The Secret of Christmas Candies
- since valentine's dayis right around the corner, a lot of people are out shoppingfor gifts and candy. i decided to havesome fun with them. i sent my writer adamto see's candy to playa cashier named kevin, and we captured it allon hidden cameras. enjoy. - [singing]kevin the cashier played by adam.
- welcome to see's. getting somevalentine's day candy? - no, need somethingto fix my mood. - you're in a bad mood?- yes. - would you like a valentine'sday massage for $5? - that would be nice. - here, i'll do itto fix your mood. - are they paying youto do it too? - here, i'll give youa valentine's day massage.
- no, no, no.- are you sure? - yeah.- are you sure? - it's okay. - no, i just wantedto fix your mood. - well, you did.- okay. all right. - [laughs]- all right. that's $5. - get back in.- you want more candy? hello.
- can she get somethingwithout peanuts? - uh, yeah.are almonds okay? - no.- are cashews okay? - no.- are hazelnuts okay? - no.- are brazil nuts okay? - i don't know, i'm scaredto do anything with nuts. - okay. are walnuts okay? - uh-uh.
- soybeans? - oh, she likes peppermint. - peppermint comes from a nut. would you liketo try anything? - can i try oneof the dark patties? - one of the dark patties?sure. i like your patriots shirt. - thanks. - yeah.
oh, i'm sorry, i thoughtyou would intercept it. i thought you were gonnaintercept it like at the super bowl. are these for valentine's day?- yeah. - i still don't havea valentine. i've been on tinder.do you guys do tinder? - my niece is on thereall the time. - your niece is on tinder? so she's single?
does she ever comeinto see's candy? - i'm sure she does.- okay. 'cause valentine'sis getting close. like, i'd settle for, like,a four or a five at this point. - can you give metwo dark chocolate butters? - two dark chocolate butters. that's what i sayi'm looking for on my tinder profile. - two toffee-ettes.- toffee-ettes?
do you work herein the mall? - no, i don't.- oh, okay. i like working in the mall,but in the morning it's bad. there's, like, old peoplethat, like, walk laps. they get friskywith each other sometimes. have to separate themwith a broom. - two dark molasses chips. - where are the darkmolasses chips? oh, here, i found 'em.
never mind,found it on my own. you know what they call itsee's candy? 'cause when i sees it,i eats it. - you ate our candy. - i would think it'd be funworking here. - i do like selling candy. i tried to sell girl scoutcookies when i was younger, but then they wouldn't let me. - no, they probably wouldn't.
- no, i sued the state, 'cause they said,"you can't sell them." i thought it was becausei wasn't a girl, but then it turned out it wasbecause i was 25. - can i have one of the deepdark chocolate truffles? yeah, sure.yeah. don't let them see this, but, like, i like--i like, like, the chocolate that has, like,the liquor in it.
so i bring, like,fireball in, and i just like-- i just put fireball on it. i don't think this is legalto even have in here, 'cause we don't havea license for this or anything. [coughing] really good. you guys ever watch"the ellen degeneres show"? - yeah, she's my favoriteperson in the whole world.
- she is, really? i don't actually work here. i work for"the ellen degeneres show." - do you really? - and there'sa hidden camera up here. - oh, my gosh. - she's your favorite personin the world? - she's my favorite person.- nice. you're on her show now. [cheers and applause]
