 2: one of the terrorists is holding a little girl at gunpoint. what'd he say? emily cale is being held at the white house balcony right now by the terrorists.

she was the one who managed to send this video out so the world could see... whoa, whoa. another rocket. sawyer:cale! dad! reporter 2: i can't see what is going on... caulfield:get me a location on them now! reporter 2:--the west wing.the president has... we're not sure if he's aliveor dead right now.

the limousine has disappeared... emily? reporter 2: --the west wing. i can't see him... killick, take her back inside. get over here! shit. what the...? something wrongwith your radio? malfunctioned. stay behind me.

they won't shoot us.they need me alive. put a gun to my head. that concludes the running-and-shooting portion. stay back or i'll shoot him! appreciate whatyou're trying to do. did the same job myself,and proudly. i have no quarrel with you,but i do have a deadline. so put the gun down... john: pull the pin.

because you're notgonna shoot the president. you're right. where does that leave us, boys? that leaves us with this. john:come on! go, go, go! [yelling and grunting] what are you doing?! oh, no. come on, go!

john: this way! follow me! whoa! enormous explosionover toward the west wing. i don't know if this means the president has been killed. i got 100 people in here!somebody tell me something! you idiot. what'd you say? you are an idiot. you just blewour whole mission. your mission.

shut up. oops. mr. stenz,this may be your lucky day. get your men back to the basement. hammond:i, alvin hammond,do solemnly swear that i will faithfullyexecute the office of presidentof the united states and will to the bestof my ability preserve, protect and defend

the constitutionof the united states, so help me god. sir, follow me, please. place your hand therefor scanning, please. sir, these are yourpresidential launch codes. keep them on your personat all times. anchor: vice president alvin hammond has just been sworn in as the 47th president of the united states, confirming, of course, the worst possible scenario,

the death of president james sawyer. people all over the globe have been holding their breath. they're wondering what is happening right here in america. after all, the united states has the biggest weapons arsenal in the world. we needto start moving the money. maybe buy some time.

--will he be able to get this extremely volatile situation under control. muriel walker's here. reporter: thousands are gathering, leaving candles and flowers. mulcahy:we've got movement. we've got movementat the federal reserve. stenz, do you hear me? they're loading the money. let's wrap this up. motts:stenz, we're wastingour time here.

walker, are you surethey're down here? walker: did i spend 15 goddamn years running this place or did you? this guy is losing it. what do we careif he gets the president? we made a deal. carol:cale was right.this is not about ransom. walker has cancer. his doctors gave himless than three months. he has a golf-ball-sized tumoron his frontal lobe.

jesus christ. i thinkhe's on a suicide mission. you ready? muriel: yes. what do you thinkyou're doing? if anybody can talk him down,it's her, trust me. a little birdie told me you'refinally moving the money. muriel [over phone]: martin? i had to tell them about the tumor, martin.

that's all right. [voice breaking] please stop this. please just come home. i have to do this, honey. they have to payfor what they did to kevin. and when it's over, i promise... i promise you'll understand. you're doing this for kevin?

i swear to god. muriel:then you do whatever it takes. you make them payfor what they did to our boy. what the hell are you doing? carol: walker, you stop this, or i'll make sure she spends the rest of her lifein a federal prison. you have 19 minutes. you're done. general.

caulfield:your boss tookthe white house. your man insidegot the president killed. carol, calm down. you're free to go. unh. thank godfor gerald ford. he built this becausehe didn't want the press to see himin his swim trunks. any chancethis leads out of here? no. listen,i gotta stop for a second.

what? you all right? sawyer:that's not good, is it? stenz worked for the cia, right? right. if we can track the waythat walker contacted these guys, we can figure outhow to stop them. how do you propose we do that? keep an eye on caulfield. wait, what?

hi. i'm carol. i'm not supposed to talk to youright now. run a database searchon the guys in that building. cia, nsa,everything you've got. listen, walker's not doingthis for the money, trust me. there is something elsegoing on. i can't do that, ma'am. on the worst daythat our country has ever had, you could be the keyto figuring all of this out.

man: --could otherwise not accomplish that is take back the white house. unh. i'm gonna have to get that out. when did you become a doctorall of a sudden? hold that. look, just talk to me. get my mind off it. talk to meabout your daughter. emily? she's completelyin love with you.

she even tried to get meto vote for you. you didn't vote for me?ahh! your daughter's smart.you should listen to her. she was like 3when i enlisted. and to be honest with you, i was probably just runningfrom my marriage. right after i deployed,emily was watching tv, and there was coverage onthe troops in afghanistan. she swears to methat she saw me.

after that point, she becameobsessed with politics. and that's whenshe first saw you. the man that was gonnabring daddy home. and when i finallydid come home, i realized that... i'm not her hero anymore. so i guess i just figuredthat i'd try to help protectthe man that is. if she saw you today, cale,she'd be proud of you.

you know how when they're youngand they come running up to you and they hug you andthey're shouting "daddy," and all of a sudden, one day,that just stops? i'd give anything for that hugjust one more time. you know, my daughter,she's 15 years old, her name is amber. you know what she wantsfor her birthday? a belly button ring.

heh, belly button ring. what parent is equippedfor that? daughters. unh! shh, shh, shh. what's happening? woman [on pa]: attention, attention. everyone below calico t-11, please clear the floor immediately.

caulfield:put the president on-screen. mr. president, delta forceentered washington airspace. i have lieutenant colonelcameron on the line. you're online, sir! hammond: what do you have for us, colonel? we developed this plan independentof the secret service. we'll use the superstructure of the city to mask our approach.

what if they startkilling hostages? they're dead anyway if this fails. alvin, please think aboutwhat you're doing. may i remind you that you are addressing the president of the united states? cameron: i don't wanna write off any americans yet. trust me, sir, we'll get your house back for you. mission's a go, colonel. thank you, sir.

you heard the president. flight time to target:six minutes. so, what's it likebeing president? it's not like anything. once you get into office,it's all about reelection and what the other sidecan use against you. politics. you don't start outa politician, but you become one.just once, though,

i wanna do somethingthat's presidential. something along the linesof lincoln, washington and jefferson. you wanna make history. no. not history. i wanna make a difference. if your little daughtersays that i'm her hero, then i gotta earn that. all right,we go in low and quiet.

time to targetis two minutes. pilot 1:falcon 2, maintain 3-0 feet. pilot 2:falcon 1, copy, 3-0 feet. pilot 1:drop to 1-0 feet! pilot 2:falcon 2 dropping to 10 feet. reporter:complete chaoson the streets of d.c. there's total gridlockthrough-- oh, my god! u.s. special forcesare flying over us! shit. sir, we haveblack hawks coming in.

which direction? from i street, and fast. how do you feel,mr. president? surprisingly good, dr. cale. let me call in, make surethey don't think we're dead. the former vice president, alvin hammond, is clearly calling the shots as the new commander in chief. i have john cale on the line. where's carol?

caulfield:finnerty's beenrelieved of command. don't worry. the cavalry's should be there in minutes. no, not by air.they have to come by ground. i think we can handle this. they have javelin missiles. not according to our intel. even if we wantedto call them back, they've gone dark. if they fail,they're going to kill

every single oneof those hostages, including my daughter. just go. take thisand stay out of sight. thirty seconds! let's go! incoming, three of them!spread out! pilot 1: castle in sight. i say again, castle in sight. stenz: are you ready?

we got movement on the roof. they've got missile lock!evasive maneuvers! break right! javelins! javelins! shit! break right! pilot 1:i can't hold out! going down! mayday! mayday! get down! incoming! pilot 1: we're going down!

reporter: one is closing in on the white house, like it's checking on the conditions of the hostages. what are you gonna do?you gonna shoot the hostages? get on the 50-cal!mulcahy, let's go! pilot 2: hammer down! hammer down! stenz:fire! pull up! pull up! yeah! last mag.

they've got missile lock! aah! pilot 3: movement on the roof. hold your fire! hold your fire!i think that man is a friendly! get ready to deploy! fast-rope down! soldier 1:go, go! soldier 2: get us out! missile! soldier 3: javelin up!

countermeasures! soldier 4: brace for impact! [soldiers shouting] [all scream] no. [screaming] reporter: this mission is going terribly wrong. i can see now that there are two men on top of the roof and they're engaged in hand-to-hand combat.

[both grunting] [yells then grunts] [machine gun fire] yes! skip tyler is in! walker, that last firewalljust came down. mr. tyler, we are a go, sir. god bless us all. sir. my weapons systemis coming online.

it's being accessed remotely.i can't... jesus christ, it's targeting. officer: what? it's firing. target is an aircraftsomewhere over ohio. appears to bea modified 747. woman [over pa]: this is an emergency.i repeat, this is an emergency. i don't know. --and fasten your seat belts. i repeat, this is...

sir, we're under attack! reporter: it's clear that someone on the inside has orchestrated this takeover of the white house. that's the only way... mr. speaker, we haveconfirmation of ground impact. we're going to needto swear you in, sir. executive power passedto the vice president when he was sworn in, whichmeans the office passes to you. sir.

please follow these men. aide:sir, these are yournew presidential launch codes. please keep them on your personat all times. eli:uh, i need a moment here. i need--i need to call my wife. of course, sir. [hostages scream] how are you enjoyingyour tour? remember these?

you and i have a date,sweetheart. whoa, whoa, whoa. you'll have to gothrough me. you'll go to jail for that! and who's gonna make me? the touristis still on the loose. but i have a hunchdaddy's gonna come back for his little girl. so he's still alive.

not for very long, he isn't. don't screw up this time!motts! you stay here with him. emily: unh! hey! do i look likei need a babysitter? stenz:sit down and shut up! oh, shit. caulfield:mr. president. norad is fully compromised.

martin walkernow has the ability to launch missiles at any targetin the united states. our satellites showmassive troop movements in russia, pakistanand the arabian peninsula. what are your orders, sir? i swear to you all, i swear, that we are not beaten yet.we are not! general, how soon can you execute an airstrike on the white house?

carol:sir. we can have raptors on targetin 10 minutes. then do it. let's go to work! sir-- carol, we have to end this.we have to. what if the next missilehe launches is aimed at chicago or new york? we're talking aboutmillions of lives.

your first act as president is going to be bombingthe white house? believe me, i know, i know. but our country is strongerthan one house. mission control: this is mission control. raptor alpha 1, clear toinitiate operation free castle. pilot:copy that, raptor alpha 1beginning approach. commentator 1: we've lost two commanders in chief in one day. commentator 2: mark, if i'm a foreign head of state

and the united states of america has become a rogue nuclear power, at what point do i take action and step in, perhaps even with a preemptive nuclear strike? huh? brought you a present. it's the tourist's daughter. well, hello, hello. good morning, mr. cale. [over pa] i'm sitting here with someone

who would like to say hello to you. say hello, sweetie. [emily grunting and panting] all right, then, would youlike to tell your father what mr. stenz hereis holding in his hand? emily: a gun. now, mr. cale,i'm gonna start counting here, and if you don't givethe president up to my men by the timei've reached three,

mr. stenz here is gonna shoot your little girl in the stomach. [emily sobbing over pa] one. two. no. no. no. i'm here. hoo-hoo. guess daddydoesn't love you after all. [sobbing]

whoo. ha, ha. motts: we got the president. bring him on down. back to your office, sir. [emily continues sobbingover pa] woman:i have john caleon the line, sir. caulfield: cale? you put heron the goddamn phone right now. hi, john.

they have the president. i want you to listen to me.help is not coming. i saidthey have the president. they called a strikeon the white house. the vice president is dead.you need to get out. they cannot do that. they still have hostages,still have emily. i'm so, so sorry. i was wrong about you, but there's nothingyou can do, john.

if you stay, you're gonna die. i need you to listen to me. my little girlis counting on me, and i am not gonna disappearon her. so you tell me how much time i have. you only have eight minutesleft to get them out. goodbye, carol. [timer beeping] soldier 1:clear out!we're moving back now!

soldier 2:everybody's gotta move back!everybody move back! what do you mean, evacuate?my daughter is in that building! soldier 1:this is an emergency.move back now! please! clear the area now! move back now!i said move back now! oh, there i am.that's not a bad picture. how'd they find outi did that one? buh-bye. whatever happened to "the penis mightier than the sword"?

martin, as the presidentof the united states, this comeswith the full weight, power and authorityof my office: fuck you. can we get downto business now? i'm gonna need youto open this for me. what is that? oh, what are you doing? this is the nuclear football,sweetie.

it is keyed to the blood typeand heartbeat of the presidentof the united states. what the hell is this? this is the deal. sawyer:there's a dozen reasonswhy that's not gonna work. such as? even if i open it, my codes are useless.they switched them out once you took over the building.

you let me worry about that. martin, there's not a daythat goes by that i don't feel terribleabout losing your boy. but that's on me. so if you want revenge,then just shoot me. you think i blame youfor kevin's death? sending those men inwas the most courageous thing you ever did in your life. you were a true commanderin chief for five minutes.

you just don't have the ballsto see the mission through. what mission? there were no nuclear weaponsin iran. but there will be. the middle east is our last war. it will be us or them. i choosethat kevin charles walker will be the lastamerican soldier to die in that conflictin vain.

you want thatas your son's legacy? murdering millions of peoplein his name? mr. president,i wish the pen were mightierthan the sword, i do. but it's just a dream.stand up, sir. history will judge who the true patriotswere here today. i've been standing up, martin,and i'm not gonna open that. martin.

martin, that's not necessary.martin! how about now? i can't open this for him. if i do, millions of peopleare gonna die, you understand that? i understand. [alarm blaring] tyler,what the hell is going on? we got thermal alarmsgoing off

in the second-floordining room, the west sitting hall,and the president's bedroom. killick,he's trying to burn the place. second floor. send your men. tyler? turn offthe goddamn sprinklers! who makes this shit? [alarm continues blaring] oh, shit! what was that?

i've been waiting all dayto kill you. [yells] stop hurting my white house! german mantle clock.empire style. stenz: killick, report! killick, what the hellis happening? report! killick can't cometo the phone. where's my daughter?

dad! she's here with mein the oval office, so why don't you come downand get her? what are you gonna do? what do you think? why do you makeall this shit personal? oh, you're talking to meabout personal, when you wanna blow uphalf the world for your kid! what i should've done

in the beginning.i'm gonna kill this prick. hey! you lied to all of us.this was not the job. i got business to finish.you stay here. how do i getto the oval office? take the stairsto the ground floor, you go to the endof the west colonnade. there's an air strike coming!get them out of here. go!

you heard the man! tour's over. [beeps] uh-oh. i didn't sign upfor this nuclear bullshit. i'm gonna go and i'm gonnaget the money myself. hey! hey! you think i put my countrythrough this for money? [gunshot]

i hate mercenaries. [emily sobbing] oh. it's about time. i choose the pen! come here. get up. up! put your hand... computerized voice: weapon system unlocked. enter presidential launch code. mr. president, please wake up,wake up. please!

sir, we're at defcon 1.the nuclear football in the white housewent live. that's impossible. colonel: it's happening. someone has enteredvalid launch codes. man 1: captain on deck! what the hell is going on? man 2:all of our nuclear missileswent live. this can't be right.

sir, we have nuclear missilesspinning up on the albuquerque. if our allies see us launchinga full-scale nuclear strike, they will respond. russia and china will launch.we'll have world war iii unless you levelthe white house. officer:four minutes to target! i need a final go-no gofor payload delivery. god forgive me. go. mission control: raptor alpha 1, operation free castle is a go.

copy.dropping to attack altitude. cale, walker's trying to launcha nuclear attack. if he does, it'll start world war iii. you have to stop him. john: what? cale? cale? donnie:head to the south lawn! almost there. come on.come on. come on! i'm gonna enjoy this.

computerized voice: confirm: bandar abbas. chah bahar targeted. confirm chah bahar. go! leave, leave, leave! no, no! not without my dad! sawyer: go, go, go! [shrieks] your little bitch saysyou're gonna put me in jail!

come on, martin.this isn't you. you protected presidentsfor the past 25 years. you really gonna shoot me? [screams] he deserved it. you killed him! get back. get over here. get in the roomor i'll knock you out! and do as you're told.go on, sit down!

i'm gonna carve my nameon your chest! no jail for you,you little bitch! no! no! get it off! reporter: there was an explosion in the vicinity of the west wing. a huge ball of flames has burst into the sky. it's got to be more than 100 feet... mission control:raptor alpha 1, you are clear.

delta 2-6, copy that.two minutes to target. man: clear the area. get back in there! man:the departmentof homeland security... walker:get in there! man:this is a mandatoryevacuation... no, please, please, baby.look at me. i'm right here. computerized voice: tabriz targeted. confirm tabriz. john:please, baby, you gottaturn around and look at me.

damn it. soldier:evacuate this area immediately! we need you to move back,people! move back now! melanie:emily! get out of here!there's an air strike coming! my daughter was in there.emily cale. she's still in there. wait! emily! what is with this family?wait for me!

computerized voice: confirm tehran. targeting complete. armed for nuclear launch. you have 15 seconds to initiate. fifteen, 14... [engine revving] nine, eight... dad! dad, look! five... dad, in his hand!

four, three... emily, get down! two... get down! one. computerized voice: confirmation timed out. delta 2-6, one minuteto target. go weapons hot. thank god, em. daddy, i love you.

you're okay. i love you so much. the president. he shot him! he shot him in there. look,i need you to listen to me. there's an air strike coming,i need you to run. i need you to run as far andas fast as you can possibly go. can you do that?i gotta get the president. you gotta go for me. now, go.

hundreds of people seem to berunning toward the white house. they've been told to evacuate too, but they're climbing the fence. okay, we have confirmation. president raphelson has ordered an air strike on the white house, and i can hear the planes coming. i-- i have to go. i'm sorry. pilot: delta 2-6, requesting permission to deliver payload. pilot: all right, guys, let's clean it up.

delta 2-6,we're locked on target. please confirmfree castle is a go. mission control: raptor alpha 1, clear. mission is a go. pilot:delta 2-6, we have friendliesall over the kill zone. reporter 1: i cannot see the planes, but what i can see is an unbelievable sight. emily cale is out on the lawn, and she's waving the presidential flag. no, baby. no, i told youto run! you gotta run!

captain, do you see this? delta 2-6, we have a young girlon the lawn. she's tryingto wave off the air strike. sir, requesting permission to abort. mr. president, please. sir! sir! i need an answer. i'm not doing this, guys. abort mission.pull out! abort! abort! abort! reporter 1: they have flown over the white house.

it is an unbelievable moment down here. people are going wild. and emily cale is undoubtedly a beautiful hero of the day. emily cale is a little hero. reporter 2: this is an unprecedented moment in u.s. history. [all cheering] that search you requestedcame back. emily, can you believe how many people have seen your video blog?

it's not a video blog. it's a youtube channel. how many? seven hundred million people. sawyer:daughters. jesus! oh, my god.are you okay? honest abe.my wife got this for me. for the inauguration. [chuckling] are you kidding me?you got shot in the wa--?

what i'm telling youis that good old abe took a second bullet for me. [both laughing] thank you for what you didfor emily. it's my sacrifice, right? yep. john, listen. this isn't over yet. walker had no prior contact

with any of the terrorists, but someone else did. wait, wait, wait. hold on.i'm gonna put you on speaker. the president's with me. this guy, stenz, made multiple calls to a secure line in d.c. but we don't know who received them. the database was wiped 30 minutes ago. john:really? did you check walker's personal records? his computer, his e-mails?

carol: you don't know walker, john. he was a dinosaur. the man still used a pager. listen. carol,i got to check something out. we'll see you outside. i don't believe it. i think i know how walkergot the codes, but i'm gonna needyour help, sir. soldier:move back! move back. john:emily.

oh, baby, you okay? oh, thank god. thank god, baby. [emily chuckles] did you see my routine? ha, ha. yeah. oh, i'm so proud of you. you were beautiful, baby. you saved us. you know that?

hey, stay with mommyfor a second, okay? i'll be right back. eli:john. it's disarmed. thank god you're all right.where's the president? he didn't make it, sir. um, i need to addressthe nation. general,get on with the joint chiefs. we need to move our troopsinto the middle east

to stabilize the region. you wanna move troops in? when they find out we almostlaunched a nuclear attack, there's gonna be chaos.we have to contain it. can i ask you a question? of course. yeah. when did you and walkercook this whole thing up? excuse me? how'd it go? you gave walkerthe launch codes

and he made you president? you can prove this? walker had to get the launchcodes from somewhere, and you were the only personwith those codes. and i found this pagerin walker's pocket. i only know one other personthat uses one of these. that doesn't prove anything. two old guys useold technology. so what? why don't you callthe return number, carol?

would have been better ifthe evidence had been destroyed in the air strikeyou ordered. [ringtone playing on phone] you're a goddamn traitor,sir. you dim little shit. i hired you out of pityand this is how you repay me. tomorrow, when people find outthat your precious president helped a maniacopen the nuclear football, who do you think they'regoing to believe, you or me?

you, you would be a nobody. but me, i'm the presidentof the united states. sawyer:no, you're not. eli, eli. quite the politician, huh? you did all of thisjust to keep your buddies in the defense industryhappy. how far did you fallinto their pockets? this is ridiculous.

take him into custody. yes, sir, mr. president. no, i am still president. consider this a coup d'ã©tat.get this trash off my lawn. you're not fit for office.you son of a bitch! you're selling this countryout to the arabs. this isn't over.i got friends. i'll make sure all of yourfriends meet you in prison. let's get himto the hospital.

you okay? you look terrible. thank you for everythingyou did today. thank you for trusting me. sawyer:special agent cale! i'm not going anywherewithout my protection. you heard him. thank you, sir. hey, em! you wanna take a ride? can i go?

yeah, of course. go with your father. she's an amazing girl. man:this way! move this way! welcome aboard. thank you, sir. you sure you're all right? i'm all right now. good job, special agent.

thank you, general. if you ever want a private tour,just let me know. i can hook it up like that.i mean, maybe in a few weeks when we've got the placeback together. that's good to know. you wanna give himthe news? calls have been coming in from all over the globefor the last hour. the presidents of iran, russia,israel and france

have all agreedto your terms. it looks like your peace planis a go. you keep this up, i justmight have to vote for you. you wanna see somethingreally special? carol. henry, the presidentwants to do the thing. hold on tight. [the rolling stones'"street fighting man" playing] â™ª everywhere i hear the sound â™ª

â™ª of marching charging feet, boy â™ª â™ª 'cause summer's here and the time is right â™ª â™ª for fighting in the street, boy â™ª â™ª well, now what can a poor boy do â™ª â™ª except to sing for a rock 'n' roll band â™ª â™ª 'cause in sleepy london town â™ª â™ª there's just no place for a street fighting man â™ª â™ª no â™ª â™ª hey, think the time is right â™ª

â™ª for a palace revolution â™ª â™ª but where i live the game â™ª â™ª to play is compromise solution â™ª â™ª get down â™ª â™ª hey â™ª â™ª so my name is called disturbance â™ª â™ª i'll shout and scream i'll kill the king â™ª â™ª i'll rail at all his servants â™ª â™ª we're caught in a hurricane again â™ª

â™ª we said it all along â™ª â™ª just keep floating with the wind â™ª â™ª we'll land where we belong â™ª â™ª we say, we say â™ª â™ª that it can get rough along the way â™ª â™ª you'll land where you belong â™ª â™ª bang, bang â™ª â™ª take a shot â™ª â™ª pit stop â™ª

â™ª drop me off â™ª â™ª but i'll be thinking about you all night long â™ª â™ª hey, there â™ª â™ª sun flares â™ª â™ª open road â™ª â™ª no cares â™ª â™ª with your fingers pointed like a gun â™ª â™ª and i will never ever wish you wrong â™ª â™ª even if we ever move along â™ª

â™ª you know i never meant to lead you â™ª â™ª on and on and on â™ª â™ª stoplights â™ª â™ª dead of night â™ª â™ª rear view â™ª â™ª chevy brights â™ª â™ª ciggie burning like a firefly â™ª â™ª backseat â™ª â™ª next to me â™ª

â™ª ride free â™ª â™ª if we run i know we can survive â™ª â™ª we'll land where we belong â™ª

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